Tell us about the worst thing that has ever happened to you

Tell us about the worst thing that has ever happened to you.

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being born

i was born

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nigger beat me by 10 seconds. fuck you


In my mothers womb there was supposed to be twins. I ended up being the only twin to make it out alive.

I was born


i was born :*(

born, i was

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I knew a guy in back in middle/high school who had that happen to him in the womb

In the beginning, the universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very unhappy and is widely considered to have been a bad move.

Caught felony cases.

Didnt really happen to me but I figured I should at least be a little more creative

well being born was pretty bad. it's been downhill from there.

Probably a tie between being beat as a kid by my father and being molested by some neighborhood girls.



>be me

I'm still a virgin at age 31

>be me
>get born


this thread

How come you haven't kys yet? Honest question im genuinely curious

feeling existential dread


Did drugs while driving. Crashed. Fractured vertebrae. Lucky to be alive even walk. Resulted in cripping depression I have battled by getting addicted to alcohol LOL

bah well its the weekend and your here, not getting laid, how's that ego? kys

Tell us the story user.

Got caught with a sheet of acid and some other drugs at age 17. Did 14 months incarcerated for it still dealing with high risk probation after being released. Has been the most damaging and progress stunting event to happen to me to date. I got a lot of good out of being locked up however

Just got home from a party, fucked my girlfriend, now im in bed. Wbu?

ben born

Had an anchor's rope wrap around my leg once while dropping anchor in deep water. Pulled me off the deck and into the water... Straight down into darkness. I freaked out and inhaled water... Almost died. Dad saved me

Me struggling for 5 hours to fall asleep, just to give up and hop on here right now.

>be ~5
>playing with my toys
>laugh about something stupid
>dad wants to know whats funny
>im scared and try to lie, say nothing
>beats my legs / butt with a wooden spoon until i tell truth
>don't even remember what it was
>be me ~6 years old
>watching my dad play EQ eating an apple
>have to be quiet or it bothers him
>chew my apple a little too loudly
>gets a towel wet and whips my legs with it
>sends me to my room for rest of day

>age unknown
>dad has some potato salad
>i want a bowl
>first bite tastes way off, can immediately tell its gone bad
>tell dad it tastes bad
>he makes me eat the whole thing
>later that day he has a bowl of potato salad
>"huh, this potato salad has gone bad" throws it out
>say something along the lines of "told-ya-so"
>bedtime comes around
>dad comes to tuck me in
>takes blankets and pillows
>opens bedroom window and sets up a fan to blow in winter cold air

holy shit that must have been terrifying. did you suffer from any ptsd around water after that incident?

stumbling upon this god forsaken place when I was 15

well i was born, so there's that

hows your dad doing these days

I'm sorry that your dad is such a prick user.

Met this girl.

How people can change so quickly, wish I never met her at all.

What happened, bud?

No clue, haven't talked to him in maybe 20 years. He's not dead as far as I can tell from my cyber stalking.

Can't you faggots at least be a bit more original?

true.. well sorry he was an ass to you growing up :/

>Can't you faggots at least be a bit more original?

Appendicitis, it actually ruptured inside of me went weeks without a hospitol squeezing out a little turd here and there. Until one morning i think i was dying got pale , didnt feel like eating, couldnt shit, my back hurt. I went in they drained the infection sack and told me i had ecoli on top of that. Never had any big surgery to take anything out.

bruh did you have a stroke or something

Me too haha

My ex tricked me into having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

With a bbc in your ass?

>durrr be more original
nice originality

>Can't you faggots at least be a bit more original?
>Can not you faggots

Fuck (you)

anyone else in here was born too?

Yes because that's how it works.

it's 11:58am and i haven't yet had breakfast. my tummy hurts. i don't really have breakfast food to cook and dunno what to eat. what do?

OK why not
> 20yo
> addicted to being high. Doesnt matter what it is, I took whatever I can
> coke, ‘cid, alc, weed, booze, shrooms, molly, cigs it didnt matter
> ironically get kicked out my stepmoms cuz step bro snitched on my weed smoking habit.
> Weed of all things LOL
> anyways living out my car for a while I save $ for an apt
> live in Miami. Friends like to go get cross faded at the beach often
> “hey user, wanna go party at KeyB tonght”
> agree because I had ordered a sheet of acid to a friends crib & be agreed to meet me there to hand it over
> he ends up forgetting it
> we leave the beach around 1am. Didnt finish the beers so I kept a 6pk
> tell friend Ill follow him home to get my sheet of acid
> “sure dude? Its mad l8”
> “yeah I want my tabs”
> by the time we reach his house its nearly 3 am
> was going to drive to work’s parking lot and sleep there since I was homeless
> here’s where I made the mistake
> recently discovered I can get high off air duster since we used it all the time to clean equipment at my job
> am a noob at inhalants. Did not realize they WILL make u pass out on a strong enough hit.
> nearly halfway to work
> get bored
> ill do some duster I think, stupidly
> first 3-4 hits are amazing euphoric af
> one more big hit before I call it for the night i reason
> take huge hit
> before I realize what’s happening I passed out at the wheel
> car hit palm tree
> flipped car upside down
> impact so violent my engine FLEW out my car, about 100’
> cops come
> beers spilled everywhere
> I had a bong in the car, weed, 100hits of acid & a gram of coke
> cops force a sobriety test. Pass it
> they dont search the car because while I did admit to drinking 3 hours ago i wasnt DUI technically. BOA car gets towed to yard with all my drugs in it but I dont say shit.
> hospital
> c4 & C5 disc compression fracture
> lucky to be able to walk
> eventually got out of hospital after a week

sexually abused by a stranger in a pool locker room when I was 7

kek do tell

no real story. just two people in the locker room, grabs my unit and balls. walks away

im a 33 yr old virgin..... nuff said.

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> recovered drugs from vehicle eventually
> had to wear brace and help with everything from dressing to showering for a month
> bedridden for next 3months for a total of 4
> depression hits. Hard
> in the meanwhile I moved would drink and drink and drink
> eventually moved in with my coke dealer since my family is shit and refused my help
> note: no one not even my best friends knew the extent of my drug abuse
> everyone thought i was just a stoner
> depression worsens until I have no will to get out of bed
> chronic pain everyday. Drink until I pass out everyday
> reach the point where I lose weight and my shits begin to smell metallic
> realize im drowning in the bottle
> cold turkey
> is very hard. Get mood swings, cravings, mania you name it
> beat the withdraw
> realize how luck i am
> didnt die
> can walk
> was 20 when it happened no DUI charges
> multiple felonies in the car and no one the wiser
> change outlook on life
> on road to recovery now
> started seeing psychoanalyst. Going back to college. Looking for job again

All happened 2years ago in june ir july

have sex

Its 7am my brain’s fried. Sorry for so many typos and mistakes

Honestly, good for you for picking your life up after something so traumatic, that's incredible! You are incredibly lucky

Can you atleast shoot lightning or fire from your hands?

Yeah it took me a long time to fully grasp that facet of reality.

More like wanting to fit in.

i was born


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Falsely accused and charged with murder.

Got molested

molested some chubby kid who didn't even appreciate the attention

I am an affective dependant French Canadian. I've been in an abusive relationship in 2000-2008 and I received violence almost daily. Probably staying with her because of Stockholm syndrome. Shit hit the fan when she started to be violent toward the children's. I seeked help and the only one available was "accro". They suggested that I should run away... wife be in the knowing. End up poisoned and at the hospital. Hospitalized one week. I came back to an fully emptied house...

I try to fix the divorce without going to court... bad idea to let her start the procedure first.
She speak first for 3h30 and then give me 20m to defend myself. Reported...She speak first for 3h30 and then give me 20m to defend myself. Reported...She speak first for 3h30 and then give me 20m to defend myself. Reported...She speak first for 3h30 and then give me 20m to defend myself. Reported... etc. 18 more time.
Lost everything and end up homeless. 2/3 of pay go to child support. Didnt see my kids since 2011. She vandalize with her psycho family and come steal everytime that I tried to come back on my feet.

I sucked this guy matt off and all I could taste was meth ball sweat. refused to do it again, saying basically gfs don't do that, get a whore.

Realized I had potential just made me lazy

tits or gtfo

fucking Jerome needs to lay off the meth, seriously run though.

I posted here, OP gave me aids through the internet with their faggotry posts.


for fucking acid? shit sucks, least youre not a community service dog. you did time.

Just fuck a prostitute at this point. Not worth waiting it if you ask me.

and herpes to your daughter

Put in an abusive private boarding school where staff abuse, fights and destruction of property along with fucked up trigger bullshit the staff would preform to mentally disabled students. Chamberlain international..

Can you tell us the story?

> " Tell us about the worst thing that has ever happened to you. " ;

bad things don't happen to me
only good things

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right? working girls exist, is it legal there?

It was an honor.

not gonna lie user but your dad sounds hilarious

why don't you just throw in a million emojis tard

Can't greentext cause in bed and lazy but met guild wife irl and found out she was a handicap hambeast hillbilly with 4 kids (1 boy), and had her son go to town on her while she watched me fuck her daughters. Fearful of my life, I reluctantly did it then snuck out in the middle of the night. When I returned home, I got rid of my hdd and started over (new emails, new username, everything) still feel dirty thinking about what I did.... AMA


why do you make up autistic works of fiction to post them on the internet and larp?

Professor found out I plagiarized my essay.

ive been forced to suck a dick in the showers when i was 12 or so, also bullied about it afterwards


No larp this was real

>Professor found out I plagiarized my essay.


I'm sure it felt very real user........