Come home, see this. What do?

Come home, see this. What do?

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Lick new bae's booty

stuff with bbc

>come home
>see some faggot on my bed
>feel heavily uncomfortable to see a naked faggot on my bed
>ask how the fuck did he get here and grab a machete

Didn't know I lived in cartoon world.

that's a couch bro

I think it's pretty much clear from what he says that this ass is not for stuffing, just for teasing.

fuck. if you dont youre gay

I don't have a couch. Fuck, how did that faggot smuggle a couch into my house already?

Get the fuck out

Gay if I do, gay if I don't guess I'm gonna fuck him till he leaves.

High impact sexual violence involving a pair of sandals and various bdsm gear.

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Ask him why his dick is so small

I wouldn't come home and see this, cause this'd be me

Not even sure if really a faggot or just a tease who found a way to make others pay for him

Pay for him without receiving anything in return, that's the point.

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Fuck him in his pink little twink hole then tell him to get the fuck out

ngl, this image is pretty hot

Remove my belt and beat the faggot with the buckle end like I'm Simon Belmont.

Hot, give him a nice spanking that's it!

So a faggot regardless 'cause not only is he a sexual faggot, but he acts like a cunt (AKA a faggot)

I don't think you've played Castlevania.

make HIM dominate ME 'powerbottom'-ass faggot will not be ready

>faggot making my couch a mess
Im going to commit a hate crime

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Tried to on my PC, but the controls lagged and I don't have a Xbox controller.

based

Get him a real ps4 since that controller ain't right, then kick him out for having his weiner touch the couch. I mean, I doubt he was in that uncomfortable position for however long he was there and the dick must have touched it at some point. And I dont even do that. Never mind some random dude who I dont even know. So no thanks

I'd be pretty pissed that some fag broke into my house, trashed it, then asked for money. Castle Law would be exercised.

He can stay if he cleans up his mess and gets a job. I'll get his stuff if it means I can fondle his cock and put it in and around my mouth

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In what universe is any of this attractive?

leave home

I mean if you're gay and like twinks it is probably attractive. Or if you're like me hes gunna have to clean and get a job. Equality is a bitch for everyone.

call authorities

Even if it were a girl I'd kick them out of my house. My three main requirements for people in general, not just ones I fuck, are gainful employment, a vehicle, and a bank account. If you are over 18 and don't have those things, I have no use for you.

>come home
>see god-cursed sodomite trespassing
>live in castle doctrine state
>magdump 9mm into cockgobbler
>call cops, they high-five me
>neighborhood rejoices

Throw up on wood floor