Why isn't this Olympic yet?

Why isn't this Olympic yet?

they should have those half-pipe waterslides in the olympics. americans would dominate because fat people get the most momentum.

danger of americans getting stucked.

Okay, you win this round Hans.

btfo

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black people cant swim

Thats 99% of sweden fucked then

there will be a big titted lifeguard with passive aggressive tendencies, just like every other waterpark.

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>more pool events to make it look like America is good at Olympics

No thanks, get rid of swimming backwards, swimming retarded and some of the distances and then we can talk about water skeleton

lol, not our fault nobody else can swim

only the original greek sports should be olympic

>naked wrestling other men
you could be into that, wouldn't you

there would be a female version too

>German "humour"

no there wouldn't.
>only the original greek sports should be olympic
women weren't allowed to compete in the ancient olympic games.

rekt

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OH THE BANTS

But it is.

based simpsons

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AMERIFATS BTFO

slip and slide would be pretty awesome

Is Sup Forums a soft target? We just got bombed.

just like your bant

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would b cool if the events were like the waterslide levels in virtual bart

DEATH PARK GAMES WHEN?!?!

how will amerilards ever recover?