/curl/ Men's Session 5

Japan - Swiss
Sweden - GB
Denmark - USA
Canada - Korea

*dab*

im in the deepest part of gookistan friends send help

Women's chance at gold: 5%
Men's chance at gold: 90%

Women play Eve last. Gonna be a big match

need for Canada game pls

link

Only if we haven't lost a game going into that one. Otherwise it'll be boring and no hype.

Stream? CBC.ca

Damn it. My thread name was great, too.

We'll use that as a 2nd thread. We normally hit bump limit

Cbc.ca

Get a free trial with a VPN provider and choose a Canadian ip

3 Kindles Zach? What happened to the other two?

You can tell these men are Canadian. The women sounded American.

You may only further post in this thread if both your women's and men's teams are unbeaten in their tespective curling tournaments.

Alberta/NWT vs. Ontario

t. iqbal

I had an og kindle, upgraded to a fire for color porn, then that one needed to have its warranty cashed in.

Watching GB vs Swe obviously, any other matches looking worthwhile? I'm tempted to see if Shuster will Shuster again

Korea and Canada are still blanks after one and a half ends

at least the mens teams will never let me down. #fuckhoman #JJfor2022

Satsuki
Canada men I guess

I fit yo criteria

You better be a Japanese immigrant in Vancouver

>#fuckhoman
What do you think half the village is doing?

look at this swedish faggot with his overgroomed beard

it is if it's opposite for the women's

Good shot by Korea. Too bad he froze it

Why does Koe always look like he's hyperventilating and in the midst of a heart attack?

>Korean crowd doesn't know they got 1 point until they put it up on the board

lol

Good start lads

Da boys

Ay, that Swede catching his own guard really helped

Colleen Jones calling that was hilarious
"Just wait until they put the 1 on the board"

#justiceforshuster

The pressure of being responsible for a "guaranteed gold" is getting to him

Is any anglo channel showing the match? No Swedish channel is.

It’s in red button here and across BBC streaming service - as is all events.

See
It has every match

ooof, that was incredibly close for USA

I'm watching on Eurosport and I'm fairling certain BBC is playing it, they play all the GB matches

Nice, Red Button works.

Meanwhile Homan looks like a frigid bitch and she's choking all over the place.

>canadian
>frigid
Isn't that a given in your winters?

Denmark so fucking shit

Did we lose against Italy earlier tonight? Went to bed after 2-3 ends, we were leading.

It's got to be a disadvantage for anglo teams to speak English with each other. Foreign teams understand every word the opponents say, while the anglos don't understand shit.

>meanwhile in US vs. Denmark you can actively hear our sweepers claiming that da bears are gonna win da bowl

No Denmark won both matches

And yet she's ''number 2'' in Canada?

#justiceforJJ

Yea, I saw a recap of our women's victory against Canada. Feels good

Who's the biggest threat in the men's lads, Canada or Sweden?

No one deserves to feel good about that match. Except for Halse, because she's an angel

I wish no ill will on Danebros but I'd be ok if Shuster were to pass his curse on to your skip

>in Canada
In the world actually

Probably Canada but if someone can deny them gold then it's Edin

>No one deserves to feel good about that match
That much of a shit show?

Should be the gold medal match in theory.

this
both teams were actively trying to lose in the extra end
canada just wanted it more

Edin if he actually lives up to his potential for once

It’s pretty mind boggling that even curling is way way more entertaining to watch played by men

Holy fuck neither team wanted to win. The last three rocks in the 11th end was just them handing victory to each other.

Just got to work and got the stream up, did we bench shuster or something? How are we up 4-0?

lookin like about a 3 here lads

They were giving each other the game, and it took Homan choking twice on the last two stones, including an easy, straight as shit shot, to finally make the Danes take it.

Imagine if Scotland seceded. You wouldn't even be able to win a single medal anymore.

The last thread had a webm

Do you reckon USA can lose this match? You look pretty convincing right now

And?

SKELETON
K
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L
E
T
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no canadian choke here

The fuck ups in the womens is funny and obviously full of qts. But the men have power takeouts, more successful plays and the legend known as Shuster.

I like them both desu

that shoo shuster! investment is really paying dividends

:-))

Edin still thinks he's playing Shuster

Thank you for blessing this thread with your presence and allowing our scots to beat your men

Just found it. Damn that's a bad fuck up on the final stone

They just got bronze in Skeleton and that was an Englishman.

Link pls

Do we even have any Scottish regulars in these threads?

...

I implore you to watch the womens skeleton

No. The royal guard took out their regulars. They have a few guerillas left, though.

How far the Canadian women have fallen...

And here's the best part

you have to see the last three throws of the match to really appreciate what a fucking fiasco it was

Never count out a Shuster choke. They're looking better but I imagine your lads are hungry for a win

She's getting hatefucked tonight

Then the even better part. Look at them laugh at Homan

Shuster stole two? This might his single greatest accomplishment.

DENMARK

What happens after the round robin?

Can we drop 6 in 5, shoo boys?

I need sleep but I'm afraid I'll wake up to the reality that Shuster somehow Shustered this

Best team plays 4th best team
2nd team plays 3rd

Winners play for gold, losers for bronze

I don't know what kind scenario I prefer for behind the scenes here.
1. They really blame her hard and she gets excluded from the group

2. They're all afraid because Rachel will be taking her rage out on them later.

>6-0

Is this Shuster's redemption arc!?

>team USA fucking around and having a good time
If they blow this they should be barred from returning home.

Neat no fucking about

I fear for the young redheads on Denmark. The wretched Dupont sisters need to feed and their life force would make for a fine feast

It's probably both. I see her being the type that's bitchy because she's lonely.

If 4 and 5 end up with the same number of wins and loses they play a play-off match regardless of h2h

I think it might be on score difference, but wait for someone smarter to reply

I'M SORRY, BUT DID SWEDEN ALREADY LOSE? OH, THAT'S RIGHT. THE GAME ISN'T EVEN OVER YET. IN FACT, IT'S ONLY HALFTIME. DOES NOT HAVING THE LEAD AT HALFTIME COUNT AS A LOSS? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? BECAUSE IF YOU'RE SAYING THAT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT YOU'RE WRONG. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS TOPIC WHEN THE GAME IS STILL ON? DO YOU THINK SWEDEN WILL JUST SURRENDER TO A BUNCH OF HAIRY BRITS? HELL NO? IF YOU HAVE VESSEL OF 25 SHIPS AND THE MUSLIMS HAVE 500 DO YOU JUST GIVE UP? HELL NO YOU GO BACK AND DUES VAULT THEIR ASS. SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK SWEDEN WILL LOSE THIS IN FACT WE ARE ONLY JUST WARMING UP AGAINST THE BRITS AND WILL SMASH YOU AT CURLING 12-3 SWEDEN STYLE

Dupont is Denmark's curling family.

Their mother and father both played for our curling teams, and Oliver Dupont play on the Men's team.

>time out on end 4

Is this a good idea?

Stop it. This is /comfy/ thread