Slopestyle Finals

Women's Freestyle Skiing Slopestyle Finals

AKA QT Deathslope

BLOOD FOR THE SLOPE GOD

what is that trick called? I see a lot of women doing it

Let’se goe!

let's go lads, slopestyles coming home

I like how she just continues skiing until she realizes her skies are actually gone.

Also, GO TIRIL AND JOHANNE I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

Suspecting this will end up as the USA USA USA thread

Varial McFaceplant

Who /Montana/ here

swede grill was outclassing most in the qualifiers

wew this commentator sounds like he's commentating on golf

is russian groper coming back

>she got hit in the fucking head by that
kek

based

there's an oar in the finals, so probably

These are some uneventful tricks.

No chance, USA’s brave Maggie will win

How many runs they doing?

GROPED.com

Three I think

>russian coach groping the 16 year old

just started watching. Who's winning and who's expected to win?

Hoefflin has some sick jumps

>goddamn millennial commentator's cultural reference for pleather is Britney Spears instead of Def Leppard

fuck this asshole

>NBC

>BBC

Devin a solid 7

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people were ripping on the female snowboard slope style competitors for being shit because they were women, but I'm thinking they were shit because they are snowboarders

>amerifallovers

neither of BBC commentators are millennials

I'm using CBC, idiot.

why are you so desperate for people to like you.

HUGE double

mathilde a cute

This, the skiers are doing fine. It was also super windy though.

then why the fuck is he apparently so gay for Britney Spears?

easier to land on skis, are you new to this?

Johanne no ;_;

I ski and snowboard. It's not any significant amount easier to land on skis than on a board.

>Kill it

NORGE BTFO

a world champion snowboarder just won a gold medal in alpine skiing that she was just trying for the laughs, she only debuted in skiing in 2016

OH WHAT THE FUCKING HELL

I do both as well, and I've always felt it's easier to land on skis because your feet aren't in fixed positions from eachother

KILLI
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lol

lul

Need higher speed on those rails, girls.

I thought Norway was good at skiing

LMAO

you silly bloody yank

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>only do the down part of the rail
>still fall

embarrassing

That's fair. I think rails are a ton easier for snowboarders though.

Please clip that last fall that just happened.

Spinning, it's a good trick

this sport is fucking atrocious

literally no one is any good at it

>juicy fruit layout on that mustache

>that usa 8

i bet i could get more than 5 points and ive never skied in my life

how to win gold: literally don't crash

juicy fruit

>be Nordic
>fall down

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We don’t really have a chance here, despite our media trying to shill otherwise

>be best in quals
>fucking fall

Don't you lads ski to work though? We cycle to work and we do pretty well in that.

SLOPE STYLE BUT MY DICK LONG
STANK PUSS AND U SLOPE FALL

>we've run an effective doping program for the last 8 years or so

Why do so many women fall compared to the men?

We don't dope, we just have round wheels.

Its not doping if you don't get caught, Bruce

>pray4yuki

>beefs it on the last jump after a good run again

Maggie why

ACTUAL quote from a BRITISH MAN regarding doping in BRITISH cycling:

"We don't dope" [sic]

EAMU

at least she waited to fall after she was done

>falling after the run is done

>quality jibbing
>falls on the runout

and a lot of cyclists with asthma

>just saw the last 3 girls
>all of them fell down
for what purpose?

>women

>born 12 july 2002 (15 years)

What the actual fuck

Id be cheering for Ledecka but we are at war with the Czechs right now.
this.

BONGS DID IT

THEY GOT GOLD!!

We have a lot of pollution desu

>women
Actually man... it's...

>girls

>born after the salt lake games
Can't wait for 2022 where people born after Torino will be competing.

red gerard did it too

put your boner away

#Pray4Yuki

>she fucking won a bronze at the X-Games
>at 15

Fuck, I'm not old enough to even remember either of those games. I didn't really watch the Olympics growing up though.

>the absolute state of women

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good job yotsuba

F

>UNDERAGE B&

I shiggty diggity people who don't remember the Lillehammer Olympics