Ok Sup Forums are there any good ways to kill myself that are painless AND will look like an accident?
Don't try and talk me out of it, I've made my mind up, I'm done. But I don't want to hurt my family more than I need to so it needs to look like I didn't kill myself.
Thanks guys.
heroin
You could try the world's greatest dad approach and make it look like you asphyxiated yourself while jerking off.
heroi could be a good one
Heroin retard
Buy a fast motorbike.
If you're the girl in the pics, I'd kill u, and fuck your dead body if you're okay dying like that
I have a fast motorbike. Maybe I could go out in a biking 'accident'.
Unfortunately not. I'm a 36 year old dude.
Stupid fucking idea.
I know a guy who slammed into a tree at 100mph. He survived but broke everything on one side of his body. Was in agony for months. Needed hundreds of operations and now, years later walks about with a false arm and leg, still in pain.
Yeah at least with heroin i would just quietly slip away.
volcano bungee jumping
Whatever you do - it WILL do a lot of damage to your family and friends.
My father killed himself shortly before I was born. My older sister's mind is totally damaged for life (extreme narcissism, forever unhappy), I myself was also damaged psychologically (which I didn't realize for many years), by the change of behaviour by the rest of my family after the suicide and the continous hatred bxy my sister. We both will probably continue to pass on some of that damage to our kids. So be very careful. Whatever you do will cause damage to more people than you can imagine.
Get some counseling, and find the one who did something similar to you and your family that made you suidicial in the end. It's almost always in the family. Don't let him or her win and make you do the same to others.
But it's so hard. I just can't carry on like this any more.
For the first time in my life, and probably 20 years too late, I finally plucked up the courage to try counselling. I called the number we have from private healthcare at work. The counsellor didn't really seem to be listening, sounded like she just wanted to get rid of me as soon as she could, never set up any appointments or anything, just told me to get a new job and I would be ok. :(
If your depression comes from not having meaning in life, get a life coach. Saved my life. They literally help you find that. I mean, sure, you can kill yourself. And it sounds like, with you attempting counseling, you'd like to explore all options before giving up. I'd try a few new counselors until you have one that clicks, or just invest into a quality life coach
Stfu faggot just suffer. You deserve it
This is something I haven't paid much thought to. Is it expensive to have a life coach?
Sounds like some really dumb "counsellor" to me, but it is totally normal that you will not find the right person for this in the first try.
These people are also not perfect (everyone has some problems by themselves, very often that is the reason why they are in the business), you will have to try several to find the right one.
See it as a challenge to find one that is really good for you (you will) and to find out the flaws of the others, so that they cannot add to the damage.
Also, medication might help, too. My wife was severely depressed to a level that almost destroyed her and my family, finding the right medication (may also take some time, there is not the one stuff that is right for everyone) got her out of this. Too late for our marriage, but all of our lives are better now.
What helped me a lot is reading about psychological stuff or listening to audio books from this area. It's amazing what you can find about yourself and others as soon as you get to know the psychological mechanisms working in all of us.
Thanks user. I am currently taking 5 HTP, it has got me out of a suicidal 'funk' a couple of times before, but it doesn't seem to be working and lifting my mood this time. I went to the doctor 2 weeks ago, before calling the counsellor, and the doctor signed me off from work until the end of January with stress and depression and offered me SSRIs. I am a little worried about the side effects after reading up on them, but I think they gotta be worth a shot.
I am quite interested in psychology - I studied A level psychology when I was a lot younger.
forgot pic
If you live in a place that has sub 0 temperatures just put on very light clothes, go for s long walk where no one will find you. You will get tired, then cold, then you will dit down and go to sleep.
Game over.
moar
U got kik
I'm posting a pic with every reply user, what more do you want?
Kik to share more pics of this chick? Or to discuss good ways to go?
forgot pic again sry
Both
Deets85
But I'll be posting everything I have of her in here anyways friend.
Do you have a pic of her pussy?
I don't know you but trust me, you shouldn't do this.
You've taken a good step in trying to get counselling but don't let one moronic idiots disinterest ruin getting past this. "Get a new job hurdur" is dumb advice, how about quit your job and go do something YOU want too. Obviously you need money to survive but tell family how you are feeling lean on them to recover. No matter how badly you've ever treated them being gone from their lives forever isn't what anyone would want.
Go do something for you dude, you got this.
no puss puss i'm afraid
Thanks user. If only I could figure out what would actually make me happy I would have something to aim for. All I know is that my job, where I live, who I am, none of it makes me remotely happy.
Look, if you’re gonna check out, do us all a favour and take an asshole with you!
focus on something you have fun on Sup Forumsro. its just how it is, taking own life is admitting to the universe that u lost, and that's pretty gay.
going and learning new stuff always keeps me from becoming sad
If you are serious about it carbon monoxide poisoning is quick and painless you just fall asleep and thats it
commit seppuku OP
or drive car on booze right after removing brake fluid
Really nice girl. Who is that?
Most of these psycho-meds will take some weeks before they really change anything. Some will just not do anything, some might even be a danger for you, so make sure you are not alone while taking them. Some people around you should know about it and catch you from falling too deep, if that happens.
So - now that you have such a lot of time to spend, you might also try some things to help yourself while looking for a good counselor or life coach (and the costs for someone good don't really matter, you can't spend you're money when you're dead anyway, so...).
For a start, try doing good things for others. Start with little things, like telling other people what you like about them. That their hair or clothes look good, that you appreciate what they have done for you or others and so on, you don't have to lie at all, you just have to look for things you like and honestly tell them. If you wan't to do more, do so, help someone with real tasks or even do some social work, there is always someone around who needs help and will apreciate some. (For example, especially Now at christmas time there are so many older single people that would really just like to talk to someone, but have nobody)
Soon you will get a lot of positive responses, which will inevitably make yourself feel better.
But be aware that there are also always other people that have severe problems, that might occasionally give you a really nasty response - don't let them take you down, but see them as a case to study and enhance your psychological knowledge. Try to find the roots of their problems and maybe even a way to help them out - which is totally NOT your reponsibility, though. Everyone can only do that for himself in the end.
some random set i saved off Sup Forums
dump before u do it
that's all i have. peace out Sup Forumsros, see you on the other side
ah, bummer. see you soon user
Well, good taste. Obviously she's also having some needs that are not fulfilled completely, though. Probably she's looking for appreciation that she may not have got enough as a child.
Everyone has it's own problems, if you don't really know about them and their roots, you're lost and will be a victim to them forever.
Reading about these things helps, but in most cases you need someone else to get an outside view. It is almost incredible how blind you can be concerning your own problems, I also learned that late in my life.
You're so used to them that very often you just don't see things in your own behaviour that are clear to you in theory and might be totally obvious to others (with psycological knowledge and who know of your history) looking at you.