/nfl/ Alternate History

KC:Chiefs sign ex-Raiders CB Amerson for 1 year
Report: ESPN pursuing Peyton Manning for MNF
CAR:NFL closes investigation on Marty Hurney
FA:Vontae Davis visiting Cleveland on Friday
OAK:Derek Carr: Amari Cooper played hurt in 2017
CIN:McCarron the top FA QB option for the Browns?
CAR:Report: First serious Panthers bidder emerges
CIN:McCarron wins grievance, awarded free agency
FA:Vontae Davis visiting the Bills on Thursday
CAR:Report: Hurney investigation nearing an end
PIT:GM wants Le'Veon to finish career w/Steelers
JAC:Allen Robinson: Teams know what I can do

>Report: ESPN pursuing Peyton Manning for MNF

I would not watch that for anything, even if my Pats were on. That shitbag needs to go away already.

>that OP

Honestly, they and I can give two shits less about you.

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>mush mouth mouth breathers were a mistake

>lobster rolls
>mcdonalds
kys

This guy just will not go away.

This is Jimmy garoppolo new girlfriend

>girl
that dude has a very believable penis tuck

I'm so disappointed he chose a golddiger

>your team
>your FAfu
>your draftfu

iggles
Derrick Johnson
Leighton Vander Esch

This is Carson Wentz’s wife.

He's too good for this cheap girl, he should hook up with rich victoria's Seacrest models like Tom Brady did baka.

please have sex once in your life and stop fantasising about traps

browns lockup AJ on a reasonable deal.
have the freedom to draft BPA. also have the luxury to draft the franchise QB this year also.
all those 1st and 2nds could take the team to a turnaround. like the rams.

god I would love to be GM of the browns for just one fucking year.

What's wrong with these guys? They should date victoria's Seacrest models, they are the most beautiful girls one the world and also rich in their own baka

Jimmy wtf is you thinking she wants you money and fame, Taylor Hill is prefect for u dumbass

>not wanting a 7/10 christian country girl

David Amerson sucks

my house

>Buffalo would have won 4 Super Bowls in a row

>not wanting a hunting buddy for life

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Hnnnng

This thread sucks

Some idiot is going to shell out $12+ million a year for a 26 year old RB that carried the ball 400+ times last year.

>even if my pats
You're a bandwagoning faggot that lives on the other side of the country from where they play at, and you've only been a fan since 2015.

Well at least she isn't a fame whore golddiger but she ain't hot let's b honest.

>Carson Wentz met his wife on farmersonly.com

You cant make this shit up

Fuking idiot Jimmy

Shes cute.

Shut up ringless fuck. Continued that Browns tradition real well.

She doesn't look like a woman who cares about money or looks.

Wentz seems like such a nice person

I'd rather get a cb2, an edge rusher, a right guard, and two good linebackers than overpay Blount.

She's a qt, faggot. And she seems like someone you want to be around

mirrors your life and posting history

sounds eerily familiar since your retarded girlfriend is an Eagles fan

He doesn't look very happy.

Give a shit about learning English, Manuel

beecause hes gay family

(((minevich)))

All i see are two idiots

project much?

he is though

I only fuck hispanic women and traps so yeah im a fag i guess.

She's a beauty you jaded porn fapping faggot. Imagine valuing a woman past her looks.

I have a 2 paragraph essay due tomorrow and all I'm doing is thinking about my Cowboys winning it all in SB LIII.

>tfw you got 5 rings

Philthy fans will never know this feel...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

enjoy your gifted pity ring PHILTHY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have a 2 paragraph essay due tomorrow and all I'm doing is thinking about big anime tiddies

>Derrick Johnson
Yea he's a shoo in for the Ring of Honor in KC, but there's a reason the old man was released

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Looking pretty dusty

>You may have fucked my wife a couple weeks ago, but I fucked this girl back in high school 5 times.

All too easy

OH SUSANNA DON'T YOU CRY FOR ME

None have an asterisk though

>philthy fan with cuckoldry obsession
Color me chalked!

>81678971
at least post the correct trophies (You) retard

Literally all of yours do because they were from before the salary cap.

>dallas soyboys

News flash, kiddo: I've been around these parts a lot longer than you think. Just because you can search the archive for my trip and see how long I have been here doesn't mean you know anything about me.

That said, stay mad.

Oh, I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee!
Going to Louisiana, my true love for to see
Oh Susanna! Oh don't you cry for me!
For I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee
It rained all night the day I left, the weather it was dry
The sun so hot I froze to death, Susanna don't you cry
Oh Susanna! Oh don't you cry for me!
For I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee!

>b-b-but muh unfair cap :((((((((
Sounds like loser talk. Sad!

>soytimore soybirds
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mac bandwagoncomputer

Guys, my father let me burrow his old Super Bowl VHS's. I'm so amped to experience what it's like to become world champions.

Who the fuck is this Mac stupidcomputer soyboy? Making generals with tripcodes, Bradyposting, faggotry.... does every newfag think he can make a trip when he first posts here?

So it was the Cowsoy fans behind the eagles refball posts after all. Should have known. Anyway. Kiss the ring fuckers.

5 > 1*

calling mac a newfag
come on

>be underaged
>falseflag as a soyboys fan
>post pittsburgh's trophies
>still get (You)s
you people do this to yourselves

My dad told me all about him going to the parade in 93 (that's when he became a fan). It must've been real fun.

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>kiss the ring
>ring
>franchise since the 40's

Six(6)
I
X
(6)

I had no one by my side (no one by my side)
'Til this pretty young white bitch hopped up in my ride (yah, yah)
Took her to the crib and I show her how I die (how I die)
Every night, then I wake up and I'm still fuckin' high (I'm still high, yeah)

>1 lombardi (gifted by the refs on a weak down year of the league)
>85 (eighty five) years of existence
Imagine that! LMAO

Is that the real design?

Can't do that. Can't count the 40's if you're not going to count rings earned before 67. It's 1933, you fucking retard.

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No.

The side and top views don't match, dimwit.

Sorry lad. Rings when there were a total of 6 teams total, and all were full of rejects who couldnt pass an army physical back when pic related was filmed dont count.

>b-b-b-but muh overdue rang muhfugga

Let the Cowchad remind you uppity battery chucking niggers, your fluke ring AIN'T shit. Your meme season will be forgotten soon enough and all of you little bandwagoning faggots will fuck off right back to your subreddit once it's established that your Philthydelphian niggery diggery team isn't doing jack and shit next season. Come back when you aren't actually a fucking ringlet team despite being nearly a century old.

Then say they've been a team for all of Super Bowl history, or it only took them 52 years. Try not to sound like an even bigger dumbass than you already are.

Reminder that /reddit/s team won the owl and any real football fan discounts this season as a meme season

fuck the patriots

>52 years to win a ring

Sad! Guess not every team can be as successful as the Ravens. Only took them 4 years to win their first of many rings.

>2 playoff wins in 21 years
>calling anyone else uppity

*35 years
And they won 2, I wouldn't call many, then pissed off the face of relevancy.

I love the patriots

No, next year will be different.

Kek.

Post the official NFL document that substantiates your claim

>le boogieman Reddit meme

>1 fluke gifted ring off a down year despite being a "historic" franchise
>being uppity
Enjoy that 6-10 next season!

Feel free to go back now that you've given me your concession, redditgle bandwagoner.

S E E T H I N G

You cant count rings from the 40's man, they didnt even let coloreds play then

Still seething a year later I see. Not our fault you got stuck with a wife beating ewok and a meme QB, don't take it out on us. Eagles were the best team in the league.