Platypuses are fucking gay bro
Platypuses are fucking gay bro
Robert Cox
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Easton Bell
Nah, they're Australia's version of 50 cent. 20 cents.
Justin Jenkins
Fucking beer at 9:25 in the am and this post is fucking funny
Gabriel Johnson
Jeremiah Nguyen
>Platypuses
even the name is not normal
in french, Ornithorynque
wtf
Jayden Rogers
I don't know if that's true.
But do you know what is true? Giraffes ARE really gay. And i am not fucking with you here.
Benjamin Walker
Best thread ever. Other than the ones where the blacks tell the racist whites that they have tiny dicks (which of course is true).
John Torres
Fuck off, Moot
David Bell
Jesus christ, how do none of y'all know what moot posting fucking looks like?
John Kelly
This is the THIRD time this morning somebody thought i was moot.
Michael Evans
Like a Giraffe?
Blake Garcia
Nah, I just saw you mention how often people mistake you for him in another thread
Wyatt Cooper
Okay good. Good. Was just a tad worried for a moment there.
Aiden Bell
Platypi all up in this bitch.
Ring ring
Hello Platypus
ey how you know it's a me
Your beak motherfucker.
ey you gonna answer thesa phone?
ring ring
Hello
ey, it's a me ringing you
I know that mofo
ey how you know
Your mofuckin ring tone
ay
William Clark
John Brown
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
Jordan Young
>french
Jace Mitchell
I heard you was talking shit
Easton Reyes
This lil mf walking like hes listening to this
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Benjamin Moore
nobody has ever thought you were moot
you are not a slant eyed, rice farming, shit kicking, goat fucking, dick brained moron
or maybe you are (you probably are), but nobody has ever mistaken you for moot
Luis Gutierrez
More than that, i've been mistaken for moot when moot was still here.
Ryan Lee
they secrete poison from their bills. They're actually fairly dangerous
Asher King
And they can squeeze your finger tips with their beaks.
It hurts alot
Jack Hughes
>Platypuses
>There are poison glands in the thighs and a hollow spur near the heel. The sting is not dangerous to humans, but is extremely painful and causes rapid swelling in the stung area.
I was wrong about where the venom comes from but I'd let one sting my penis and watch it swell. I'll bet that would be intense
Jace Perry
It has two extra eyeholes behind because it makes you zoom in with your eyes. then the microbacteria use the sound waves to travel inside your eyes