How do I kill myself and not have my body discovered?

How do I kill myself and not have my body discovered?

I'm an American if that helps.

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Jump off any bridge over an estuary when the tide is going out to sea, ideally at night so you won’t be spotted jumping or when in the water.

Drop your mobile phone at home and go to forest.

Wouldn't the body wash up one day though?

Ask Elon Musk. He'll send you to space for science.

Holy shit, you're so retarded it hurts, just jump in a lake, die in a dense forest or whatever place there is that nobody visits.
>Bu-but I don't have any of those near me
Commute, or walk, whatever you can, just stop spamming those retarded threads.

Walk into forrest with helium tank, hose for said ta k, cpap mask/hose and a bag for head, dig hole, put together helium tank with hose and head assembly, lie down in hole, put mask on, go to sleep and never wake up again.

Ot doesn't matter if your body is discovered, as long as people can't identify it as you

Very rarely. If you want to eliminate any possibility of this, make sure you are well weighted down before jumping.

travel to old gold rush country and jump down a mine shaft

Find a truck stop and sell yourself to the first faggot you see. You'll wind up chopped to pieces in a random field in Nebraska in a day or less.

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Teeth, dnk and fingerprints?

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that moment when someone finds a helium tank and a hose going down into the ground

Yeah. So, best way to kill myself and not be identified? I would need to get rid of my teeth somehow.

travel to the sahara, fully greared plenty of water and food, bring a shovel and a gun. walk out in the middle pf it. dig a big ass hole. sit in hole with all the gear until storm happens. shoot yourself in the head. one day later hole is filled up and no one will ever find u

vacation somewhere on iceland.
jump into an active volcano.

Don't be fucking stupid. Go to forest and hang yourself.

Actually this. But I am not sure if that would be viable. Two ways that make it not possible are:
1. The heat is too fucking intense
2. They would not let you go close

He would get killed before being able to venture out into the Sahara you faggot. Don't go to hell on Earth OP

slit ur throat in a pigsty

Kill yourself in the middle of a pig pen. Make sure to not feed the pigs for at least a week before hand.

>pigsty
this, pigs eat everything. Even teeth. It's the ultimate way of disposing bodies.

>I don't have any of those near me
you can walk far enough anywhere and find something like that

You should read Xavier Dupont de Ligonnès' manifesto

go to a desert with vultures in it, go out real far. Use craft glue to stick bird seeds on your face, shoot yourself. then just let the wild life remove all your recognizable features.

Jog through detroit at night carrying 2 transparent bags of money.

Kill yourself in north west yellowstone national park. Tell family and friends you are going to zion national park

Park in a big retail lot close to a body of water.

Chain a block to you with a lock, lose the key

Walk to bridge/dock and jump

You can rig a back pack to hide the block if you're serious

but since you're too weak to start a new life after fighting with your parents/lover (see 8 year old "I'm gonna run away from home" trope) and want to disappear more than just dying, it's pretty fucking clear you won't follow through

Probably rather painful (might be best to take some pills or drink lots of booze first) but I recommend making a big bonfire and stepping in to it. Or if you can come by a large amount of acid take a bath in it. Both methods should destroy your body completely.

there is an east german book from the 80s where a medical examiner who specialized in weird suicides examined just such cases
>people who offed themselves
>who were obsessed with preventing their corpses from being found

Almost all failed miserably, which makes sense.

>if you are so depressed you want to kill yourself
>you just don't have the drive and ingenuity and endurance to pull it off

>these poor fucks made all these grand plans of perfect suicides
>but then never got past step 1 or 2

Buy a large safe with an auto lock. Row out to sea. Drill large hole in boat. Lock yourself in the safe. Wait.

paddle out into the ocean in an inflatable raft. take an anchor and rope. or some chains. tie the chains or rope around you securely. when you can't see land anymore slash the raft with a knife and keep slashing until you sink.

Take a boat out at night, sink it, you have pure weighted your body and put a slug in your brain as you sink. Enjoy!

Invest in building a trebuchet. Place yourself in it and fire.

lol wait, you said to not be discovered. Scratch that trebuchet. Build a bomb, dig a deep hole in a very rural area, detonate it.