How ya holding up, Sup Forums?

how ya holding up, Sup Forums?

Sitting outside of a house in a car getting ready to rob this fucker cleaner than a porn stars asshole before a scene, how bout you bud?

nobody wants to talk to me, no matter how hard I try to initiate the conversation, whether on Facebook or face to face.

i guess i must be doing 'fake it til you make it' wrong

maybe i'd enjoy life better if i stopped giving a fuck about being a law abiding citizen

i have to stay off this board ive been belly laughing and crying for ten minutes straight

Just deal drugs, Duterte seems like a pussy

Mikaela didn't even medal in the slalom. Gonna slash my wrists, senpai

>see exgf on tinder
>she texts me out of the blue today
>I send her some long supportive text about something else
>have a few laughs
>later she posts a photo with [photo credit: chad]
I wish her the best bros, but it's so damn hard

Fucking shit

Porn and alcohol helps

I would but I know fuck all about finding drugs to sell, maybe a Mexican can help me out

Not good but im tryin every day, lads

I'm really sorry man, that sounds like hell. Just gotta keep going

>curling and cross country skiing the only live sports right now

now well

good on ya lad

an heroing at the end of the month on twitch

Get to fucking someone else, fast. You won't care anymore. You know how girls are always getting messages from a bunch of random guys? It's a coping mechanism, and quite literally a way to have another dick waiting in line for her.

As a man, you gotta do the same. Message a bunch of girls, even if you only talk about inanely, mind-numbing things. Continue the conversation even when there's really nothing to say. One of them is going to want to fuck eventually.

Meh. As always.

i desperately just want someone to talk to, i dont even care about getting laid for now, i just dont know what im doing wrong. i miss my family man

Im still trying to find a job

I came inside our company's receptionist at our office's don't be alone vday outing. Now I'm regretting all my decisions and praying she's not preggo

>tfw can't have a conversation about anything other than baseball
literally do nothing but lie in bed or mindlessly browse Sup Forums if there's no baseball on

Sports are getting depressing, my gf and friends are very supportive and I'm extremely grateful, if I didn't have them, I'd only have sports and that would be awful.
>wings fan
>michigan fan
>loins fan

I want to die.

>Sup Forums hasn't been good in over half a decade
hold me

oh I've been fucking. my other ex, this whore on tinder, some friend who was down.

the prospect of her just completely moving on is what sucks a big ol dick

I had potential.

I haven't talked to a woman in 12 months other than educators but I kicked my xans addiction so hopefully it evens out. Don't really remember how to talk to girls though which is annoying. Why are they so uninteresting

Huh. Can't say I relate, then, user. She the one that broke up with you?

Just remember there's a reason why it didn't work out. Let her go, it's not fair for anyone that you are meeting, or have yet to meet.

Theyll never be interesting right out the gate

this is such boo hoo woe is me bullshit. You have natural advantages and were too lazy to take care of them, but you in likelihood have the raw talent to improve your situation significantly if you would a. care and b. stop being satisfied with the bare minimum

Team USA choked on dicks all day today. I don't even want to think about the absolute state of Lindsey Jacobellis right now (although I'd love to comfort her) Today just sucked for us through and through. Jacobellis 4th. Schiffrin 4th, Nathan Chen completely blowing any chance at medalling. Ligety not even finishing the super G.

she moved away, if she was still here we'd likely still be together. but you're right mexibro. gotta give the other girls a fair shot.

Literally living in Seoul and every single person I know abroad keeps asking me ARE YOU GOING TO THE OLYMPICS??? but I don't give a shit about the Olympics and I have no money to go anyway.

>no job
>almost broke
>too lazy to find new job
>officially break up with longtime gf

we're still fucking though so not too bad..

why are koreans so good at judo

me too, economy is great and I can't get a job with my engineering degree. no references, no experience, bad gpa, neet for a couple years, socially retarded. I'm not very proactive in the job search though because I really don't want to work, but my parents have been getting on my case lately. But I've been applying for a couple years now and gotten just one interview which I didn't show to and one phone interview during which I fucked up royally. Don't remember shit from college anymore either
/blog

jacobellis was never the favorite though. Chen is a literal meme too, was never a favorite. Shiffrin can't win them all

Are you going to the olympics?

I hate this fucking site so goddamm much. I've been on Sup Forums since 2009, and it keeps getting worse. Sup Forums and Sup Forums have become nu/pol/, Sup Forums is basically generals for each language group, and Sup Forums has been overrun by shonenfags. I want to leave, but I genuinely have nothing else. No social media or any website. They all look so garbage.

It sucks when you're a really boring person.

Jacobellis was only not "favorite" because of her past olympic chokes but she's the dominant sbx racer among women. Chen may not be the #1 favorite but he was expected to be a medal contender, being able to do 5 quads is a lot but not when you fall on literally every jump you attempt.

>Took 8 (eight) YEARS of speech therapy courses
>Nobody talks to me anyways
I don't even care anymore

stick around 1 more year senpai. when you hit 10 years you can drink until you pass out or die.

I know your pain

Jacobellis wasn't the favorite because Moioli was winning every world cup event for the past few weeks. Jacobellis hadn't even been on the podium in the past 6 events
Also I feel bad for you if you really thought Chen would win

here since 2008

it fucking blows no other website is fun like 4chin.. and 4chin hasn't been good in years

Not win, but had high hopes for a medal. (probably bronze)

Oh you think Sup Forums is bad? try fucking Sup Forums which is the dumping ground for Sup Forums's most disgusting offal and most comic """related""" threads are just twitter bait. I love film but I will never go on Sup Forums because of what they did to Sup Forums. Fuck Hiro and fuck Moot for letting cape film dominate the board.

Pretty good lad

I met a girl a few days ago and got her number asap. We hit it off and I think this might go somewhere

I just eat my feelings until they go away until i inevitably commit suicide before i turn 30 so i dont need to suffer needlessly anymore

fuck Sup Forums
fucking manbabies

It's so hard, over the last year realized that I wasn't someone people want to be around. I get it for the most part, but I don't know how to move forward so I haven't talked to people in a while.

>no gf, no job, no friends

been shit simce 2012..i rarely come.any more. Best thread I have seen in years on here.

The boredom is killing me since losing my job and getting a new one has been a lot harder than I expected. Never felt like such a loser and to top it off I can't play footy anymore from breaking my ankle one time too many. Might try physio see if that works. I miss the bants

I hope you'll send us a link when you do pal. But seriously, don't do that.

GOING OUT TONIGHT BOIS

Seriously? Why?

3 What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun?

4 One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever.

5 The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose.

6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits.

7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.

8 All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.

9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

10 Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.

Get red-pilled

ok. just got through midterm exams and plan to have some time to myself this weekend

well I hate my job, I'm lonely, my teams all suck and I can't stop drinking

>just got a new job
>happy to make some money not be a NEET anymore
>in 2 weeks ill be depressed and wish i was a NEET again

>Final year of law degree, shit GPA, screwed for clerkships.
>Gym but I'm so unmotivated so I just go to mire chicks and sneak in a convo instead of actually working out.
>Firm I'm at has so many cuties but they're so out of my league it's not funny
>Friends are busy with their own lives and relationships, so we're hanging out less.
>Only positive is playing in vball and ball rec leagues.

I don't know where I'm going. Why was I born with upper middle class expectations?

I have tried to move on, but I just can't let her go

Just applied to a job at Starbucks corporate HQ. It's a rare job that actually fits what my masters is in so I really hope I get it. [spoiler]I know I'm not going to. I'll be working retail forever.[/spoiler]

>Mum has terminal cancer and will be dead by the end of the year
>Dad had a stroke last month, so I'm not sure how long he has left
>No friends
>Stuck in a dead end retail job
>Doing alright im my degree. Not poor, but nothing spectacular either

Not good. I hope I can go on, but I really don't know :(

still hit it though
congrats

The loneliness and social isolation has been slowly eking away at my will to live for over a decade now. I used to be a fairly normal kid up until the 5th grade, then my parents sent me to a religious school for 3 years. Had no friends there and the teachers would beat the fuck out of all the students(not just slaps, like full on fists and wall bashing), my parents made it clear that they couldn't hit me so all the other kids excluded me from everything. Then I went to a normal high school and struggled to make friends since I hadn't talked to any normal people in over 3 years; I only made a handful of acquaintances after 4 years of high school but no friends. Now I'm in my third year of college (flunking and unable to focus) and still have no one to spend time with, I go to the lectures, sit alone and then leave. I have a legit mental break down every 3-4 months now because it's just now hitting me how alone I've been for the past 11 years and I've realized that I haven't developed and never will develop the social skills needed to connect with others; I will be alone for the rest of my life. Don't really feel human anymore and the weight on my shoulders only gets heavier as I age. It was my birthday yesterday...

Was she hot at least. Fuck it dude, just start a family. What do you have to lose? Shit posting time?

...

why aren't you in shape?

join Sup Forums and /fit/ you cuckolds!

fuck off with these faggy threads

Geeze its pretty hard.

No friends. Zero.

Electrician apprentice. Tasked with way too much responsibility for what I know / what I'm paid. So stressed at night thinking about what needs to be done.

Just above minimum wage and barely making it week to week.

Could be worse I guess.

You didn't LDR it for a reason. You didn't stay together for a reason. I'm in a similar situation. Remember, you're not alone bro.

How are you just surviving there m8?
I know a dude who is a fucking postman there, and he has a decent life.
What are you wasting your money on?

I tried to change it in a way to talking about sports with US's performance tonight but it's staying in /r9k/ territory

She's trying to make you jealous/get a reaction from you

>user tells me to kill myself in an argument about sports
>he unknowingly gives me the courage not to do so in a feels thread

Based user giving mixed messages to work you into a confused feeling seethe

I hate myself so much that it demotivates me so I never change and it's just a vicious cycle spiralling down into crippling depression

Can I post in this thread if my life is going really well and I'm at my happiest I've ever been in a while?

Sure user

What the bloody hell happened Sup Forums? You guys used to raid /r9k/ and Sup Forums and laugh at them? Where's the shiggy diggy niggy spirit of those days?

It's buried 6ft under with Lyl, power rankings and police chase threads.

I miss 2001 Sup Forums so much I could cry.

>THE OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS threads
>feels threads like these
>Caseb Owl threads
>stealing gets
>the bro culture
>ketchup in the fridge

Unironically have the Dentist today

I hate it, the prodding and the numbing and shit

try Reddit

I recently did and it's better than I thought, I don't post there but it's fun to lurk

Doing v well.

Trying to make it as a journalist/documentary maker/ on air talent. But that shit is difficult to get into -- even with multiple degrees and your own equipment.

Regardless, it's fun and I look forward to the future.

Happy Birthday, If you are white, you still have a chance at happiness.

happy late birthday user

Download tinder or something, just swipe right on pretty much everyone and you'll get some matches

then you can practice conversation on there

What are you getting done
I generally don't mind it at all but a mate recently was fretting and now you are and I've got to have a tooth removed soon that's apparently going to be difficult

Fuck off there then

You'll be fine, you're still young

>22 year old virgin
Need I say more?

>Doing a course I hate
>Failed it because I literally didn't even bother doing the assignments by the end of it
>Resitting the year because I don't know what else to do
>Doing shit all during the resit so probably going to fail again
>Even if I somehow make it through the course, I hate it and can't imagine doing a job related to it

Just a waste really. Never really failed academically before and now I'm in limbo with no real idea what to do. One of these days shitposting will get recognised as a sport.

I love watching the olympics but they kill my soul. Watching young people achieve something in their lives while I rot away in my room just aggravates my depression.

I spent the past 3 days (pretty much 16h a day) working on a small web app as part of a job application. It probably could have been structured better, but they could have given me a bit more time.

Think I did okay considering I'd never used Javascript/HTML/CSS before though

>>Mum has terminal cancer and will be dead by the end of the year
I'm absolutely terrified of this. I've gone my entire life with none of my family or friends dying, so I have zero experience of dealing with loss. Nothing beyond a hamster when I was ~4. It's probably going to totally break me

that pic hit way too close to home

>looking for an apprenticeship instead of going back to college (college isn't till September and cost almost twice as much)
>When you're over 18 the funding for apprenticeships changes and the employer has to pay almost 1k

literally no one will take me on when they could get some school leaver for free

I am 26 years of age and living in a small shed that my mother's partner built in the garden for his lawnmower and various tools. They live in the house which is a few feet away. I moved a campbed in here with an electric heater and a small table and chair. My mother's partner has a son who is a lawyer earning at least £65,000. My sister is 42, unmarried and works from home in a tiny shitty house she bought a few streets away with a mortgage that will last her entire life. I worked full-time in London for five years, saved up £20k and paid off £15k student loan. But I ran out of energy and the city disgusted me so much I resigned and left. I'm burned out, exhausted, what looks I had have gone, all the anger I've experienced for about a decade has mostly been suppressed and I feel it trying to burst out at times and my heart feels like it's going to stop beating at those times. I am a wreck. My nerves are shot. To think of myself at 22 walking around London wide-eyed with no confidence at all, no father figure in my life to tell me how importance confidence is to a man, begging for any job I could get at the time day after day. I only leave my shed at night to walk around nearby fields in the moonlight since I won't see anybody. I only eat toast, beans, fruit and stuff like that. I'm a broken man. I really hope a war will take place soon so I can sign up die with what people will assume is dignity.