Saw Star Wars last night

Saw Star Wars last night.
What an absolute steaming pile of shit that was.

I went in with zero expectations and was still let down, despite being drunk.

The stupid fucking dialogue, the overdone, incoherent plot. Ugh. What a wasted opportunity. Carrie Fisher must be pissed that her last role was in that shitshow.

:(

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The thing that gets me is that they filmed all that before she didn't, which means they where planning this shit show the whole time.

i hate it because it didn't feel anything like a star wars movie.

The colors, the dialogue, the pace of the action. There was never any real quiet like the originals had.
A movie starring only Jake Lloyd and Jar Jar fucking binks could have been better. What the fuck happened?

They cg her face bro.

She was CG'ed worse than Gran Tarkin, you would think they would have learned. That shit looked cut and pasted from old footage, that's how bad it was. Should have simply hired a look alike, then CG'ed them slightly...

And yah, it sucked...

Why did you give the Rat money?????

Imagine giving a shit about Star Wars

I POSTED IT AGAIN
kys

feminism, "Yes Man" movie directors and Disney happened.

Is it true there's some fat POC woman as part of the cast?

No

It's not really cg, it's cut up leftovers from the last jedi with scenes built around them.

No, but I'm pretty sure they included the black chick for... some reason. She didn't add anything to the movie.

It was like a toddler who had never seen a SW movie wrote the plot.

sad looking sandwich. whoever made that should be hit right in the mouth

No dawg, that's the BK Yumbo. Best sandwich BK ever had.

She will be the protagonist in some new spinoff. I guarantee it

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every single person that makes a thread saying that saw the movie and thought it was garbage is a fucking FAGGOT.
1) everyone already know it shit but the fucking op is out for (((you)))s only
2) THEY GOT YOUR MONEY! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!

I guarantee 100000 retards here will read this thread, then STILL go see the movie, then come back here and make a thread saying they hated it for all of the reasons op said.

you want to make a point? deny them your money that's ALL they care about! STUPID FUCKS!!!!!!

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Irrefutable!

I'm gonna go see it again and then make a new thread praising it

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homo you deserve to lose your money and feel cheated

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I enjoyed most of the movie faggot. A few scenes were way out of place, but 90% of the movie earned a 90% review from me. That's really the most you can hope for even in the OG star wars movies

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try harder

sounds like a lie to me