YLYL
YLYL
Levi Myers
David Gray
Samuel James
Andrew Garcia
Henry Gray
Thomas Russell
Levi Rogers
Brody Rodriguez
Colton Ramirez
Sebastian Perry
Aaron Wilson
Eli Martinez
Adam Garcia
Noah Anderson
Carson Green
Landon Cruz
Logan Harris
Samuel Clark
Anthony Lee
>voter ID bad
I would say sterilize yourself but you wont breed anyways, so thanks for not contributing like always
Thomas Howard
Nolan Scott
>dems want to remove money from politics
>but not how that money is spent. Bussing in demographics they've heavily advertised to and have promised porkbarrel incentives to.
>because fuck bussing in the rural poor, that would be an impractical use of the money
Christopher Diaz
Jaxson Jones
Oh hai shill, got your Fox News talking points you treasonous cunt
Bentley Perez
Of coarse not. The man was a globalist.
Alexander Robinson
fuck8ng KEKEKEK
Bentley Kelly
serious question, who the fuck actually watches the news? If I wanted to watch biased miserable nonsense I would go online or slam my head into a McDonalds window or something
Brandon Kelly
kek
Ian Myers
gg/cs9xf6T
Ryan Phillips
Worst one yet who cares about politics you fucking niggers I just wanna laugh
Jackson Morales
How to fuck a dolphin
Yes, I am perfectly aware there are many kinds of sex fetishes out there. There are people who are aroused by feet, shoes, and even shoelaces. But dolphins ? Anyway, if you want to have sex with a dolphin (and who doesn't ?), this is the guide for you. Please note in passing that the image to the right was called "yum.jpg" on the web site (for some reason, now called "fun.jpg").
Here is how to proceed :
Where to find a dolphin ?
Aquariums and zooz are out of the question : too many witnesses. You are instead advised to try to find a beach where dolphins live. You also need luck :
Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.
And if the Coast Guard comes by, you're on your own.
2. Pre-sex assessment of the situation
First, you need to figure out 1. the gender of the dolphin and 2. figure out if the dolphin is aroused.
To do the first, you need to look at their head (males have a fatter, rounder head), or on the dolphin's belly, between opposite the dorsal fin and the tail. The male has two larger slits, and the female has one large slit and two small mammary slits.
Figuring out whenever your prospective mate is aroused is also relatively straightforward. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous ("anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised). The dolphin's penis is also prehensile and flexible, and you can wrap it around your arm. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm. On the other hand, the female's genitals will become pink and swollen, and she may nuzzle against you.
Also, I still can't believe I am writing about having sex with dolphins. This is what being an Insolitologist is all about, folks.
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?
A3) Accept, if possible!
Gabriel Barnes
Lucas Perry
3. Having sex
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length.
Due to the size of a dolphin's member, the best you can do with a male dolphin is to masturbate him. Missionary position or anal sex are both out of the question. Also, be careful : when those things shoot, they shoot. Remember what your mom told you about trains and get out of the way.
The female dolphin can be either masturbated or fucked, depending on your gender. Roll the dolphin gently to her side, belly towards you, and prop yourself on an elbow to stay face-to-face with her. At this point, my brain is already beginning to rebel against what I'm reading, so I'll let the author do the explaining for me :
Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you.
In conclusion, good luck, and if you have a baby with a dolphin, don't forget to tell someone other than the National Enquirer.
Tyler Morales
Mr. Peanutbutter and Pickles?
Alexander Green
Easier than fucking a human
Caleb Diaz
Holy shit this entire time I saw the cropped version and thought she was drinking it
Elijah Powell
>gerrymander
Gabriel Young
When Tahlia farts, my hasty nose
Sniffs up the fragrance from her parts
Shamed are the violets and rose
when Tahlia farts.
Jordan Lopez
kek what was the Sup Forums dolphin fuckers name?I can't find him
Kayden Diaz
WHERE IS THE LIE THOUGH
Lucas Nelson
Jordan Jones
Ayden Thompson
Call this number: 519 phone 694 number 0692, ask for poop-head. Just sharing, for your amusement.
Charles Davis
Voter ID would stop illegals from voting and democrats voting with dead people. That's why it's bad
Jason Evans
I’m drunk and this thread will be deleted lool
Austin Ortiz
Obviously fake. Niggers don't stick around
Andrew Johnson
Poor baby I hire boi lol
Blake Williams
>Andersen
Not surprised. What a discredit to her ancestors.
Adrian Wood
((((andersen)))) degenerates more each time
Josiah Nelson
yeh speak truff 2 pwr m8
Cooper Wright
worst crossover ever
Christopher Barnes
What comic is this?
Jacob Howard
I prefer dog fucker Sarah
Jayden James
but her work lends so well to redpilled rewrites.
Nathaniel Clark
This thread is worse than cancer
David Howard
kys faggot
Carter Miller
Left can't meme
Cameron Sanchez
Christian Wilson
Brayden Murphy
>Almost 2020
>Still can't meme
Ethan Hughes
Ayden Baker
Thomas Rivera
James Nguyen
Liam Young
I like the local news for the weather and arrest reports. Sometimes there are local stories that aren't bad news. Like the last few nights were featuring all the cool places to check out Christmas lights. I could give a damn about Christmas but I like the lights and psychedelia that goes along with it. Food donations and stuff like that, I can appreciate.
So, yeah, I watch the news. But if you're talking CNN or FOX than forget it.
The last bastion has been BBC radio (not TV) combined with Russian and Chinese and American and you can get a smattering of the truth.
Kind of like one of William S. Burroughs' shotgun paintings.
Camden Thompson
Ultrachad
Nathan Stewart
Josiah Reed
Dr. Lilly, I presume?
Benjamin Morris
Wyatt Williams
Jaxson Martin
Not the Enquirer but the Weekly World News.
Jason Thompson
smiled
Kayden Thompson
Parker Reed
I don't use apple.
What is this?
Carter Cooper
kikes btfo
Hudson Morgan
ah yeah... Battletoads.
I don't play vidya but I do remember those calls.
Joshua Cruz
I remember seeing that on the shelves at the grocery store.
Gabriel Lopez
Caleb Walker
Yeah, me too. And people believing that rag. I remember getting it as a lark back with MAD magazine and Cracked magazine back when they were in print for the laughs and leaving that stuff out on the coffee table in lieu of actual coffee table books. Great stuff for conversation starters with guests / ice-breakers with my parents' friends. I don't think they got the humor, though...
Elijah Parker
Juan Anderson
The fact that there's actual argument about voter ID shows just how retarded and backwards US is.
Christian Green
Yup. Dr. Lilly.
>remember what you mom told you about the train made me laugh, dangit
Hudson Gomez
As a US citizen, "Ayup."
Andrew Ramirez
Carter Adams
Isaac Lee
fucken group of snitches right there
Gabriel Cox
I know who you're talking about. I don't remember either. Ask /an/
Daniel Bailey
>fucking coomers
Josiah Cooper
Frankly, i AM seething that he got a nobel for being black, he didn't do anything to deserve it, not a fucking thing. If anything they should've given america the nobel, but really, just voting in a man because he's a nog, and then giving the man a prize for being a nog, that deserves a darwin award
Levi Anderson
What's up with the dogs mouth at around 25 seconds? Glitch in the matrix?
Gabriel Young
Mandella effect.
Brandon Russell
Joseph Diaz
Dominic Williams
Leo Cox
Ian Thompson
Coooooom
Austin Brooks
Lucas Sanchez
Caleb Ortiz
He came back once that pussy was ripe
Asher Parker
Never got over how profoundly excellent this one is
Liam Foster
Nigger is a very fun word to say and it’s hilarious that they put all these other words on the same level.