Mad innit

mad innit...

Turns out, little monkey fella.

Is this real?

yes idiot of course it is

Land safely afro-monkey.

Monkey stood on a chair.. cookin' veg.

Jesus... You're a madman. An absolute madman! You idiot. Fuck me...

Took his helmet off, little monkey fella.

Apparently, it's the Mammal, that's got, sort of the pointiest eyes. Eye's that pop out their head.

>Steve

if it's all about the arse, why don't gays like a bit of tit?

they used to say eat an apple a day

'Ave you got a ruler?

black people can fly planes?

That's it, we're done with Monkey News. Play a record.

What do you mean her skull fell off?

I see Nigel Farage is getting better at picking pilots

Oh he's done you again

quick rundown on Karl Pilkington

>XFM bows to him
>In contact with primates
>Possesses bullshit detection abilities
>Owns radio and telly globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient English royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Pilkinburg will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of jellyfish DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be orangeheaded manc cunt babies
>said to have an IQ of 70, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in dirty council estates in Manchester

These racists can't be allowed to do this.

The correct term is African American.

Play a record

It's Simian American you speciesist shitlord

Kek