I have a massive crush on Janeane Garofalo

I have a massive crush on Janeane Garofalo

If you know her, met her, worked with her, or performed with her, share your stories here.

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gross, she looks like a cigarette

sage

I want to suck a log of shit out of Jeanine Gerafalos asshole after Andy Sixx shits it into her pussy and then fucks it (frosting the brownie) and perforates her vagina/ colon wall with his boner piercing and then does a cum and then pulls out his prolapsed anus and fucks her anus with his anus like it's a dick

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Hot.

THAT THE GODDAMN CRAZY ASS FUCKED UP BITCH GOT ALL FUCKED UP ON THAT JENKEM AND STRAIGHT RUN ALL UP IN THE WAFFLE HOUSE SHOWING HER GODDAMN SNATCH TO ERRBODY. MOTHERFUCKING COPS CAME AND HAULED HER FUCKED UP ASS OFF AND SHE TOOK A SHIT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING COP CAR. THAT BITCH BE TRIPPIN MAN.

She smells like a used wet mop or pacholi.

Unfunny unattractive commie shitstain.

Wow, that's an obscure one. Of the notable people I've performed alongside she is not really one of them, so I'm surprised she of all people is who I'll be writing about. Lucky for you, I have a memorable story about her.

I was a stagehand on the set of "Steal This Movie!" of which Janeane was one of the lead roles. For those of you who haven't seen it, it centers around two people and their denouncing of societal norms. Janeane really embraced this role, and was fabled by crew members to do things off set for "method acting" that extended into the bizarre.

This was confirmed to me one day when I was looking for a broom to sweep glitter off the set. It wasn't in it's normal place so I began poking around all of the odd spots it could be. The first few doors I opened were just storage closets, but the last one I opened was a storage closet with Janeane Garofalo in it, stark naked on all fours. In my shock I found the broom, which had the plastic cap and broom head entirely removed, leaving only a metal tube to be shoved into her dry, unrelenting anus. Next to her sat a small bag with something in it, something that caught my attention. She motioned to me and mumbled to me, handing me the bag. I remember taking it sheepishly and being confused when she motioned towards the broom in her anus. I looked in the bag in an attempt to contextualize her vague gestures, but was made even more confused when I saw that it was filled with everything one needs to smoke DMT. I understood exactly what she meant immediately, but paused for a moment before proceeding because it was so bizarre. I knew however there was only one thing she could possibly mean. A straight shooting Christian boy, I had never done drugs. However, as a good Christian boy, I had also never done a bad job. I lit that space pipe up like fireworks on the 4th of July and blew that DMT smoke so deep into Janeane Garofalo's taught, wrinkled sphincter that she coughed.

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i licked her pussy once.... so sweet, only problem was it smelt of fish real bad.

A litle overblown but I have heard that she has a drug addict. I think she's into meth at the moment, although I have it on good authority from some backstage guys that coke before she goes on is on the menu

Hey, we meet again my dude. So what's your favorite of her movies?

Completely false.

Overblown? Just telling the story man

She hides it well and has no track marks, but you look at her septum next time she's on stage

Who are you again? I love Wet Hot.

I caught this thread a couple nights ago, asked if you were from the EU or just up late. WHAS is a total classic, but if we're talking Janeane, The Truth About Cats and Dogs gets my vote.

Nice. You should go see her live.

He literally makes this thread every day, multiple times a day. Dont feed his pathetic autistic mind with responses

Wow, that's an obscure one. Of the notable people I've performed alongside she is not really one of them, so I'm surprised she of all people is who I'll be writing about. Lucky for you, I have a memorable story about her.

I was a stagehand on the set of "Steal This Movie!" of which Janeane was one of the lead roles. For those of you who haven't seen it, it centers around two people and their denouncing of societal norms. Janeane really embraced this role, and was fabled by crew members to do things off set for "method acting" that extended into the bizarre.

This was confirmed to me one day when I was looking for a broom to sweep glitter off the set. It wasn't in it's normal place so I began poking around all of the odd spots it could be. The first few doors I opened were just storage closets, but the last one I opened was a storage closet with Janeane Garofalo in it, stark naked on all fours. In my shock I found the broom, which had the plastic cap and broom head entirely removed, leaving only a metal tube to be shoved into her dry, unrelenting anus. Next to her sat a small bag with something in it, something that caught my attention. She motioned to me and mumbled to me, handing me the bag. I remember taking it sheepishly and being confused when she motioned towards the broom in her anus. I looked in the bag in an attempt to contextualize her vague gestures, but was made even more confused when I saw that it was filled with everything one needs to smoke DMT. I understood exactly what she meant immediately, but paused for a moment before proceeding because it was so bizarre. I knew however there was only one thing she could possibly mean. A straight shooting Christian boy, I had never done drugs. However, as a good Christian boy, I had also never done a bad job. I lit that space pipe up like fireworks on the 4th of July and blew that DMT smoke so deep into Janeane Garofalo's taught, wrinkled sphincter that she coughed

Nice, you should go see her live.

this is clearly just the bitch the OP is talking about trying to make herself relevant. nobody cares, show us ur wrinkled anus

I'd rather give her a one way trip helicopter ride over the Rockies.

Chill out dave..

I saw Janeane Garofalo at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When the girl at the counter took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the girl at the counter scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Janeane is a weirdo.