Penn Jillette half of the comedy/magic team Penn & Teller
"For many years I have believed two things about presidential politics: 1. Every major-party candidate was smarter than me. 2. There is no one worse than Hillary Clinton.
"I have been proven wrong on both of these this year."
>ooh big bad swastika cause trump wants to enforce immigration laws that FUCKING EXIST, THEY EXIST AND HE WANTS TO ENFORCE THEM >ooh noo poor muzzies, poor assbackwards cultures with significant percentages that want to turn our nation to rubble, aww noo let them inn, isis mite infiltrate but we'll vet them, aww look at the ghost-costume women and the little jihadists they're raising aww anyone against letting sixty fucking thousand of them loose into a culture they inwardly despise is a nazii i sweear.
Leo Jenkins
>reason.com
as expected of a libertarian cuckhold
Brandon Jenkins
You seem hurt. Disappointed maybe?
Bentley Long
I guess you prefer Drudge Report. Shame, then.
Brandon Peterson
I'll agree that the choices this election cycle are pretty bad, but I don't believe any of the hyperbole they're throwing out about Trump.
>He will be just like GWB presidency, expect probably worse.
I don't think so. I think we'll probably have the same people trying to attack us as was the case for GWB and BHO presidencies. The only difference will be internal fighting/protests (e.g. BLM, progressives, etc.) because they didn't get their way.
Caleb Carter
>wrote a letter begging me for forgiveness Of all the outlandish shit Trump says, the idea that every single person who criticizes him is either someone he's never heard of, or has grovellingly apologized to him, is the hardest to believe
Caleb Brown
I loved the show But in the end he's an atheist, second-rate magician with a dumb shtick, libertarian.
And now it looks like he is dying of AIDS.
I really love the show and most episodes hit the nail on the head, but it is completely brutally biased.
Eli Price
I only see someone being kind and pleasant and a buffoon.
Kayden Davis
Frank Zappa was smarter than Penn, Teller, and Clinton combined. My favorite FZ quote: "Shut up and play your guitar."
Dylan Scott
(((penn)))
Jaxson Collins
Would you like him more if he were a religious person?
Mason Cox
Have some optimism ffs. Give your best into it
Eli Gomez
They at least openly admit to the bias if nothing else, the guy does look like he's dying though. Some people just look better fat desu
And I prefer getting fucked in the mouth than in the pussy because my mouth can't get pregnant and doesn't hurt afterwards. Either way I get fucked.
Ryan Garcia
I never liked him anyway. He probably is even an illegal.
Carson Cook
fpbp
Honestly. aside from being good at what he does, he's a cringe tier preachy Libertarian/Atheist.
Alexander Williams
How the fuck is a republican ever going to get elected into office again after 8 years of Shillary?
David Gonzalez
BULLSHIT!
Elijah Brooks
>How the fuck is a republican ever going to get elected into office again after 8 years of Shillary?
It doesn't matter, demographics show whites are gonna be a minority no matter who is elected.
Caleb Russell
t. weeb
Connor Robinson
If whites disappeared tomorrow, where would gibsmedats come from?
Alexander Brooks
actually, no...he's an arrogant dumb ass.....he claims to be a proud atheist....
sorry, but atheists are idiots....
Tyler Perez
He does? I'm a libertarian who supports Trump, keeping the west white is crucial for the goal of liberty, non whites just don't desire freedom.
Gabriel Sullivan
>athiests are idiots Only an idiot would believe in god
Fuck off Milo
Brayden Cruz
Yes but a decent government could at least go easy on the cucking and create a society tolerable for whites.
Julian Foster
>don't tread on my rolls of fat
Nicholas Watson
ancap voting trump here
try and stop me
John Morales
You either die a trashman or you live long enough to see yourself become the trash.
Ayden Cox
I guess you have (very) low standards.
Andrew Myers
fpbp
Jaxon Williams
WTF!?
I guess I'm with her now
Ian Ramirez
...
Brandon Campbell
very disappointed in him...
Brody Hernandez
I'm truly terrified that there are people who unironically will vote for Hillary, how can they be this fucking ignorant?
Jeremiah Hall
I'm truly terrified that there are people who unironically will vote for Trump, how can they be this fucking ignorant?
Nolan Rivera
>there are people on Sup Forums who don't realize trump is a meme
Top wew
Alexander Bennett
Yes but do you really believe it?
Cameron Evans
>you prefer salty snacks over everything else, but potato chips are your least favorite among salty snacks >someone offers you either M&Ms or potato chips >you pick M&Ms wew
Jaxson Barnes
shit
SHIT
that's it, there's no way trump can bounce back from THIS
i can no longer support donald trump
looks like i'm now #whoring for gore
Ayden Gonzalez
Good job! This thread is a successful one after all!
Landon Smith
You mean a bought and paid performer.
Liam Jenkins
hes always been a liberal faggot pretending to be libertarian. anyone who saw his shitty shows would have realized this instantly.
hes one of those laughable "left libertarian" shills.
Leo Flores
Shame he starved his brain, when he started dieting
Christian Anderson
interesting reply, innovative remark.
Parker Miller
underrated
Cameron Martin
Yes, really a brilliant line of reasoning.
Owen Wright
i was under the impression everyone here is well aware of hillary's crimes and corruption
John Sanders
Some don't care because they stand to benefit because of it.
Jose Sullivan
>Have show calling out bullshit (aptly named) >Applies logic, reason, evidence, basic maths and basic science to conspiracy theories and the like >Seven or eight seasons long >Refuse to do muh Holocaust because they would debunk it >With Teller being a Jew it wouldn't go down so well >Make an excuse up that it's so obvious it happened they won't cover it
Dropped.
>Religion is totally faith based >Just like atheism
They're opposite sides of the same coin, retard. Vocal atheists are betas, who think announcing you're an atheist makes you edgy, just in the same way faggots think coming out is something big and going "against the establishment". It isn't though, 50 years ago coming out as a faggot was a pretty big thing because it was illegal (might have been legalised by then I can't be bothered to look it up) and still frowned upon, but not now it isn't. Edgy faggots are at least 50 years too late. Edgy atheists are about 400 years too late. Have you ever read the Boy and the Wolf (not the Boy Who Cried Wolf, that's a completely different fable)? If not read it, if you have read it, replace wolf with 1600AD and the boy with an atheist. That's 21st century atheism.
John Cox
>pushing the overton window in your desired direction is having low standards >waste your vote on johnson goy
Christian Miller
...
Asher Brown
I didn't realise Trump was such a dick. I guess I'm feeling the Johnson now.
Robert Green
>Religion is totally faith based >Just like atheism This, I'm Catholic but the only faithless people I can respect are the agnostics. Atheists pretend to be rational but they are nothing more than intellectually dishonest fucks.
Michael Cox
fpbp
Eli Reyes
literally came here to post this
fpbp
Asher Lewis
>when trump loses, the into the trash memes are going to be merciless. Yeah, it'll be hilarious seeing our constitution trashed while our country is flooded with millions of migrants and refugees.
... fucking hysterical
Noah Sullivan
Nick pls go
Julian Cruz
if he is so smart then why does he have so much loose skin?
Justin Wood
>It wasn't embarrassing enough to be a magician >He also had to become a comedian
Lucas Price
Becausae he recently lost over 100 pounds.
Jacob Jackson
F I R S T B E S T
P O S T O S T
Noah Watson
I wonder how many shekels he was paid to say this.
Jordan Sanchez
wtf i hate magic now
Andrew Turner
Same. Gotta weed the garden before you can start planting your seeds.
Xavier Powell
>Neogaf Why would someone want to go to a liberal hugbox?
Dominic Wright
I'm a natsoc but I agree with you guys. Also lolbergs>neocons
Nathan Torres
I guess you only like to talk to people that think just like you.
Henry Jackson
That's what a hugbox is for, retard
Aiden King
You don't seem to understand the irony here.
Cameron Gray
No, but Neogaf is infamous to ban everyone that think differently. There are actually news outlets were you can see people that are open to different ideas without banning or censoring people for said ideas.
While Sup Forums leans clearly towards the right, no one here would be banned for having "racist" ideas or whatever nor for having "socialist" ideas.
Neogaf is a place where millennials go to discuss video games and enforce their view of the world, I have seen people being banned by discussing that Islamist, Jihadist and Muslims aren't the same but that all hold similar values in some point. They took that as Islamophobia and banned the guy arguing that people in the west are very ignorant of Islam as a whole, shit even most muslims in the west as well.
Isaiah Williams
Because Trump is a moron that will quickly become a GOP puppet. Dude is simply not fit for the office. Not bright enough.