Hi b! I want to hurt a stranger tonight, badly. However, I dont want to look obvious/kill anyone...

Hi b! I want to hurt a stranger tonight, badly. However, I dont want to look obvious/kill anyone. What are some non-lethal, easily hideable weapons which I can make/find around the house/buy?

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lmao literally anything you can use to hurt someone badly is more likely to kill them with just the littlest amount of over exertion which is almost impossible to maintain for a fagget like you. use a stun gun or pepper spray if you want to put the pain on someone but if anything just buy some handwraps and use your fists like a fucking man. 2 or more punches to the brain with a brass knuckle is for sure to kill someone so dont try it

true good point. I should probably just use my fists

Why are you such a faggot?

go ahead and punch your pillow to sleep you little softy

haha idk

Where ya at OP? I’ll drop the mitts with you.

California. bay area.

Were you abused as a kid? Did daddy beat touch you in the no-no spots when he came home from the bar?

yes he beat touched me so bad, you stupid little fag

You tryna catch hands you little shit?

I'm guessing you're asking this for the fictional novel you're writing?

Get a baton. Non-steel core.

Go to your local hardware store and buy yourself a hickory handle for a hammer.

That shit will fuck someone's day up. Probably crack a few bones.

Just don't strike the back of the neck or the temples and they will live.

Go for the teeth for maximum pain

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Reddit.

Ew. Thankfully I’m far away from that shithole socialist homeless shelter you call a state. Faggot loser

just get some Tabasco, make him drink it and put the rest in the eyes, ass and dick, better in pussy, they go bat shit crazy.

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thankfully you are, pussy boy

Why not pick up some of the human feces littering your sidewalks and throw it at someone?

Mix a big bucket of bleach with a roughly equal amount of ammonia in your bathroom. Then throw it at someone. You'll be so cool.

because I live in the nice area of california

Why you want to hurt someone user, did you got molested or bullied. Just pick a friendly fight around your block and leave people out of your shit.

Get a potato and throw it at someones head from around a corner. Beat the living shit out of someone with a potato. DO IT!

yes potato bludgeon

dealio