ah am in yer bed!
Ah am in yer bed!
Alexander Allen
Luke Foster
i have a friend at last!
William Evans
i liek u
Juan Powell
Fuckin die cunt!!!! Reaches for insect sprat
Hudson Clark
we are many.
if you kill me hundreds will come.
Robert Sullivan
Jerry what are you doing you silly goober?
Parker Jones
I let you live as long as you don't bother me and eradicate as many roaches as you can.
Brayden Gutierrez
i liek yer warm breath.
i liek to get real close and feel yer air.
Brandon Lopez
Listen, that's strike one.
Jackson Foster
dont cross me.
dont you ever cross me.
Brayden Miller
i liek you to meet mah keeds.
i gots lots o keeds.
they like closets.
shoes in closets.
Ayden Morales
You know what?
You can just keep the house.
I think I'm gonna leave the country for a bit.
Thomas Anderson
Ogre spiders good spiders:
They kill unwanted bugs and bad spiders
They aren’t poisonous to humans
Their eating habits are cool
They’re cute.
Come on in fellas. The basements yours for winter.
Oliver Brown
rub my belleh?
Caleb Parker
>in yer bed
>Up yer butt
>Making babehs!
Camden Sullivan
i liek that.
i liek yer butt.
i liek crawl in yer mouth too.
dont et meh, nao.
Chase Baker
Fuck you ya nasty little spider kek
Bentley Butler
This is a quality thread, I found a daddy long leg (he might've been a distant cousin of yours) in my clothes drawer but he was big as fuck and his ass part looked like it exploded but I never killed it so I don't know what happened
Hunter James
Spiders are great.
Somewhat akin to the universe.
Omnipotent, uncaring, impersonal and oh so hostile, but also impartial
Spiders are, always have been and always will be.
AIOOIA
Isaac Powell
Henlo scottish spiber wil u bee my fren?
Adam Perez
Frens
Ethan Nelson
Yaaay frens ttiem
Benjamin Adams
Wooohooo lub u fren. lots n lots leik jelly tots
Anthony Cook
I mean feel free to snuggle but I'll prolly just squish you. You're better off in a corner near a light source, more food there.
Charles Butler
i dont like you
Liam Price
funny, cause me too.
do you happen to have a hole i could stick my dick in?
Aiden Scott
big mistake my farts are silent and frequent
Carter Harris
W H O L E S O M E
Ryder Peterson
You'll never know fear like sitting on the shitter only to see a camel spider crawl under the door and make a dash right for your feet
Jack Sanchez
spider guy hi