What's the best life tip you know ?

what's the best life tip you know ?

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Happiness is low expectations

Don’t get married.

Never marrie

minmax your work-to-money output. ie: try to get the most money possible for the least amount of work. Working harder doesn't mean you'll get payed more.

Use the anger and energy that rejections and failures will give you to better yourself.

Also study engineering or at least something that actually can give you a job.

If there's grass on the field play ball, otherwise you play in the mud

shut the fuck up, do the work. Noone cares about your dumb excuses. No really. Shut the fuck up.

This man is a chad. Listen to him.

Always be looking for a better job.

End your life like it began : wet and screaming.

>gay boomer analogy
Why can’t you fucks just be straightforward, kek, your speech reminds me of my dumbass coworker. Although I agree with your point.

Looking for the perfect woman for you - look for someone who can be your best friend. Everything else is secondary

Only fools wish for wisdom, the wise wish for happiness

OK if a girl has hair on the pussy you can stick your dick in it, otherwise fuck her up the ass

This is a wise man.

Just read this: How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life
Scott Adams, the Dilbert guy
His description of using "energy" as a metric for evaluation of life state is gold.

homosexulas and racists are the biggest slaves of this world. it would be wise to cut them off your life for eternity.

dubs of truth and justice: checked.

i interpret this as
>vaginal if she's hairy, anal if she's shaved

It's more supposed to be if she's a teen vaginal is OK, if she's younger the butt it is

Open a Roth IRA while you're young and contribute the maximum amount permitted every year.

Learn 2 budget

This

Join the Illuminati, we have the best parties

By your powers combined

Never pass up a chance for new pussy when you are young. You will regret it later

Do it!

Sunscreen

Always know what you can get from someone and always make it clear you can give something to them.

Never admit doing illegle shit,
the universe doesn't care about you

Hit first, hit hard, hit often

Understand what emotions mean. Theyre all your body telling you something.
Anxiety, your brain thinks theres a threat to your well being.
Anger, your needs are being violated.
Depression, youre bored, sick, or unhealthy.

Knowing this lets you eliminate the source.

Also, if you have a problem you cant fix, forget it. Merely even whining about it makes it worse.

very good advice here for you young 'uns

Stay single. Don't have kids. Don't get married. Fuck friends. Invest.

triple repeating digits of truth right here

Try shrooms in a forest!

>be yourself, don't try to change/be someone you're not for other people
>but at the same time, change constantly, adapt, grow as a human being
>don't be scared of your emotions, listen to them, understand where your feelings come from and why
>don't be scared to ask for and accept help
>don't stick around toxic people. even if it's a long term relationship that slowly turned toxic, your best friend or family. toxic is toxic
>your surroundings often influence you, surround yourself with things and people that inspire you - cut out everything that brings you down
>learn to manage your money
>learn to manage your time (which is something no money can buy)
>learn to appreciate your body, care for your health and wellbeing - both mental and physical
>never skip your yearly dentist visit, flossing is bothersome but your future self will thank you
>never skip opportunities
>if an opportunity is too good to be true, it often is. thats why you need to
>INFORM YOURSELF
>learn how much you can about various topics that you like, do things that inspire you
>don't settle down for less, but know when your expectations are too high and you need to minimise losses

Agree with many above esp. budgeting, RothIRA..
Putting a little extra money into a Deferred (fixed index) Annuity every month keeps it out of your 'Easy to Spend' bank account.

dont die

>it's good to care for people, but it's important to know when it's time to care for yourself
>don't invest your efforts and energy in people who wouldn't do the same for you (excluding random acts of kindness for strangers - this is more about people in your daily life)
>it's okay to go to a party, just as much as it's okay to stay at home and take time for yourself
>learn to overcome things that make you uncomfortable, understand where that's coming from


i don't have any more general advice right now. any topic you want some advice on?


ps
that's just my opinion and experiences, might vary for everyone


>everyone lives at a different pace, everyone is headed in a different direction in life
>don't compare yourself to other people, compare yourself to yourself and ask yourself if your life is going in the general direction of where you want to be
>just because something worked for XYZ, doesn't mean it will work for you
>be yourself, some people will accept it, others will not
>stay true to yourself, voice your opinion
>but also be open to different opinions and respect them, be open to changing your opinion and understanding the other side
>communication is important, learn to communicate

but i'm a lazy stoner

Life is fleeting. Everyone decomposes the same. The difference in happiness between poor and middle class is huge, but between middle and upper class is tiny.

Don't convert too much time into money. Instead of accepting that raise, negotiate taking every Friday off perpetually.

These are the things that have made the foundation from which I built a life that makes me unbelievably happy.

best life advice ITT tbh

can't communicate due to autism

Yet here you are, on a Saturday evening, browsing and posting on the utter shithole cesspool that is Sup Forums.

Always live below your pay grade. Douche bags buy expensive cars and clothes when they have to borrow to buy them. You'll need that money one day.........

Gotta do something while my oldest is in the tub.

Don't misunderstand me. I'm not upper class. I'm very middle class. But configured in a way where I have a ton of free time and retire at 45.

dosage is the key user, being in control is important

remember when at first smoking made you think, be creative, outgoing, giggly?
it grew into a habit, then a lifestyle.

try to distract yourself for a while, smoke less, do a little break.

i personally get too lazy when im smoking a lot and frequently, so when i notice it's happening then i cut down for some time. and smoking again comes with that creativity.

don't turn into a couch potato user, set yourself small goals and try to accomplish them.

pay attention when your kids are in the tub you stupid nigger

like, actual, literal autism - or just lack of social skills?

you can overcome lack of social skills and build communication skills - by communicating.

i moved to a different country as a kid, didn't knew anyone, was an outsider most of my teens. grew up with pretty much no friends, no communication skills.
but i tried, i talked to people online, talked to people i see in real life, talked with some random tinder/lovoo/bumble/whatever girls just for the sake of developing conversation skills. and it worked. it took a while, but it worked

so moderation. yes.

the key to life is moderation and balance.

balance is the midpoint between two extremes. and nobody can attain balance without knowing what they're balancing against. so knowing the extremes enables a person to select the moderate, balanced and wise way. this is how i can use my knowledge of being a daily stoner to better myself and grow as a person.

shit, moderation and balance applies to all aspects of life.

not officially diagnosed. but i've taken a lot of tests online and they all come back as like weapons grade autism.

I got every single raise I've ever got through working hard and making sure it was well known... when I was a kid I would even tell customers to tell my boss off; and they would because of how hard I worked.. I had one big client threaten to cancel a million dollar project, if I didn't get a raise

It's okay I have plenty. If a few drown I can make more.

this is something that reminds me a friend of mine said to me a couple years ago. that my actions and life needs more balance, because im usually 0% or 100% and no inbetween.

you have to balance between yourself and others
comfort and discomfort (growth)
what you want and what you need
and many more

balance and moderation are a general step into wellbeing, finding yourself

thanks for putting your answer into those words exactly, it brought back a memory i long have forgotten

>understand everyone is living a life just as complex as yours
>don't make anyone the most important thing in your universe. think about yourself
>don't obsess over anything, there are so many more better things to do in your time

>not officially diagnosed. but i've taken a lot of tests online and they all come back as like weapons grade autism.
that doesn't mean anything. stop doing online tests for fucks sake. go to a doctor if you want to be diagnosed. you're probably just lacking social and emotional skills due to your upbringing
go to a doctor, go to therapy if you want to better yourself

Smoke More Crack

bitches aint shit
dont get married
dont have kids

Small house on a lot of acres with a big barn.

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don't stick your dick in crazy

This.

>zip it up and zip it out

nice inheritance brah

ok boomer

do not hand over control of your happiness and wellbeing to anyone

Live life with no regrets.