I am now accepting boyfriend applications

I am now accepting boyfriend applications.

please submit your resume below. Prior experience is not required, but a willingness to learn and understand is preferred.

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Do you have the Gay?

Tits w/ timestamp retard

Retard thinking its a femanon.

Retard thinking gender matters

Retard drinking the kool-aid

Retard about to feel the full force of my love and acceptance despite our apparent differences

actually lolled. well played sir. well played.

Did you two just fall in love?

I like all people as long as they treat themselves, and others, with kindness and love

I don't have tits, but here's a pic from this summer

Hmm..

HMMM...

I like koolaid, but it hurts my tummy

Okay, I'm moving this resume to the top of the stack for sure

this is so cute omg

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Pls let me lick your nip and smell your armpits.

That’s it,
That’s the application

very cute
post ur kik

Sorry user, I would use Grindr if I wanted someone to sexually consume me

I'm really not interested in hookups :( I need a nice boy who can pat my head and won't get upset when I don't let him lick my butthole

I need the kind of boy where we could be mid sex and id say stop and he wouldn't even question it or get upset

Where the respectful boys at????

No you'll just ask for nudes

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you certainly look like you make great nudes,
but not my style to make demands
cute little bro scenario is great too

This’ll sound like “internet guy” but that’s still me. This site/environment, plus the topless pic is just setting a sexy tone.

That said I’m already dating an FtM so you’d be a third/poly.

Either way, you’re cute. Gl out there

I hate gays, am willing to try fisting you so hard that you explode... If that fails then we break up...

I do make great nudes, I was a semi famous camwhore for 2 years! That's why I don't really show nudes anymore. I had my fun, and felt the psychological toll xD

Now I only share them with my partner or my really really good friends. An art form that shall never die

cute.. little bro scenario? what's that it sounds neat

woaw im with an FtM, too! we're non committal but he's been really... really good to me. Like, so good that I wonder if it's real or I just expect the 'fantasy' to end soon. it hasn't ^^

I'm a very sexual person by nature but I try to limit it online because it can swiftly derail a thread

I really want a pp to play with in my life v__v; Vaginas are cool but I've played with one for 7 years and I prefer dicks they're just.. idk

boys are very challenging to try and date. They're easy to fuck, cuz that's all they seem to wanna do, but I don't like hookups I need a genuine connection to feel safe enough during sex time

I requote myself... where the respectful boys at???

I've always wanted to be a 3rd in a situation like that, it seems kinda comfy but also potentially troublesome because I don't wanna cause jealousy

Let's skip all that and just not date, user... I need some self love, not hate :( there's no shortage of hatred and it's really old and tiring, just like devil's advocates

I fucking love my ftm but I totally get you! You play games at all? I’d be your friend and play games and stuff. Do the lewds later if you end up being interested. No pressure I just didn’t expect to connect on the ftm thing

I like to hang, and will do anything with ya so long as it doesn’t defy my morals

i am very lonely
please love me

Kid you gonna get raped, in what world do you look for a relationship on Sup Forums, 11/10 retarded. I look foward to the pics of you being beheaded by your muslim boyfriend.

it's 100% a troll, notice how the pic doesnt have a timestamp and it's a Sup Forums mobile image name

I pretty much only play RPGs because people in multiplayer games hurt my heart and brain

I do RP on Minecraft tho..

Leyf#3223

This is ambiguous user.. How am I to know your morals??

I love you!
do you.. love yourself? We cannot give love if we do not first give it to ourselves. You can't fill a glass with water if your pitcher contains no water

It's a joke thread, but thank you for looking out for me! I have met many people from Sup Forums and actually only one tried to rape me in my sleep

I'm a very trusting person, which could also be called a very retarded person

Trust shouldn't be a negative quality, but it is

oooo big detective.
here's the same nipple and necklace for your huge brain user

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i'm biting for no reason
idk what you are
a man, a tranny, a transgendered whatever

I enjoy transsexuals but I don't want to be a faggot about it (touting this shit as the best thing since sliced bread and I don't care if that makes me sound homophobic or closeted like bruh, being gay isn't the only fucking topic of conversation and I am not gay)

what's up?

It's a good start, user! I don't like to flaunt or be loud about my uhhh.. lgbt-ness? either

I just prefer to keep to myself for the most part and I have so many other identities that I could pick beyond what genitals I prefer. we can not go to pride parades together

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hmm...
my philosophy is I'm alright with it only if you are

What if I find something alright that you don't??

o__o will our differences destroy our bond?

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elaborate....
I mean, if the bond is their I don't want to ruin it even if things have to be addressed. I don't do things with my booty. that's my main thing for the most part.
differences exist and I personally wouldn't like to blow things out of proportion.

Dont even know what gender you are but you look soft and hella cute. Age?

Variety is the spice of life :) That's ok if you don't do stuff with your booty. I barely do stuff with my own, but once in a while I do enjoy that

It's an excellent trait that you're willing to grow and communicate. This is a highly qualified skill for this position

Say user, would you say that you take good care of yourself? Your brain, your body, your heart?

I am 25 and have been banned from Sup Forums for posting cp (aka, my own lewds)

Tis a curse and a blessing..

Oh boy.. gender.. it's a tricky thing, really. I thought I was one, then the other, then somewhere in the middle, or maybe not at all.. but then I started to ask myself why I care, and if it matters to me

It does not ^^
I just try to focus on being myself these days without worrying about what to call it, and I don't mind what other people call me, so long as it is kind

:D

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In some areas yes, I am not a drinker but don't mind a drink every now and then, I smoke every once in a while and am in the grey area of not being addicted but being self aware enough to the point where I very well might be but don't smoke packs a day, hell, it is random to be honest.
I've realized I am self destructive and would not like any one to enable me. my brain and its energies are mainly spent on pornographic themes, Sup Forums, music, and "optimism" even in the face of drowning. my body I give to hookups and hookers. my heart doesn't really know love.

Yes and no but mainly leaning towards no.
I revolve around sex and it is my vice. I know that about myself.

You are sincere and honest. I highly respect those who are willing to paint themselves in the shadows of their own mistakes. that takes a lot of strength imo

And that's ok that you smoke sometimes, I do too even though I know it's not good for me. I don't let myself buy packs though for self control reasons. Optimism is good, even in the face of drowning. I can empathize with that a lot. I often would like to drown but for some reason I'm still swimming I guess ^^

I used to use sex as a vice too until I got hurt by a few folk pretty bad. Now I can't really get close to others without considerable patience, time, and effort. I have a lot of 'quirks' that dissuade potential partners which come with my trauma

And don't worry user, I've got like 5gb of neatly categorized anime porn in my Google drive..

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One thing about me too is, I'm 18. that 7 year difference can make or break things, assuming we were to pursue something.
I mean 7 years is a very noticeable difference, especially when it comes to the issue of maturity and life experience.