How many of you look similar to this? Be honest

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I'm actually 10 pounds underweight for my BMI

>Underweight for my height
>Shave everyday for my job

He couldn't be any more different than me

i do

I don't have the beard but... Yeah, pretty much.

>thinking being an underweight cùck is better than being a fat fuck

wish i had his hairline 2bh

Not fat but I can't for the life of me grow a full beard.

I look more like Charlie brother.

I do, but I'm Asian. I'm 5'9", 370 pounds and permaNEET

I'm a borderline spooky skeleton trying to put on muscle so no

I have greasy slicked back long hair like that and always rock a neckbeard, it's usually thicker than his. Feels bad but I'm too depressed and busy with college to care.

I'm nowhere near that fat though, 180 lbs 5'9'' so a little overweight.

So you could say I score 2/3

He did a good job playing Hurly though. I knew something was fishy when he never lost weight.

I wish dude. I can't grow a beard for shit.

Blonde
Blue eyed
have goatee
Fat, but not as fat as he is.

Skinny version of him.

Jorge is a champ, but I look nothing like him.

>You're not fat enough to apply for US citizenship

I once looked pretty similar.

>t. average wasp

I watch Hawai five-o.

That guys is massive! Probably diabetic, but the guy that plays the shrimp seller is even worse.

I have a shaved head and face, dark eyes, good shape, king of manlets at 5'8. Conservative style, with a bit of edge.

I'm 40 but look early 30s.

I can't grow facial hair. my hair is a much lighter shade of brown and probably about 30 pounds lighter.

I'm not nearly as fat but most of the other features match. Moon face with big cheeks, neck-beard, dark eyes with almond eye slits, that indent/fold at the top of the nose (whatever it is called). My hair is black tho.

Damn caztizo genes.

I'm a hungry skeleton with hair down to my eyebrows

no facial hair though

What are you talking about? We all have blue eyes and Korean gfs

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i weigh 145lbs and have a six pack depending on how much sodium i intake

be my bf

Haha I have green eyes a Korean gf. True story.

my beard is fuller and I have a crew cut, otherwise yeah that's basically me.

Your parents must be so proud.

Hopefully you weren't an only child.

Nope, I'm:

6"1
Slim
Clean Shaven
Blue Eyes
White

Thankyou and goodnight.

No cos I look like this

>6'3'' (or maybe 4'', can't really into freedom units)
>cca 200 lbs
>light/reddish brown hair
>only albinos and necormancers are whiter than me
however
>shamefur dispray of growing beard, my stages are 1) shaved 2) neckbeard 3) hobo
>not really face or body of greek god, not deformed or ugly though

I think I'm good

Fuck! Kind of. This.

>necromancers
lul

>1 post by this ID

When will you dumb faggots learn?

So many newfags wash through here, none of you have had the basic classes on how to identify bait.

I'm not religious, but I felt uncomfy how they treat the virgin Marys in this show, it's like they were trying to be provocative.

6'0"
Brown hair
Green eyes
Been working out for a few years
Undercut/Pompadour hairstyle
Clean shaved

>145lbs
>has six pack

That's like a fat chick claiming she has big tits.

me

i am underweight but i have unusually muscular arms. works well in tshirts

my grandpa likes that show..

145 is totally doable with a six pack - provided he's short

This guy would be pretty attractive if he lost some weight

>not being a qt twink from /lgbt/
You are what's wrong with Sup Forums.

Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. 65kg/145lbs is skinny, so of course he'll have a six pack.

I look closer to this desu

>tfw good looking but hair receding like a 50 year old

ITT: Sup Forumsfags lying about their height and weight

>inb4 projecting

Aussie immigrant?

not gonna lie, people have been saying it since that island show first aired.

I look like Pulse from R6

Maybe if I had an extra 300 pounds to my weight.

Oh, and grew a neck beard.

kek

i look like the guy who plays angus from two and a half men

I Eat tons of food and sit in front of computer all die, I'm still not fat. feels good having superior genetics.

6'0"
170 lbs
Undercut w/ full, long beard (had long hair, but chopped it)

Damn you're cute.

I am average looking white guy, seriously, most vidya where you can customise your character, set the sliders to the middle and it's me.
30 but look 23ish.
Generic as fuck.

For a brief time I served in a small parish in England, and every Sunday after mass, I would see a young boy waiting at the back of the church. And then one day the boy confessed to me that he had beaten his dog to death with a shovel. He said the dog had bitten his baby sister on the cheek and he needed to protect her. And he wanted to know whether he would go to hell for this. I told him that god would understand, that he would be forgiven, as long as he was sorry. But the boy did not care about forgiveness. He was only afraid that if he did go to hell, that dog would be there waiting for him.

I do look somewhat like it, but only a little bit overweight, not fat like this guy.

I'm skinny fat which it's really not bad, but it sucks.

don't kid yourself, 5'10-5'11 is king of manlets.

5'11, 165 ottermode build with what I can only assume is a Roman jawline, explains bullshit beard (only jawline and goatee/moustache)

I can tell you I'm good looking or that I've slept with over 50 women (only handful of dimes, a lot of drunken one night stands) but that'd just be stroking my internet dick a little too hard.

Animals don't have souls, so the dog won't be in hell. Nor heaven obviously. It just ceases to exist.

Summoning Sven and that anglocuck from last time.