What are French chicks like?

What are French chicks like?

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Filthy and constantly smelling like baguettes and cheap wine

they drink good wine though

dunno man, they're always wearing their burqas

Crazy.

Sexually liberated.

Smoking hot.

american here. Lived in France years. Their technique far better than usa girl. USA, usa! all that but they are better/

have any of you ever sniffed their ass and feet?

They are literally disgusting. I'd stick my dick into a beehive before letting it even come close to a filthy French whore.

You can't even bang them anyways since, due to their nature, half way in they just surrender and play dead.

I mean I guess if you want to add a few STDs to your collection go ahead, down a few bottles of wine as you'll need that and go bang a French chick.

their soles look like they smell amazing

continuing ....

french chicks are not so terribly different from Latinas.

Like latinas, They seem to knows instinctively how to turn you on

Your English sucks

Ou?

honhonhon

You are wrong. They're disgusting. If they turn you on, kill yourself filthy nigger.

Self hating frenchman right here cunt

Your women are hot, we will fuck them.

NOW GO GET YOUR FUCKIN' BAGUETTE BOX

damn right they're hot. Possibly the hottest in Europe

You literal fucking nigger. Go fuck them all, if that's how low your standards are I won't stop you. Could just fuck your garbage bag, smells the same but won't talk to you in that ridiculous excuse of a fucking language.

Fact is we should have denied them further existence, that's a mistake on our part.
But you dirty, disgusting, filthy shitskinned fucking nigger calling me a self hating Frenchman? I mean if I were a Frenchman and I had a functioning brain I definitely would hate myself because I'd understand how embarrassing my people are, but I'd still look down on you, subhuman filth.

They are literally disgusting. I'd stick my dick into a beehive before letting it even come close to a filthy French whore.
>You can't even bang them anyways since, due to their nature, half way in they just surrender and play dead.
>I mean I guess if you want to add a few STDs to your collection go ahead, down a few bottles of wine as you'll need that and go bang a French chick.

I'm not a know-it-all but I think we can clearly see you are a virgin, a jackoff that has seen little pussy and probably never will as is evidenced but your failure to demonstrate any real knowledge about french. I fucked women on 3 contents and your newfag rant on french pussy only revealed what an inexperienced jackoff you are.

France has no where near the vile crack whores that the usa does.

>I fucked women on 3 contents
>contents
Kys

Source ? Love pinky hair

You're insane, are you an american cunt?

French women are smoking hot.

Go shoot up a school you yank fuck

ciara levi rose on pornhub
she has a nice butt too

>female grip on reality
>self-serving ego whores
>decent body compared to US "women"
fixed it man

Nice one faggot

they smell

>self-serving ego whores

You're virgin right ?

less sexy oppressed, but bad smelling.

really? that's hot. I've always wanted a cute French gf who puts her smelly feet in my face

Physical attractiveness doesn't make subhuman scum less subhuman. And it certainly doesn't make the French less filthy.

>you're a [derogatory adjective(s)] virgin
get fucked with a knife faggot, you're too innocent for this place

french chick here, no not willing to bother proving it because i'm only posting this and leaving, but realistically we're just like everyone else, terrible and disgusting in so many ways, but sexy and attractive in others, you wouldn't know the difference if you didn't know where someone's from, aside from skin color, so what's it really matter? if someone's attractive, go get your dick wet, if they're not, go get your dick wet from someone else. easy solution to a simple problem.

Nice and usually DTF.

how would you describe your ideal dick?

Go wash yourself.

Trop terre à terre, ici tout n'est que haine et violence. Retourne sur Reddit.

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alright fine, i'll admit i was curious about people's reaction to my post.. so i stuck around long enough to see. to answer your question though, i prefer uncut, because the little bit of skin at the end is fun to play with, knowing it feels so much better for a man drives me wild.. as for size, honestly it makes no difference to me, but i slightly prefer smaller, just because it's easier to fit in my mouth without it hurting my jaw over time.

and you are is the european, am the I correct ?
maybe shitpost in your first language instead of making us nauseous

trips have spoken, i'm out.

britfag living in france.

French chicks are sexually liberal compared to americans (come to think of it that applies ot a lot of EU countries)

They don't necessarily shave as much but it really varies from person to person.

In bed, my experiences have been pretty good, compared to the UK there are very few "starfishes", girls are generally willing to try new things which is cool

Hope this helps OP

>englishman detected

There is no fucking way in hell you are a french women.

I have lived in france for two years and have had french girlfriends and even if they have really good English they don't type like that. You haven't made the correct mistakes in the correct places you lying fuck.

where was I?

one of my french GFs was a high-paid 'call girl'.
She was careful. I never used protection with and never caught anything from her. I did not know what she was until weeks latter.

how would you rate this cock?

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i didn't say i live in france, i said i'm french. it's by blood. but my heart belongs to my people. i'm not lying, you simply misunderstand me.

Irishman living in france 1 year, this brit fuck is correct in everything he said. apart from the shaving thing. Alll french birds have had shaved arms/legs, some had slight bush

Ho do they type then?
Most French people don't speak much Engish, however the ones who post on Sup Forums tend to be very proficient.
Have you ever got a facesit from one of them? And how are the blowjobs?

Pairs,-which -the city of lights that can make a tear less mother fucker like me get all nostalgic --but -sorry - no still no tears. .

Don't know, I don't fuck sandniggers

where do you live?
yeah I had one French chick and she was shaved aside from a landing strip

you got me, have le great night my good monsieur.
adieu.

that one's nice, but i'd rather take it below than up top, if it's gonna hurt my jaw i'm not too interested in oral.. but i do love oral, in all honesty i know most guys want to last longer and do things to make that happen, but that really just annoys me because i'd rather it be quicker... so that i can fulfill my wants without hurting.. so the bigger it is, the sooner it's going to hurt..

parroted words of a real man --substituting one word for french

Broken english but it's hard to pin point. I'm a native english speaker who has had french girlfriends who are near perfect in english but there is differences between the two langauges so word order or whatever will come out weird

Same when I speak french, it just sounds off. Hard to explain on Sup Forums

how many cocks have you been with total?

i live in america right now, but my bloodline came from new france, aka, the east border of canada. i'm actually planning to live in canada soon with my girlfriend that lives there. we're both very openminded, and i'm actually really happy that she's willing to try having fun with guys with me.. i know this probably makes this sound unrealistic or impossible... but i also don't care what anyone thinks, because i know the truth and i'm happy about it.. i just enjoy being open about it.. it kinda turns me on telling people honestly.... i'm bi.. so is she.. and sharing her just.. mmm....

I know what you mean. Where do you think that poster is actually from?
And even among English speakers, I notice that Brit text is often detectable, more so on social media than here.

>I'd stick my dick into a beehive
Well who wouldn't

sadly not as many as i'd like.. me and the girl i'm into are both repressed when it comes to sexuality. we're helping eachother to fix that though.. for me, it's roughly 3 or 4.. but several times from each. not sure how many for her, but i assume less based on how she talks about things..

Bees

is anyone paying attention?.. lol, i already said i'm from america, i'm just french by blood.. it's not like i'm hiding it, scroll up a little

Not fucking france anyway! Lying cunt.

Depends how you type, I could make myself sound like a yank cunt if I wanted to but fuck that.

Whoever that user is it is not a french women. ?Lying bitch cunt salope fuckin' dirty whore slut

They are very affected by the black fever disease.

Filled with somalian semen

so edgy, much passion, very hate, wow. go masturbate, you sound like you need it right now to release some stress..

It's called Apitherapy

If you're serious you are one stupid fucking bitch.

French women, actual born and bred french women born in FRANCE with FRENCH culture are different from American cunts thinking they are french. Or British. Or German. Or Spanish. Or Mexican or whatever.

Fucking stupid bitch.

American here. Dated a hard leaning Democrat (liberal wasn't a popculture term yet) that refused to listen to any point that wasn't in her favor. We didn't click for too long. I'm a lot more reserved and am great at taking in new ideas or opinions. Basically, I spent a majority of our relationship listening to her being angry while she did nothing about it. It ended, but we we still got along well. A year later, she moved to France and has come home to visit off and on ever since. What was once a loud, hardcore armpit hair flinging femminist was now kind of how I think feminism SHOULD be. There's equal discussion before getting prematurely angry, she's a lot more comfortable being in her own skin, actually does things for her beliefs instead of shutting people out, and doesn't bash others for what they think. Whatever the French do, they do it at a slower, more relaxed pace that soaks up the positives in their environment. She changed for the better and I was super happy for her. She did say that she had to get used to how shitty the locals treated her before she knew the language, but she also pointed out we are just as guilty of that. This was also a while before the riots and insane government scandals that happened a while back, so I have no clue how different it may be now.

yeah? that's your view, i have mine. my view has more information and reasons for why i have it, yours has your view, and that's valid too, but mine has something yours doesn't. so why are you so upset? you're on Sup Forums, why does it matter so much to you that you sound like you're taking it so personally?

Aye, when i said about shaving i meant down below, in most cases it's pretty well kept but they don't shave it all off


Yeah, my current gf, pretty good stuff, we often 69 in a way that is a like facesitting.

Also regarding blowjobs she is fucking incredible as are most french chicks i've met.

bait detected in 1st 8 10 words

French chicks are sexually liberal compared to americans (come to


TRUTH

>smelling like baguettes
MY SIDES

How is her booty smell?

and for the record, did you even consider that maybe i wanted to grow up where i belong? that maybe i didn't want things to be the way they are? maybe i wanted to experience the culture of my bloodline, maybe i wanted to live where i should, but life isn't that fair, there's no point getting upset over it, but if you can't even think of that, then why should i have any sympathy for you when you break down and cry over me not CURRENTLY LIVING where you think i should? i didn't say i wasn't born there, i said i live in america right now. again... people like to assume.. chill out lol maybe i've experienced two seperate cultures.. if you see that as a bad thing, i'm sorry your mind is so closed off, but i embrace it.

This is the equivalent wearing a “kiss me I’m Irish” shirt on st pattys day

consider my other posts......

Like ass

I don't know, kissless here
JE VEUX UNE MEUF PUTAIN AAAAAH

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You're not french, retard. You're a mutt. You will never be french and you know nothing about the culture. You probably couldn't even name five cheeses or saussison besides fagots

I am irish. Born and bred. Hill 16 wa!

French women are dirty sluts. Absolute smoking hot WHORES!

yeesh.. i didn't even plan to spend time in this thread lol... i'll stick around a little longer to try to make sense of things where i can, if it helps literally anyone, but the moment my girl messages me, i'm out.

Was it a strong, musky smell?

Exactement! Salope! Ferme ta gaul! Connaais!

Kek

More like ass, but yeah. Omlette du fromage and all that.

Did it smell different from an American girl's butt?

Smelt like Pont Eveque and Reblochon combined

>smelt

Je suis français.... baiseur

Having fucked french and Spanish women I can say they are not totally unlike. Both are -like the brit- said more liberal in their sexual morays than Americans like the evangels trying to be virgins till 26 years old, fathers trying to keep their daughters virginal until college and beyond.

french parents expect it

Ça tombe bien moi aussi
Mais je baise pas

No one wants t hear sauce on what happened when I found out she was a call girl?

I should have known when she invited me to live with her in her posh apartment in Place Pigalle.

I've fucked them all

French are top

Spanish are a fucking joke

Italian are not far behind

German women unreal.

Czech, Slovaik, Polish all on par with French.

Worse being British/Irish

Tu vas bientôt mec

You have the obvious knowledge user. perhaps I should not have earlier compared french and Spanish women since i have never fucked a Spanish women. Wasn't trying to BS just thought that Spanish women must be like the uncountable numbers I fucked well south of the border and a couple women a stone's throw south of the borders.

so what's wrong with Spanish women?

where someone's from doesn't matter as much as how much they're willing to do.. and what their standards are.... a few people in this thread are a good example of accepting low standards.. and to those people i'll say, honestly.. yeah, i know, it feels like no matter what you do, you can't get what you want, but try being confident, and when that feels, fucking keep it up, maybe not with the same person, but with others, keep it up til you find the person that wants what you want.. how is that so hard for people to understand.... i don't know what the word is for females, but i'm a cuck.. paired with a partner that's a nympho..... if i can be this lucky and find someone that fits me so perfectly.. when i fully believed after 29 years, almost 30, of thinking it was impossible, then fuck... guys.. have a little damn faith in yourselves... you can have it too, you just need the patience and determination to make it happen... and i know that sounds too similar to what everyone says, but damn, there's a reason everyone says it.... i went into this thread tonight because i just wanted to say my words on something, but now i'm realizing i wanted to say more than i thought i did.... stop being so damn cynical you fucking idiots...

Are you a yank?

Spanish/italian women live at home with their parents till they get married in europe. They are starfish.

French/German/Poland/Czech/Slovak all sluts.

Whatever you canuk/American cunt.

You're not French you stupid bitch

love you too sweetheart

Reddit spacing, fag confirmed

Ça fait combien d'années qu'on me dit ça