I'm the Oracle of Delphi, ask what you want, I see the future
I'm the Oracle of Delphi, ask what you want, I see the future
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When do I die? Please say it's soon.
The gods tell me that u'll kys soon
Yeah that sounds about right. Been pretty suicidal for months now. A few months ago I was thinking I would do it on NYE. I'll probably go with that plan I think.
How do you spend your fortune you earned from winning lotteries and stuff? I mean, you can see the future, so you must be rich as fuck.
Think about it, the universe has made this guy come up with this thread to tell you that you're going to kill yourself, maybe that's your destiny
The Gods only tell me things to help other humans, that's their intention and it's my destiny to do so
Will I conquer the world?
You said I could ask whatever I want. So that was I lie, then.
If you lie about one thing, why should I trust any other thing you say?
no
Oh wise Oracle, on the solstice this evening what do you advise I offer mighty Zeus to please him? A humble plebeian I have not riches. ):
If I was on the fence before, I'm definitely not now.
Ok so imma do it on midnight NYE GMT time. I'll come on here to livestream it for the entertainment of my other incel NEETs staying in alone on NY shitposting on Sup Forums.
When will I finally get a job?
Look, I'm brown but welfare and being a gook doesn't sound appealing to me at all
I want to work not be a beaner
Zeus was not offered sacrificies but Poseidon did on Winter Solstice
you'll get a job soon, not one that you'll enjoy tho
Oracle
What will be the next major revalation/turning point of my life?
A person? An event? What?
Also when will I get some tranny booty/ female booty? Both in their own spearate occasions.
you'll be motivated enough to get the tranny booty you've always wanted and will hook up with a lot of niggers in Grindr.
>What will be the next major revalation/turning point of my life?
since you will be hooking up in grindr you'll get aids
Is it true great prophet, that I am destined to slay the loin i was made, and marry the mother who bore me?
Dude what the fuck
This shit sounds plausible
I really am on grindr m8
Oracle
How do I make thr gay go away?
Are you Greek or Roman?
you only get one question
Will my life be as great as I plan for it? Will 2/14 work in my favor?
I'll suck your dick for another response you homo
oracle. should i fuck him?
this, the Gods tell you all to be patient, and you can only make ONE question, so choose wisely
Will my children be healthy?
oracle tell me where to get a slave without getting scammed and no "the deep web" wont cut it
Gods say: just b urself user ;)
I'm mediterranean south european so I'm qualified for this
just kidnap some1
Where will I live in the future
How successful will I be in life?
in the same shithole you live today
thanks
average life, you'll die like everyone else
Will I live like my father? better or worse?
Hey, should i stay home tomorow ?
What does the future hold in store for me? Do I finally heal and mature?
Will my next girlfriend become my wife.?
only one question
you should go outside and look for a qt
you'll mature and will be regretting almost everything you did in your youth
Will I be a great success ?
Why did you do it?
same as
no, your wife will come later, your next gf will be like the others
it is recommended to listen to this while one consults the Oracle for a complete experience
Is humanity doomed to be destroyed by its own technological achievements or will we survive and eventually colonize the Local Group?
it will be destroyed, and in a few years bad times and wars are coming to the West
What's will my name last name be and im changing it so dont a fag and lie
I would still like to know if my children will be healthy.
yes, the will, but you'll have an assburger son
yes, they will, but one of your kids will be assburger
Will I become successful