/curl/ Women's Session 4

DEN v CAN
KOR v SUI
SWE v OAR

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I want Joanne Courtney to shit on my face.

>No Japan or GBR

Who should I watch instead?

QTs

Good question, I'm just waiting for GBR 2bh

Besides GBR and JAP, who has the most qts?

Which should I watch?

I'm watching CAN DEN, but Canada seems too OP.

canada's whooing fans are annoying af

When is GBR

Bros there's already a thread that's only 100 posts left in.

I don't know, that's why I'm just waiting

Russian sounds cute!

2 blank endings OAR - Sweden, Hasselborg still isn't playing her best

tomorrow night

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i-it's OAR p-playing catenaccio

Ok thanks

We fucked that round

>That strict Russian curling-fu with big glasses.

I want her to subdue me with words.

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Canada vs Denmark. I got my dick out bros

What language do they speak in Denmark? Arabic?

Best sport at the Olympics

HOW MANY BONG TILL /eve/???

They speak cheese danish

18

please play good homan

I had mine out, but canada's performance thus far has killed my boner

it might as well be some kind of comfy therapy

Is Canada picking up three here?

just curl in my sleep already

Our womens team is terrible.

This throw is tense

doubt it

lewd

oh boy how will Canada blow this end again

they're cute so that's okay.

Canadian doubles team was better looking though.

cute!

Agreed

There's the normal Homan

redemption time for homan

RACHEL IS BACK

>Denmark bungles it

More luck...

good job, good effort

Rank the team Canada qts

LET'S FUCKING GO

Who gave that 11 year old a stone?

Nice shot. Good job Canucks

wowowowowow

Well you you were right in a sense

Oh god this was so needed

finally we didn't completely shit the bed

reminds me of ex-gf

Is she full or half native?

RACHEL IS BACK

how are they terrible

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Madeleine Dupont (Skip)
Tournament accuracy: 57%

wew

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Rachel fart through a Walkie-talkie

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Is curling the most friendly competitive sport there is?

>Anna

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>2018 viewers dont know qt kaity

Even the crowds look comfy for curling.

They missed about half a dozen shots before the redemption

CANADIANS ARE DOPING ON STREAM

mandingo fighting

>these comfy ass coach talks
Fuck, I love curling

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I know it's tradition, but why do they eat after 5?

It's only been an hour, you aren't using that many calories.

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many celebratings were done in the parking lot of a 7-11 after this squaw won a medal

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To remind themselves that there are more important things in life than competition.

Can/Den are both tied for 10th, gotta dig ourselves outta this fucking hole here girlllllzzzz

would let her spit in my mouth

This look on her face
She knows she fucked up hard

Been up since four sick so might as well get some curling in lets do it bois.

>ywn be that cardboard cutout
why even live

oh my these dane red heads are amazing; my weakness

lmao what a goof

>this flag
>this post
You're not allowed to claim her.

IMAGINE

>tfw you can't give her words of reassurance

got a webm of this?

me smokum peace pipe and win shine stone

you just know

ah, i missed the first 5 ends

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why doesnt she look like an eskimo any more?

based naval base poster

Lawes looks so much like Rachel Stevens

and Homan looks like Christpher Walken

Rachel Stevens is a slut, Lawes is innocent and pure.

She'll grow back into it in her 30's. They always do.

D-Do you think...?

Face is less fat so her eyes are less small.

Is her grandfather Asian? What the fuck is up with those eyes?

I ave no faith in this swiss team

>he literally doesn't know any inuits

Am I the only person that thinks she looks white?

Why are Russian curlers so beautiful?

Banana breaks are cute

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she has pretty obvious naive ancestry but indian genes are pretty week and lots of metis have blue eyes and blonde hair and shit

Natives here are brown and greasy as fuck.

Also fat.

Lawes has very white skin and white hair but her eyes are just off.