How many of you are secretly celebrities? Be truthful now

How many of you are secretly celebrities? Be truthful now.

In a few years.

I'm Taylor Swift.

shatner here, I am that CRAZY uncle!

I'm Angelina Jolie. AMA

Mr. OP, I'm CIA

William Shatner confirmed he browses Sup Forums on Twitter. What boards does he visit?

Sup Forums

I bet he browses a shit ton out of Sup Forums porn threads

I, for one, am not a celebrity *wink wink*

Alright user, who are you?

i'm gay

guess which celebrity i am

Max Landis

shia here stop trying to fuck with my art projects you virgins

I'm Lucy Liu.

I wonder what he thinks of all the screencaps of George Takei's tweets

You know who I am.

Trips confirms

Please be my gf

I'm Doug Walker, electronic celebrity

How does it feel knowing you're in the best Sherlock Holmes adaptation since Jeremy Brett, but most people are plebs and like Sherlock instead?

Did you and Winona ever "experiment"?

Nicholson here. You kids are perverts.

I make cummies for you every day mommy, when are you going to adopt me!

we already know Paul Dano and deadmau5 browse here

I once saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store.

Do tell

Lucy here. It sucks, but I try not to let it bother me.

I had a small part in an independent movie that hasn't been released, and none of you will probably ever see it. It's not very good, at least the rough cut I saw wasn't. It starred a woman who you've also probably never heard of, but she's married to a guy who used to be very big in Hollywood.

Mr Peter Jackson here. Why do you hate my beloved children - Hobbit movies?

Mike Pence here, heh, you guys are hilarious, didn't know this was an appropriate forum for famous people.

Any quick questions?

Was he holding 3 cokes?

I'm Jeffrey Tambor. Hello everyone.

Who are you?

no he was holding fifteen milky ways

I'm the recently elected Vice President of the United States of America!

Who are you, friend?

>mfw half of /tv really is celebs

Are your electrical superpowers a natural gift or did you somehow gain those powers later in life?

>Chris Evans and Ben Afleck insult each other's movies anonymously

Well, they're a little of both. I was born with a deep hatred of sexual deviants, and an old plan from Nicky Tesla was used to harness it into electrical devastation.

>elected

I am Trent Reznor
AMA

I'm not Dane Dehaan, of course

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Is there any way I can convince you to be sad and edgy again so your music can be good again?

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Rayan Reynolds.

I'm the dubs guy

Well, at first I couldn't believe it was him, but once I made eye contact I immedietly knew. He quickly noticed my interest and made his way towards me, walking in a brisk waddle-kinda way. I noticed he had a bag of dried beans in his hand and nothing else. I attempted to address him formally, but he cut me off in a abrupt "closing hand" gesture. I stood dumbfounded and at a loss for words.
"You drive?", he suddenly asked me, still making eye contact.
Not sure if he was making a joke or not, I simply blurted out "yes".
He then made the hand gesture again, except this time he followed it with a peculiar quaking sound. It sounded throaty, like some kind of goose, and I noticed his lips barely moved when he made it. At this point I tried to excuse myself, as the awkwardness of the situation was beginning to draw on me. Unfortunately as soon as I opened my mouth he once again made the gesture with the quaking sound. My face was now turning beet red, and I suddenly felt strangely intimidated. Without a second thought I bolted towards the exit. I heard him running after me, quacking sounds and all. Suddenly feeling for my life, I started into a full-on sprint. Almost at the exit, I turned and saw Gosling at my heels, gesturing with both hands while quaking violently. The last thing I remember passing through the exit and onto the street is the feeling of pebbly beans bouncing off of my back body. I sprinted away, but it seemed he gave up the chase at the doors. Once I got home I took off my jacket, only to jump up startled as If I had just seen a ungodly spider crawling across the floor; it was a stray bean that had caught in my hem and fallen out to the floor. I tried planting the bean, but for some reason it never grew.

Fucking all of them?

>yfw at least one of these is genuine

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ohh myyy gawd

wew

James Woods here 1488

>cunnyposters are the actual photographers

I used to hang out this one tube synch site and their was one used who would never under any circumstances post pictures of himself or get on webcam with us and then later drunkenly claimed he was a B-level celeb who had been in HUGE movie around 2012.

peter your movies are midget shit - kill yourself

I'm a b list internet celebrity

I actually believe this post. James Woods is based AF and he probably posts on Sup Forums daily

i believe this because an internet "celebrity" would indeed consider themselves b-list when they're not even on... the waiting list? ecelebs btfo

>deadmau5
>celebrity

Well he's a chantard turned "celebrity", still counts.

I am really famous irl ama

Louis CK here. The cuck stuff is just an act, I'm actually pretty alt-right.

Which guy are you?

Not a guy. Why are you guys obsessing over my neck? You know it's not normal, right?

Roastie GTFO

Hi, my name's steven

did you snatch them

Heh heh, old Stevey King posting here as usual.

Looking forward to the new IT!

I'm not that Steve King, I'm the other one.

Stop making Rick and Morty threads you fuck!

I am

ryan seacrest?

I'm the plus size one

Taylor used to post on Sup Forums seven or 8 years ago. Wouldn't shock me if she was still using Sup Forums.

Shatner's Jewish. He'd be incapable of Sup Forums

I wonder how many adults in the industry played with Shia's pee pee before he was fifteen. I'll bet the number's higher than three.

James Woods has always been a god among men.

Im Oliver Graves, Im a not famous comedian, but I have been in talks with some TV studios about potential prospects.

>best Sherlock Holmes adaptation since Jeremy Brett
Fucking, thank you!

Timestamp with a part of your nice house in the background or gtfo

no joke i am ACTUALLY Samuel L Jackson
AMA

Travolta?

Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums and /lit/

Milo is that you?

I'm Michelle Obama.

I'm browsing Sup Forums on my Blackberry while I nibble on celery sticks in my kitchen.

Ask Me Averything

How many white women have you fucked?

I almost believe some of these.

Niggers and faggots are not welcomed here moochell

Christian Bale here, check these

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Damn

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Welcome home.

just 1...
your mum

plz be my ai gf