It's finally happened, Sup Forums

It's finally happened, Sup Forums
The race war has broken out and you've found yourself surrounded by black lives matter niggers
They're either surrounding your car, trying to break into your home, or chasing you down a street.
Which of these guys do you want on your side, Shrek or Sully?

Both

Shreck

Sully will cave in to children, meanwhile Shrek might smell kinda bad but he won't hesitate to kill.

Shrek every time.

Sully kinda seems like he'd be a pussy in an actual combat scenario, whereas Shrek actually has experience.

Depends, are we in his swamp?

shrek because a simple potion will turn him white.

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

What kind of experince? WAR?

Shrek. He'll squeeze the jelly from their eyes, which is apparently good on toast.

>sully wanted to fuck his boo

fuck that cyan race mixer

Shrek

Shrek is love. Shrek is life

Nah, but I remember in the first Shrek movie there's that scene where he beats the shit out of like 30 armored knights. He would be solid vs a mass of dindus.

Well Shrek did win the Oscar over Sulley.... for what little that means -- especially regarding animation.

>tfw there was a time Oscar voters had the balls to pick a DreamWorks film over Pixar

shrek
feels goodman that blacks is only 5% of my town populations and
when there was a small blm protest on the loyd

everybody in a ten mile radius was ready for a riot .
Guns and everything .

Niggers don't come to my hometown. They think the Klan still marches on main street here.

Shrek wins
Honorary aryan

Shrek is a fucking savage, its ogre

Definitely Sully.

Shrek is a libertarian, Sully is a normie libcuck