To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
>inb4 thots They're naive and caught at an execedinly tender age. They literally barely understand what they're actually getting into >britney spears >amanda bynes >ariana grande >victoria justice >icarly
user is right. Dan definitely had /has he shit together.
He was by far the favorite at his network because his production company was literally a license to print money.
Found somehow a "hot" wife that was ok with him assfucking teen whores on the side, some accounts also have her being involved with a few of the girls.
Became friends with the parents who in turn groomed their daughters for Dan, exploiting their own greed as stage mom's /dad's. Nothing short of genius.
Finally, even by the first, and most infamous, incident... Dan's bank account was so insane that whatever amount of money it took to make it stay quiet was not even a problem
Owen Williams
If you were Dan, which slut would you have fucked first?
Isaiah Scott
Poor Janette could not even finance her documentry on exploited teen Hollywood actresses. Her crowdfunding was even derailed for some reason.
Eli Wilson
user speaks the truth. Jamie Lynn's pregnancy got her a shit ton of cash. She is set for life unless she blew the money on stupid shit already.
Good call on Amanda (in her prime) Back them certainly fuckable as well as a complete slut. Now, completely used up and bat shit insane as well. Unfortunately, there is a noticeable difference between the " before Dan" version and the " after Dan" version of these girls.
Anthony Nelson
>complete slut. elaborate on this
Jaxson Rivera
Can you give me sanctuary I must find a place to hide A place for me to hide
Can you find me soft asylum I can't make it anymore The Man is at the door
Nathan Lee
I don't doubt it.
At the same time, many Nobel lauriets frequent Sup Forums especially the threads revolving around Dan, so either senerio is indeed a possibility
Liam Howard
Talk a bit about Miranda "before and after Dan".
Ethan Thompson
Impressive list. Adding to your wisdom is the fact that you left off Jamie Lynn. Smart.
By not fucking her you saved yourself a unwanted teen pregnancy with a spoiled brat with a high profile well connected older sister. Well done.
Jayden Roberts
Does Miranda have nudes like her slutty friend Mia?
So, the rumors are true and Dan "trained" Miranda to be a cum slut, right? Poor thing.
Leo Cook
Perfectly stated. I have always tried to put Dan in the category of either blame or blameless without any luck whatsoever
This is a uniquely frustrating case.
Luis Brown
Her poor asshole
Noah Brooks
Janette wanted to use this song in her short film about the industry. She could not even afford the rights to the song. Probably does not matter as someone has put a cease and disesst order on the documentry. Seems she can't catch a break
Camden Murphy
Don't feel too bad for her user. She made around $180,000 in hush money per episode on icarly.
Kevin Ross
Continue to write your poetry Miranda It is always welcome here
Jason Diaz
That's a song, The Soft Parade by The Doors.
Cameron Price
It's the reason many of his supporters still root for the guy. These greedy sluts were like business tycoons in heels. Preying on Dan's weaknesses, of which there were many. Poor guy never stood a chance
Luke Smith
Thanks user What else in on your Playlist?
James Hughes
Just imagine the things Dan did to her to have to pay her so much money. Probably things that make her gang bang college stories look like children's stories.
>most lurid of proclivities So, what Dan did to her again. All details please.
Hudson Murphy
I don't believe he is a rapist, but he always looks so weird around his actresses lel
Kevin White
This is a "before Dan" picture.
"After Dan" is possibly less happy and also definitely less tight of an asshole
Josiah Collins
Part and parcel
Eli Thompson
Have any of you seen him in the jacuzzi with Amanda Byrnes when she was a kid
Ryder Roberts
LOLI .... PIZZA....
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!
Ryder Lee
Thanks user. just watched your link. poetic. any other recommendations
Lincoln Morales
In a recent interview, the child actor who played Neville on iCarly, stated unequivocally, that his asshole was indeed untouched, so can Dan at least get credit for that?
>be Miranda >go to Halloween party as Wonder Woman. >get drunk and high. >meet chad 1 and chad 2 (no doubt looking like Greek gods) >drunkenly flirt and mention you have a fantasy about let’s say going to Paris to see a famous tower. >chad 1 & chad 2 >we.are.in.gif >three of them leave and go to chad 1’s dorm. >cunt, cock and coke are abused for 2 hours straight. >she has fun. >one chad takes a rest and send a txt blast out >”Wonder Woman dtf at chaddorm 1” >the hours go by and between 20/25 chads turn up. >they feed her booze, molly and coke from the bag like they are feeding a horse >ten hours later chad’s tire. >Miranda is so rekt and covered in cum chad 1 has to carry her home. >she needs threes days to recover. >the usc ghost was born.
Another story is she got hammered and smashed by the whole football team and when they finished with her she was covered in cum. Honestly, I think all the rumors are bullshit, but who knows for sure.
why is a part of Sup Forums obsessed with Miranda? I'm sure she's living a great life now and it should be celebrated. living in the past only kills your future.
and seriously, i doubt she needs Sup Forums white-knights to support her possible sufferings of the past, she very likely has people close to her that can actually help.
Hunter Diaz
>fantasize with a hot girl That's pretty normal around waifufags, user. Are you gay or femanon?
Daniel Morgan
Goddamn the fact that someone wrote this whole shit out at some point is just absolute cringe.
Jason Wilson
It's more than that, you dedicate hours to these threads and make up all this weird shit. Seek help.
