How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex?

How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex?

6 years

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6 months. Wife's a frigid bitch

why are you still married then?

because shes fucking someone else....

Coming up on a year :.(

10 mins ago before she went to work, love having a loyal latina wife

29.5 years
but im guessing you dont count being born as having sex, do you?

2 days

38 years

February 2007.

This.

Got divorced when my wife refused to have sex for the 3rd month in a row. The actual breaking point was when I came home from work one day and she was enjoying the fuck out of a firehouse sub I paid for. When I asked her where mine was she just laughed and said "at the store".

don't get married to raise a grown child guys

F

Almost a year.

Wednesday morning at about 4:45ish?

Last night. Love my wife. But she doesn’t suck dick except maybe once every year or two and when she does it’s terrible. But now we’re having a kid so I can’t leave her. Fug

There days ago, as a rebound, with an old ex. Huge fucking mistake, felt so bad afterwards.

how is this possible?

Friday night.

Beta

Week or two ago. I came in her hair.

Yesterday morning

Like, four months. Sometimes it sucks being single. And have standards.

2 months

maybe 2 - 3 weeks.

unless you count handjobs. in that case 2 days ago.

2-3 weeks maybe

he is a virgin and is 38 years old.

you did the right thing user. We only have one life time and wasting it putting up with someone's shit is not a way of living. I have come many times at the border of dumping my gf of 4 years, but each times she pulled herself by the bootstraps and shit's gone better. Too bad she took you for granted

2 years
We went our separate ways after 9 years and (at that time) a 2 year old. I'm enjoying being alone and not looking right now.
I've thought about hiring women just to expand my horizons and stay in the game, but i'm still happy being free.

Two weeks ago with a club slut who fucks for money occasionally. In the middle of a road trip across the US right now, but as soon as I get to SoCal next week I plan on dipping down to Tijuana for a couple nights, where I will fuck a few more hookers.

a couple of months
also, hello officer/federal officer/marketing genius

about 8 hours ago, fiancee behaves correctly.

Sorry to hear about married guys who are not habing sex for several months. Guess you guys fucked it up really bad at some point, but women can be real bitches.

idk like a week. way too long. kids sometimes make it difficult to find time to fuck. my wife needs it too. marry a spanish chick. they crave it

37 years. :-l
And probably about 30-40 years to come.

Nah just a tendency for some women here to give up on marriage as soon as they get married. Some guys do it too but the demo on Sup Forums is mostly male

4 years

>6 years
same, but i’ve had my dick sucked since then. local crack ho. couldn’t get it up to fuck but came in her mouth without warning which was alright.

A few hours

Why don't you just buy it? Seriously, there's some top notch girls out there, and there is nothing wrong with sex workers. I mean, find a 7.5/10, be honest about yourself, and go get it.

ha ha ha the joke's on you, I'm virgin!!
just like you LARPs

Not had sex since with the wife since she got pregnant. 1 year exactly.

There are people here over 50 and still virgin.

Also, there exist females over 50 and still virgin, and that's a plus because even the ugliest one can get some dicking with literally zero effort. (Hint: they're preserving for Prince Charming even if he's late)

If you're paying for it you might as well get a stunner. Only reason you should settle for a 7 is if she is well reviewed or highly skilled.

Some of us anons have regular sex. Why aren't you? There are numerous health benefits

buying sex is pathetic and cringe.
you feel you threw away your virginity but you realize you're lonelier than ever.

10 min

I know, but it requires a human femalee totally willing to have sex with me, because otherwise it's either rape or fucking a piece of plastic.

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Being a virgin at 37 is a hell of a lot more cringe than paying for sex. What in the fuck is wrong with you?

gay sex doesn't count, faggot

sometime around 30 you stop obsessing with virginity and realize that walking hand in hand, then kissing her, then cuddling, is way better than having sex.

also, once you lose virginity, you start counting days and minutes since the last time you had sex, and eventually fall for some meme (wasting your money with whores or some other degeneracy)

I mean def let your dick choose the girl, but no need to shoot your nerves practicing parallel parking in a Ferrari.
No it isn't, not giving some smoking hot girl some cash to fuck is as cucked as you can get. If you could fuck some smoking hot girl for cash, you fucking would, of course you fucking would, you're just imagining barriers in your head to cuck yourself because you're scared

A few days ago with my fiancee.

4 weeks. And i have another 3 weeks to go before i see my wife. I cant wait to bend her over, lube her asshole and just go to town

you can't compare a girl who's somewhat into you (to the point she's enjoying sex with you) with a random "hot" skank who's in only for your money (she will forget you as soon as she feels you're not anymore a large source of free money).

Sex is ultimately overrated. But you will only understand when you'll definitely stop watching porn.

can't decide if a cuck or a late 12yo summerfag.

Just very horny man

>skank who's in only for your money
That's your problem, you should have more respect for sex workers, they provide a valuable service.
I mean each to their own, if you enjoy the hunt, or if you're a 'sensitive guy' who's all about the feels then go find a gf. But, nothing wrong will exchanging cash for goods and services, especially if you're paying for discretion, or you just want no strings sex from a professional.
I don't see why people put up these barriers in their own heads about it.

1 hour

13 hours.

>when was the LAST time you had sex
>LAST time
Childbirth isn’t sex

So what's the problem? Why don't you put your dick in a woman? Do you not know where the hole is?

About 15 mminutes

Are you a wizard yet?

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Since March.

last night

must have been over a year

had my dick sucked friday though

19hours

6 hours

My wife passed away in 2008. To this day I have not even been on a date.

2 days. But that's misleading since the frigid wife only gives it up 1-2 times a month.

15 min
fuck the babysitter
wife is at work

27yold and never got laid.

okey faggot. picture or it didnt happen.

8 months ago with a prostitute. She had a funky vag, so I eventually just kicked her out.

she is asian

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I'll assume there was more to your breakup than her not getting you a sandwich.

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I guess you'll have to since youre complete shit at reading comprehension

About a year and a half

Going to fuck a hot cougar today, planning on cumming in her pussy and ass. Prior to today, I fucked a cheating housewife and filled her up twice about two months ago.

I'm sorry for your loss.

How'd you start fucking? Do you pay her more to keep quiet? More?

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Having the proportion of hispanics to whites flip does not mean replacement. It's not like a big dude comes and beats a white women over the head with a brick every time a Mexican steps foot in the state. This meme is dumb.

7 yrs here

dont pay her more one day she come from shower naked and i was on the floor.
say to her nice body. she says want you fuck. i say ok

Sorry for your loss bro. Keep your head up.

there's like 6 issues in that one post that stand out as a poor marriage and you take away the sandwich?

I don't know.

It has to be a time where:
1. She's already wet from being so horny with no stimulation, thus 3-5 days in the middle of the cycle
2. That short window must coincide with her being happy, which isn't often, in spite of being on meds for depression since childhood
3. On top of that, there can't have been any negative interaction with me for at least the previous 2 days
4. If there's the least whiff of cigarettes on me it's over

FML she doesn't work, doesn't want to and has infinite excuses for why she can't. Only saving graces are she's pretty hot for 39 and is a great mother.

Sorry for your loss.

The vow says till death do you part. I'm sure she'd want you to be happy in life. Get out there, my man.

5 hours.

1 hour. Morning ritual

3 days

Trim up your cock some and wash it. Its obviously unappealing to her. Are you circumcised? Women hate uncircumcised cock.

Lololol oh you poor faggot.

Give it 5 or 6 years and a couple of kids.

Once a month max.

2 months. My wife is full-blown preggas and I've never been less sexually attracted to her.

>Women hate uncircumcised cock.
not really

>Women hate uncircumcised cock.

Retard spotted

Does oral count as sex? If so then 3 months, the last time I had actual sex is 9 months

What color eyes ur children have?

LOL are you stupid? They really don't care. If you're happy with your mutilated, desensitized cock you had no say in, then that's on you, but don't shame people for being normal, you fucking twat.

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