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>chelshit

>man shitty

alri

>Thibaut Courtois hasn’t signed a new contract with Chelsea. Also not on Instagram. Last talks about an extension - with him mentioning “close to an agreement”- took place at the end of 2017. Real Madrid & PSG sniffing around, but no concrete offer on the table.

where will he go lads?

>de gay

FA Cup weekend

>chelsea, united, spurs and city all getting a free pass

>chelsea

they're home to fucking hull

A Hull City team with 3/4 of our typical defence on loan from Chelsea too, so they can't play.

We're probably going to get smashed and we've sold about 200 tickets. Going to be a right giggle.

>FA Cup

Screen-capped for when Hull win 4-1

Chelshit will lose tonight.

Are you Nigel "positives" Adkins?

What happened?

Orgy

>Four West Brom players were quizzed by police after allegedly stealing a taxi to get back to their hotel.

>liverpool out of the race for alisson because he's too expensive

kek

Can't wait til they're relegated.

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Mashallah

>how to trigger Sup Forums

TAKBIR

They'll be burning his shirt and making death threats when he goes to Man City in the summer.

only liverpool could come up with something so lacking in taste

gf just sent me this lads

Looks like a ballsack

70 million would be very silly because Karius would leave if we got a new number one.

that's not a girl

Any futbol today?

in the fa cup: leicester vs sheff utd and chelsea vs hull

>FA Cup
Aww, shit.

*makes your blade blunt*

literally the next mahrez

>Mahrez assists an Ian Nacho winner against Man City in the final

He doesn't have the flair like Mahrez does.

He does however have much more movement off the ball and reads the game much better than Mahrez. This is actually better for the way Puel plays tbqh. I'm really impressed that Diabate has come straight from Ligue 2 and looks an assest in the side already. Ligue 2 really is our feeder league.

it's especially impressive considering that this is his first season playing at any sort of reasonable level

>Ligue 2 is our feeder league

>Knockaert - £2m
>Mahrez - £400k
>Diabate - £2m

Our French scout is GOAT

Does he say "keep chipping away" a lot? Because that was one of his favourite phrases at southampton.

I was reading about how the Premier offers "parachute paymennts" to relegated teams. How does the work and where the hell is that money coming from

First year down you get like 70% of the TV money you would get in pl and the second 50% and the third 30%. The money comes form the TV-deal. They do it so teams that goes up to the PL can sign better players (players with higher wage demands) without fear for runing the economy forever if they fail to stay up.

Also mi % numbers might be off but you get the general idea I hope

Brilliant sized Brappper. Mind giving sauce on such a unit?

>aston villa is amongst the top 20 clubs with the highest wages

lel

Haven't had that one yet. He's been mocked already for always trying to find positive excuses after shit results, like saying we "had a good warm-up" after a defeat.

Another brace for Ian Nacho tonight

who will sign him in the summer?

Thank you Eddie for saving us from the manager of the month curse, losing 4-1 to Hudds doesn't sound nice

that is one sexy goal

SHIT?!

DID YOU SEE THAT?!

West Brom's taxi thieves identified as Jonny Evans, Gareth Barry, Jake Livermore and Boaz Myhill: twitter.com/WBA/status/964568610235658241

Reminder Liverpool have a prayer room just for muslim players/staff.
Inshallah.

>Gareth Barry, Johnny Evans, Jake Livermore and Boaz Myhill stole a taxi from a McDonald's drive-thru in Spain

What the fuck they're meant to be the senior Pros

>The Chels
WHO FUCKING CALLS THEM THAT

the chels more like the inchels amirite?

twitter.com/LCFC/status/964571347341819905

>mahrez starts
lel, he's got free reign over them now

pathetic from all involved

Joint Matchthread for tonight's cup games

>Chelsea's best signing this season was Willy Caballero
lmao

don't think we care about the fact that you broke the curfew lads, think it's more about that taxi you stole

Well at least it wasn't the older players who should be setting an example.

Why doesnt premier spread that money down to the lower leagues? Improve football in England and all.

Why don't you watch the lower leagues?
You could argue they spread that money down by buying players from lower leagues

>he's only 13

top bantz

>Gareth Barry
ignore flag, I knew a lass that sucked him off back in the day

...

I dont know how to watch the lower leagues. See my flag.

He won them the league.

After seeing that fantasy "Super European League," is there or has there ever been a Great Britian or UK cup/league/tournament?

The point of a taxi is that you don't have to drive it yourself you dumb cunts

that sounds like commie gobbledegook to me sir

>Brits abroad

The Premier League is separate from the FA so doesn't have to even pretend to care about what goes on outside it.

lel

thats no bueno

hull could realistically win the lea-cup

No player is ever bigger than the club.

Not in Leicester's case

Why did they not let him go then?

>Birmingham's Paul Robinson retiring at the end of the season
Good riddance.

He's scum.

Kill yourself

>ignore flag, I knew a lass that sucked him off back in the day
How big was he?

>FA Cup weekend kills /epl/ stone dead
This is worrying.

>/epl/
>not always dead

Because after seeing Neymar and Coutinho's transfer fees Leicester think they can get a similar amount for Mahrez. Leicester are well within their rights to keep hold of Mahrez if they want because he's under a contract with no release clause, but he's still bigger than the club.

>but he's still bigger than the club.

I'm not even a leicester fan, but that's a moronic statement. One I'd expect from a customer type supporter.

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