ITT

Flops.

Your country

>dressing up like that janetty danvers

>ugly feet
>ugly shoulders
>4th place
Is there any redeeming qualities about her?

fpbp

>she didn't know Carol Danvers is for suffering and failure

J U S T

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but she already won a Gold, one more than the entire country of the United Kingdom

>my rich daddy paid for me to go to ski academy

she's so fucking hot

she has more goals than your entire country tho

Yeah her face is still pretty and her hands are decent.

Our lugers
Our skeletoners
Our curlers
Our figure skaters
Our snowboard racers
Our jump skiers
Our cross country skiers
Our speed and long skaters

Who else am I missing? Because this has been a really shitty Olympics

What are you trying to say??? We did as expected in those events. Hell the luge guy got the first luge medal in USA men's history

dam fpbp

>rich mutts can't even buy medals
lmao @ your "country"

I'd flop my dick onto her if you know what I am saying bros

This. My only goal in life is to get a posh American blonde gf.

don't worry man, Canada's women's curling team is currently shitting the bed as well

*puts Puritan dregs on a boat and founds your nation*

*dethrones your nation as the most powerful nation on the planet*

you guys do know she's Jewish, right? she's mine

>le female phelps

HAHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHAHA

She must be getting blacked on the regular then

>Shifrin and Schifrin (Yiddish: שיפרין, Russian: Шифpин ) is a matronymic Jewish surname of Yiddish origin.

Hmmm checks out.

Sup Forums has complex pathologies towards Jewesses, so I’m sure she’ll be even more popular now.

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>HAD THE LEAD AND CHOKED IN THE SECOND HEAT LEADS TO GERMANY WINNING THE GOLD MEDAL

plz no bully Lizzy.

Reminder of why Mikaela didn't win. She put that porta potty out of business at the top of the hill.

>Mikaela looks at herself in the mirror before heading off to her slalom competition, thinking that today will be the day she continues to make Olympic history as quite possibly one of the best skiers in the world.
>As she smiles at herself thinking of her next medal victory, her bowels suddenly quake.
>”Oh no, those $1 Taco Bell nachos fries from last night were a giant mistake...” she cries.
>Mikaela’s stomach emits a horrible gurgling noise as she sprints towards the toilet, slamming the door shut behind her.
>She’s barely cleared her skin tight body suit when she feels her stomach tapping out.
>The moment her crisp, firm, athletic buttcheeks reach the cold porcelain, a giant log long jumps from her anus into the toilet like Eddie The Eagle.
>A deluge of diarrhea follows, as if the entire skeletoning team deciding to go down the chute, her poop chute, at the same time.
>Mikaela holds onto the toilet seat for dear life as a sudden moment of flatulence threatens to throw her off the toilet completely, like someone about to crash on the luge course.
>The smell is so foul that’s Mikaela’s eyes begin to mist, like when she won the gold.
>Mikaela’s mom knocks on the door
>”Sweetie... it’s time for your run...”

Every finnish athlete ever

>American Jews marrying Jews

Maybe 50 years ago Chaim

fuck off nigger

She sure showed that innate, undeniable jewish athletic gene. Kys.

The entire USA winter Olympics team

Mikaela is such a white trash name.

American girls are the best

Pretty sure Germany did that for you.

olympics choker

Fact check: false

>ywn be inside the porta potty's tank when that happens

just kill me

I want to RAPE this asian bitch

How is her pit game

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>writing all this for just one reply from an autistic finn

Sad!

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Maybe that she won gold literally yesterday? Also there are 3 more women's events to come.

>It's everybody else's fault but mine!

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>Flops.
pic related

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Disgrace. Hope she never shows her face in this country again.

She sounds retarded.