Rocking my tiniest girl short shorts to show off my smooth legs (and to get looks and comments), ask me anything

Rocking my tiniest girl short shorts to show off my smooth legs (and to get looks and comments), ask me anything

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Where do you get your shorts?

I started buying them at H&M's, then switched to Bershka's, now I only have shorts from the latter (about 10 pairs)

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Are they men's shorts?

No, all of them are women's shorts

How do you adjust for size? I, like yourself, lack a thicc ass.

you look completely worthless

The only requirements (for 1.5-2" inseam shorts) is to have a small dick, the smaller the better. The lack of a thick ass is no problem, because a) there are skinny fit clothes for women, too, and b) these shorts are made from stretchy denim

I don't know about that. I would like to see from the back and see an inch or two of ass jiggling outside of those shorts.

Kill yourself faggot.

>the smaller the better
That is my problem. I am quite above average.

/thread

Then forget the shorter ones and even with the longer ones you can except to have quite a bulge: Plus I'm skeptical about the comfort

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What made you decide to start wearing them?

A dude dressed me into women's shorts when he saw that my legs were hairless, and then he talked me into wearing them in public (about 8-9 years ago), and then I got to like them a lot to wear them on my own

The one who took the pic

What age are you?

35 soon

Other than being too hung, I as well like to shave my legs and wear shorts that show off my ass. I just cannot find any that contain my bulge well.

You can start trimming male shorts inch by inch, and then you'll see how short you can go

I could just wear a thong for men I guess. I'm 7.5". There is no hiding the cock.

wear better shoes like wtf are you even doing

Also I want the tight feeling that women get to enjoy as the shorts cup and separate my ass cheeks for maximum jiggle.

I know we went back to the car and I switched to my Vans for the rest of the day

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Flip flops are better for showing off your feet. If you are going to show legs, you should show feet too.

I way more prefer sneakers

Can we see your shorts from the back?

Um not really, this is the closest I can show you

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