/mlb/ general - METROPOLITAN edition

DET: Twins ink Anibal Sanchez to one-year deal
TEX: Edinson Volquez signs on with Rangers
LAD: Dodgers make Chase Utley contract official
KC: Mets agree to two-year deal with Jason Vargas
COL: Gerardo Parra undergoes hamate bone surgery
BAL: Orioles make Andrew Cashner deal official
BOS: Report: Red Sox re-sign Nunez for one year
TOR: Blue Jays ink Jaime Garcia to one-year deal
CLE: Danny Salazar (arm) a 'couple weeks behind'
STL: Rangers say 'nothing imminent' on Oh contract
SEA: Healy down 4-6 weeks following hand surgery
SF: Giants GM won't rule out Lincecum reunion

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>poo darvish
lmao

first for Mets win division, pennant, world series

>doo darish
lmao

baseball starts soon

>first
>second post
>mest

nth for Yankees

MARINERS!

Quick poll: will the Mariners make the playoffs this year. Yes or no

Yes

>mets sign vargas

Tell me about this man. Is he worth two years?

> got to watch college ball today
> get to watch meme abl all-star vs. doosan tomorrow night
> st in less than a fucking week

Tried making something for us /mlb/

nice

youtube.com/watch?v=dT0gux7BYwc

thanks for the effort but could you please make something for an MLB team?

>Tried making something for us /mlb/
I like it! Thanks.

>YUUUUUUU
>the cubs signed this man for $150 million
what did they mean by this

Yes
The Mets too

>A new thread and still no Sorianos

Sorianos are pleb tier

He is worth 2 years as a 5 in the rotation

They meant that they won the World Series without spending $4 billion to do it, the way the Dodgers have spent this decade without winning shit.

>7 days until spring training

>They meant that they won the World Series without spending $4 billion to do it
But this deal happened 2 years after the world series. What did they mean by signing a world series choker? I thought they wanted to win another? Do they want to go back to choking?

Darvish's history of failure would would be a perfect fit for the Cubs

this pic is kinda hot
i cant be the only one right?

If Arrieta was black how fucking big would the news story be of the csub signing the chinito instead of him?

lol james shields

there would be no story idiot

BASED

It makes me so mad that he didn't try like this when he was playing.

>If Arrieta was black how fucking big would the news story be of the csub signing the chinito instead of him?
Were

How do you stop this stud? You literally can't.

How do you stop this stud? Yu literally can't

agreed

How do you stop this stud? You literally can't.

>gnats

>>gnats
Gints

>jints

>Jinx

>Jin

das it mayne

...

What are some good books about baseball, specifically history and sabermetrics? No fiction please; I'm not reading any of that Roy Hobbs shit.

2U^2

>Posting a video of Drawfs playing baseball.
They really are gnats...

I wonder what kind of off season regiment YES network put Meredith on

better be something where she loses at least 30 pounds or YES imo should cut her and try to go in another direction with regards to announcing prospects. I will continue to support and post her until the end, though. It's the yankee way

>2000x200

OK fine, faggot.

...

You now remember the James Shields trade
You now don't remember who even won the 2005 World Series because it was so insignificant

I'mplying I didn't remember it was the nogsox

James Shields lol

>TFW 50 days until the first game I attend
FUCK

Based Nazi

Does your gf like the same team that you do?

Does she have the patience to watch games with you?

>James Shields lol
Pothead

>The whole MLB gets BTFO by a nonwhite manlet Nazi

Really compelled me to contemplate.

>gf

Are you sure that's a girl

That snap is 101% autism, but mine likes whatever teams I tell her to.

>Spoiler: they're our local ones

>Vargas to Mets

>Career highlights and awards
World Series champion (2015)
All-Star (2017)
AL wins leader (2017)

Kek, Man. I hope Vargas does good, Mets fans buy Vargas Jerseys for a man who was apart of the roster that ravaged their asshole in 2015.

I always get a good chuckle when a team buys someone that was on the team that kicked their hopes and dreams.

Reminder that the cubs are going to miss the playoffs this year. screencap this.

Big if true

>implying it won't be Yankees vs Cubs WS

Vargas barely pitched in 2015 what are you talking about

Reminder the Rockies are going to win the NL West and everyone will be assblasted.

Still a royals. Still was on the 25 man roster, still will forever have a ring commemorating their victory over the NY Mets establishing them as the best expansion team.

No one gives a shit that he was on the royals. It's not like they signed Moustakas. He played no role in the Royals winning.

l m a o, still has a world series ring from that week, if it wasn't injured he'd probably have helped more too. :^)

He played a part, he won games during the 2015 season helping the royals get there, and you can say nobody gives a shit, but when he starts on the mound for the Mets he'll still own a ring

i wont be assblasted

That's legitimately the only enjoyable outcome of any team in the NL West winning tho.

I mean the NL West is easily the least likable division, maybe the NL or AL East. Dodgers, Giants, Padres, Dbags, who likes any of those teams?

>but when he starts on the mound for the Mets he'll still own a ring

If he helps the Mets win then, like I said, no one gives a shit, especially when he didn't even pitch in the playoffs and is like the 40th player one thinks of when they think of the 2015 royals.
Also this type of thing happens all the time in this sport. How new are you?

I never liked how he looks like he has fruity pebbles jammed in his frill.

NL WEST LIKABILITY POWER RANKINGS
1. Colorado Rockies
2. Tijuana Padres
>Tolerable gap
3. Dbags
>Insufferable gap
4. Jints
>Holy fuck just gas the whole organization and fanbase gap
5. Doyers

> How new are you?

absolutely seething, I mean how does it know that you guys absolutely blew the one opportunity your team had at greatness and now the Yankees will win their 28th ring before your shit franchise again.

Dinger doesn't give a FUCK about what you """think""".

81677602
>you're a yaks fan

I thought I was replying to a Roylels fan but I don't give (You)'s to your ilk.

I am a royals fan, im just saying the truth m8.

81677674
You enjoy the taste of Yak semen don't ya then?

the only better result for the nl west would be for the dads to win it all. ill be rooting for the dinos

>i wont be assblasted
Is this a Reckerpost?

Right on the money, desu.

>AL wins leader (2017)
what the fuck?

>gnats

Look at how angry you became when i mentioned the Yankees. I couldn't give a shit if they win or not, it makes people mad when they when which is absolutely fucking hilarious, I'm just pointing out at this point the Yaks have a better team than the Mets, and next season people will be swapping out their Mets hat they've been wearing for the last few years with their Yankees hat thats been in storage. Keep seething that your last relevant champion was in 1986.

3 way tie between 3 players.

>3 way tie between 3 players.
and Vargas was one of them?
who were the others? Doug Fister and Ubaldo Jimenez?

Kluber, Carrasco, and even Kershaw who was the sole NL wins leader had the same amount of wins.

@81677866
(You)

meant to give this out to (you).

81677866
I've never seen someone suck so much Yak dick before. Might as swell swap your Royals cap for a Yaks cap

holy fuck, seething so bad you @ me twice. :^)

thats pretty explicitly two posters

really tho? It's a minute apart not like the post timer is that long.

nice digits but its 57 seconds apart and the timer is 1 minute

How long has the post timer been a minute? Holy shit.

Who is this bitchy quote about and who said it:
"I think what people don't see is how much of an athlete he is. He's got his physical appearance, which is less than ideal. But obviously, he knows what he's doing out there. He's done it for a really long time."

idk I don't try to rapid fire shitpost enough to actually have to deal with it

he had a great first half of the year coming off surgery. he slowed down a bit second half, he might have good success in the national league.

old/fat