Britain's Got Talent

>no thread

Shame on you /britTV/

everyone's too busy in the doctor who thread right now

First for /ourguy/

because it is manufactured garbage aimed at the lowest common demoninator so that they spend their weekend evenings pacified infront of the idiot box

Who only watches for the shitty acts?

*tips fish and chips*

>having a mum and a step mum both come along

>balding at age 8

biggest pull factor for me but i still watch all the way through
dont know why cause i was fuming when those body popping people last year lost to the fucking hip negro

So you mean basically every act?

Jesus he's brutal

BANTZ

>kids

NO SCOPED

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S A KID

XDDD

>it's a child parrots material his parents clearly wrote for him episode

How does it feel to watch forced diversity in every show you watch, britcucks? Take that BBC like the bitch you are.

>I have no idea what I'm talking about

Stop being so cynical, you used to enjoy things once.

>inb4 montage set to "I'm So Excited"
>inb4 montage set to "Jump"
>inb4 montage set to "Walking on Sunshine"

>it's a zoom into 'random' people from the crowd and get a crystal clear soundbite from them shot

unffffffff

wanna rape that amanda and aleisha so badly

Don't forget Uptown Funk

>It's another episode where they use the same fucking MUSIC

>dance act
>dance act
>singing act
>dance act
>""""comedy"""" act
>dance act
""""TALENT""""

Where have I seen her before? I feel like I know her face

Singers should be excluded.

That's racist

kys yourself

>it's a Syco music is used in the background episode

Ugh that shoutout to my ex song

>Amanda Holden judging talent

It's a good job they don't have acts do duets with the judges like The Voice. I can't see Neil Morrisey agreeing to a blowjob on primetime TV.

>those arses in the AO ad
Nice

Amanda was something back in the day before she fucked her face up with botox tho wasn't she lads?

I sure as shit would agree to that

>botox

No, just Les Dennis' facials.

Hope you haven't eaten any meat today or else you're a rasheed.

I can't believe you guys ar watching this crap. Isn't a little to "plebby" for you guys? I guess this site really is filled with normalfags.

Fuck off Rajesh

Good Friday was yesterday

I haven't had sex in two months. BURSTING.

Yeah, we should just watch the walking pleb instead right?

What does Amanda do again?

>it's the cringe act

be my fap material every night

>britain's got talent
>take me out
>eastenders
>coronation street
>i'm a celebrity
>doctor who
england seriously needs to get nuked. I'm glad the pakis will destroy them from the inside

why the fuck does this have a thread
i come on here all the time expecting there to be a thread for shows
yet this shit gets one

A literal fucking furry

Which one of you fags was that?

Who else here remembers being a young lad watching bgt simply for the off chance that there would be a burlesque/strip tease act.

Loved Lorna desu

Need a Scottish gf

Judges on Britain's Got Talent

They're definitely gay

Woo ooo woo

Most britfags on here are 20 year old normies from Sup Forums. I love football but it's best to avoid these kind of threads, and Sup Forums in general.

How do they do this?

I've always wondered

why does simon hate magic?

did he get cucked by a magician or something?

>He doesn't watch both Britain's Got More Kino and the Walking Kino

Get a load of this guy.

Doxxed lol

All in the mans speech. Trigger words to the other lol

>boobs.jpg
>A curveless Brithag

You do know that porn is a thing, right? That young twerker who got her THICC ass censored by Mulhern's face was fit as fuck tho tbf

HOW

Witchcraft I suppose

*stands up*

Who's ready for the real kino?

YA LIKE ME NOW

Where U from fag?

...

Time to get the fucking violins out lads

Welp, their kids are either dead or ran away because the parents were cunts

Sad but true.

Bit creepy this ngl

Grim

UNBELIEVABLE

They can't sing though lads.

Biggest con EVER

How is this act going to continue into the show though?

They can't sing more songs about their dead kids.

Theyre all dead mates. Move on

Shitty choir, lots of notes that don't fit in with the harmony

Yes, exploitative manipulative shite. It's what Cowell programs love to do.

Guarantee the producers sought this act out rather than them applying

But only one of those shows is bad

>sympathy pass

Why not? They could probably pull off a great version of Highway to hell

> See you Again, Wiz Khalkha
>Don't you forget about me
> Shake it Off

There are loads

>the time spent on this emotional shit could hav been spent on more acts

STOP WATCHING THIS, ITS NOT REAL

Kek shake it off

that amanda tummy

such a seedable specimen lads

>tummy
what tummy?

Twitter: The Thread

Keith Lemon seriously needs to die in a car fire already.

She's like fucking 50, lad.

Plebian spotted. Remove thyself at once!

This is gonna to be terrible isn't it lads.

Can see her fucking nips

perfect age lad

F E E T
E
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This is garbage

Poor dog

I'm not even watching anymore. I'm just here to shitpost and laugh at you plebs for still watching.

Do you think the dog enjoyed it?

I based my decision to watch on whether or not there was a thread by 8pm :(

next week lads