What do you think about Mormons?

What do you think about Mormons?

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Their religion is basically a giant tax evasion scam and they're so goddamn white that services look like the Nuremberg rally.

Great family values.

they have nice neckties.

Any person who actually believes in Mormonism is an idiot.

Remove the second m

They're a good excuse to avoid Heaven.

JOSEPH SMITH WAS CALLED A PROPHET
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

HE FOUND THE STONES AND GOLDEN PLATES
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
EVEN THOUGH NOBODY ELSE EVER SAW THEM
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

I wish they would fuck off, they're really trying to convert in the pacific islands lately. They wasn't a single one of them 20 years ago, and now they're everywhere

Proof that human beings will beleive anything, no matter how absurd. Proof that religion is all bullshit.

Mormon girls are freaks. I love them.

annoying, preachy cunts. still prefer them over any libertarian or leftie.

I don't. There's absolutely no reason to.

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I like people who keep to themselves. People who seek me out automatically end up on my shit list.

Dry.

Well, they pretty successful for a cult whose origin story is so clearly, demonstrably a hoax.

A lot of adherents are economically successful, so there’s that.

They seem to have largely overcome a century of deeply ingrained racism, which is no small feat.

But they’re just so godawful ignorant of and non-curious about the larger world.

A few years ago, I ran into a duo of Mormon missionaries in Germany. So, just as a fellow American, I said hello and asked them what they had learned about the area where they’d been doing their two-year mission.

They knew nothing and didn’t care. We were standing across the river from a 1000-year old cathedral in the medieval metropolis from where the protestant reformation spread around the world.

You’d think that would be something self-identified Christian missionaries would be interested in? No, they had no clue. They didn’t care. They were trying to convert people who have this deep connection to their 1000-year-old cathedral.

And they were surprised they didn’t find any takers. The locals were just,
>GTFO, newfags

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they need some dick.

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This. They are mind-numbingly gullible as shit. That's why there are a million MLM's always making the rounds in Utah.

They spell their sect's name
with one too many " M's "
> stupid cults.

Mormons are pedos, bigamists, hypocrites, and stealers of the churches tithes. Other than that they are okay.

Become a Mormon fundamentalist and take on twenty wives. Nothing could be more based.

Must be my lucky day.
Recently found out my mother has been giving more than thousands to the Mormon church behind our backs for years. She has never told me about how much she's given, yet still complains she's poor. I'm so fucking upset at her yet she doesn't listen. Out of desperation I posted her # on /r9k/ for help with the situation. Obviously fag little depression boys who haven't taken their Prozac today are trying to get rid of it. But I really don't care. I'm just upset.
If you're interested, either go on /r9k/ or if it already got killed by trannies just reply to this. If you want any more information about my life in this household and some of the shit she's said.

I grew up in Utah. Mormons girls are ridiculously sexually oppressed. You get em naked and they'll get freaky fast

>met one slutty mormon girl in his life
>"mormon girls are all super slutty guys"
Retard

Shockingly good at basketball

Am one, it's pretty nice. We prefer to be called Latter-Day Saints though.

I freaking love them

Except for all the child sex abuse and gay conversation therapy.

Perverted organisation that rapes kids.

y tho?

Yeah, once they go gay they should be shot.

Because it gives me reason and makes me truly happy and peaceful. People can tell me I'm dumb or brainwashed or any of those things, but after they're done they usually go back to whatever self-described depressing pointless life they have and I wish they could have what I do.

This + cult.

Is the gay conversation therapy thing true?

>mormon
>on a porn site

kek fucking retard

Probably was in the past. Doubt it is now. Don't know though.

Did I say I was Jesus? No I said I was a mormon. btw Utah has the highest percentage of pornographic usage in the US. I'm from Idaho though. Latter-Day Saints are horny fuckers.

I admire their positive attitudes and their respectful way of approaching and interacting with other people. I also respect their right to believe their own story of creation, but if any religious beliefs cause injury or harm to another person's well-being or freedoms, that's where I draw the line.

I don't appreciate their unwillingness to allow me the freedom to seek my own spirituality, but that's not exclusive to Mormons. That's fucking everyone.

I believe that there are plenty of good Mormons out there that are ashamed of what the modernization of their religion has done to society, and they have my sympathy. I hope that Good can find a way to destroy greed and Evil

I admire their positive attitudes and their respectful way of approaching and interacting with other people. I also respect their right to believe their own story of creation, but if any religious beliefs cause injury or harm to another person's well-being or freedoms, that's where I draw the line.

I don't appreciate their unwillingness to allow me the freedom to seek my own spirituality, but that's not exclusive to Mormons. That's fucking everyone.

I believe that there are plenty of good Mormons out there that are ashamed of what the modernization of their religion has done to society, and they have my sympathy. I hope that Good can find a way to destroy greed and Evil, but I know how naive that makes me sound.

I don't believe it's impossible, but it's definitely unlikely

>doubles down on his retardation

kek

They were good for welfare checks on my grandpa.

freaky ass cult.

>Out of nowhere, and in the middle of nowhere, charismatic leader invents a somewhat nuttier than usual religion.
>Polygamy. Yeah baby.
>State bans that part of it.
>Sales plummet.
>Make it more like Evangelical Christianity.
>Sales improve.
>Still more like Evangelical Christianity.
>Sales further improve.
>Repeat.
>Selling salesmanship itself
>Internet established on the same plan
>profit prophet

Alright buddy you really really hate my religion I get it. That's okay.

They're friendly but also close minded and extremely boring.

I've been going to a LDS church for a couple years. They are pretty friendly people. They give you room to believe whatever you want. They also pretty much have their own foster care and welfare system. Their clergy is unpaid and they say hi to me when they see me in public.

nah i'm a former mormon, i don't hate mormons but if it makes you so happy then why are you here jerking off alone to trap porn?

also what's up kevin

Don't know who Kevin is, tell him I said hello. I'm here because I'm not a perfect person. I like porn and I like dark humor, but I also believe what my church teaches. Nobody's perfect.

No. They still fund them. So does Mike Pence's church.

Also in Idaho but not LDS.
I'd rather live around a bunch of Mormons than a bunch of blacks. I don't have to worry about you guys stealing my shit.
What bugs me about Mormons is how exclusionary they are and how the church is a huge business that tries to influence laws to suit their agendas. I don't care that you guys lack the critical thinking skills to realize you are in a made up cult but for the love of Christ stop trying to make everyone play by your faggy ass rules.

Why not go for christanity or something slightly more same? If it's just about the sense of community and purpose. Surely you don't buy the Joseph Smith BS?

if you believed what your church teaches you wouldn't be here masturbating to girls with penises

make up your mind you delusional fag

Yeah it is a problem. LDS is it's own sorta culture and for the more sheltered the kind of culture shock from seeing people not like us can make us act pretty bad, it's just what humans do.
I do, and I don't ask or expect you to if you don't want.
I have made up my mind. I try to be the best me I can be, I sin, I'm going to sin, I'm human.

forgot to reply to you too. I'll look into that.

LDS is Christian.

>It's just what humans do.
I duno, have you guys tried minding your own business and not being cunts. Or do humans just not do that?

RIGHT?!?! I was having a bad day and I just got on them with logic about calling the beginning God... like the big bang is where we started, but what started the big bang, etc... when they just wanted to put an entity to moral values... but the whole time they put up with angsty younger me, were never passive aggressive or rude, and though, as you say, they are kind of on an agenda, they will accept you if you even play with the idea that there is more to this life than what's in front of us

Honestly think these guys get too much guff

Weird people

They believe the Garden of Eden is in Jackson County, Missouri

>why not go for this bullshit instead of that bullshit?
My fren there are a million options in bullshit. Asking anyone why they believe one over the other is silly.

I'm really sorry you have bad experiences with us. I can't tell everyone of my faith to knock it off but I try with the one's I know. People gonna people.

I walked in on two male missionaries making out in a public bathroom. I'm not Mormon but I believe that their supervisors would like to know about this. Where can I report them?

Considering most Christians easily believe that some rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree, none of the uniquely LDS beliefs I've come across are that far-fetched.

Yup, we believe the angel with the double edged sword in genesis that seperated adam and eve from the garden was the ocean. They ended up in the middle-east where that part of the US roughly met up with Eurasia during Pangea

Which book is this in?

Examples?

bitch I'll fuck you with my latter day dick. You'll get butt blasted so hard you'll wish I was just a greek philosopher because at least then you'd learn more than just what a terrys chocolate orange feels like before its eaten.

Grew up in Utah. Can confirm if you can get em alone in a room they'll go all out. Took 4 girls virginities in high school /college. Ended up with a former Mormon turned daddies freaky slut

Their dogma is beyond ludicrous, but it is hard for me to find fault with the way they live their lives. Many of my friends in college were Mormons and had to go on missions when they were 18. The stories they told me about how people treated them honestly made me sick. I give them water and offer to drive them anywhere they need to go while also remaining firm that I have no interest in joining their church.

i don't have much of an opinion on them, but my gf was raised jehovah's witness, and that shit is some disgusting cult garbage.
gf's sister is still in the system and was baptized, while gf wasn't. sister got married to a catholic, so their mother refused to acknowledge the wedding or attend it. sister was told to turn down a full ride to a nice college in order to devote more time to studying. she works at a fucking walmart bagging groceries now. she has to regularly recruit for the church and isn't allowed to leave, since she's been baptized. if she ever leaves, then her mother and everyone she knows from the church will break all contact with her for the rest of her life.
the gf has no obligations, because she wasn't baptized as a child.

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Um, shit I'm not sure, but mormons refer to the place as Adam-ondi-Ahman. You can google it

A bunch of inbred, balding, retards. The whole lot of them.

they somehow found a way to make Christianity even more creepy and boring than catholics.

not bad

>What do you think about Mormons?
they think jesus came to America and their founder was a well known con man. Mormons are idiots.

It might not be in the book of mormon or doctorine & covenants or anything. We have modern prophets who give revelation all the time. Rarely anything big or anything like that but occasionally.

Tell us more

Nothing much to tell. Premarital sex and masturbation is bad to the LDS so we're not supposed to do it. So a lot of us are really pent up, me though I constantly masturbate cuz I don't have the self-discipline.

Maybe Pearl of Great Price?

Did the girls do anything freaky?

possibly
lol LDS arent aliens. our girls are girls like any other. Whatever freaky thing any girl might be into an LDS girl could be into.

I work with a bunch of Mormons. I thought it was really stupid that they donate 10% of their income to their church but then I had a revelation of my own. God spoke to me and told me that I was a living profit. He told me to start donating 10% of my income to myself and let me tell you since I have been doing that I have been blessed with a fat ass savings account. God also told me to spread the word and ask his true believers to give me 10% of their earnings so that I can quit working and focus on spreading his glory! Now pay up faggots or go to hell!

have fun

Why are so many Mormon men homosexuals?

Sure you aren't just noticing patterns that aren't there? Some LDS are gay just like any other group, race, religion.

I have a question. If God hates gay people they why does he make people gay? If I am gay can I join your religion? Are there any same sex couples in your church? Sorry for all the questions but this is fascinating!

>services look like the Nuremberg rally.


Lols

God doesn't hate anyone. Some people say god makes people gay as a trial, I'm not sure I believe that, I think god created life to have random inevitable things that humans deal with but didn't necessarily plan any of them. If you're gay you're more than happy to join our church if you want. There are same sex couples but we don't perform same sex temple marriage, ask all the questions you want. As long as you're not being outright malicious I'll be happy to answer.

How poor is she.

I mean to be fair they all seem pretty feminine. It's not a stretch to assume they are gay.

hahaha if that's how you wanna see it, sure.

How many gay people do you actually know?

They are a retarded cult like all other religions, but they are better than any muzzie. All muslims should be genocided and Mecca nuked.

That's actually kinda interesting; THEY'RE GETN ME GUYS, HELP

Is there any type of person that they do not allow into the church?
I am pretty happy living without organized religion and to be completely honest I think all religions are silly, not just yours. What always interested me was how they are able to convince so many people of something that seems so ridiculous. What am I missing? I know that might be hard to answer so to rephrase it, what would I gain from joining yours or any religion?

They aight. Friendly and polite. Not pushy. Talked to an Asian one recently (Asian but from Australia) it was bright and saw/heard a silhouette say excuse me. Stopped to see if they needed help but then realised they were in the traditional get up. Spent about 5-10 mins talking about games that I play/he plays/used to/upcoming. Then he was like "do you believe in God" and I just told him I don't really care, I conduct myself in a way that could be perceived to be in line with standard Christian values and as long as people are cool to me I'm cool to them. He then said cool and thanks for talking.
Chill dude. Named elder. Or ranked edler. Idc.

I'm guilty of being a dickhead to em... I was more standoffish than rude though

Tbh as soon as they came to the door; I was ready for war.. if there was no stigma via movies and the like... i wouldn't have a narrative to form such a negative opinion, because they were very nice people

You won't gain anything if you don't feel like you need anything. The weird thing about our church is that we don't really believe this life is it. We believe in repentance and forgiveness even after this life, at least up until after the 1000 years Christ reigns after the second coming, but maybe even after that. If you're a good person you're fine. You'll die, you'll be taught the truth face to face with the prophets and people of past lives and you can decide for yourself if you believe and begin the process of what you need to do.