/biathlon/ aka chicks with guns

Today, Best. Discipline. Ever. Women's Mass Start

Schedule:

>10.02 12:15 Women's 7.5km Sprint - Winner: Laura Dahlmeier
>11.02 12:15 Men's 10km Sprint - Winner: Arnd Peiffer
>12.02 11:10 Women's 10km Pursuit - Winner: Laura Dahlmeier
>12.02 13:00 Men's 12.5km Pursuit - Winner: Martin Fourcade
>15.02 09:15 Women's 15km Individual - Winner Hanna Öberg
>15.02 12:00 Men's 20km Individual - Winner Johannes Thingnes Bo

>17.02 12:15 Women's 12.5km Mass Start
>18.02 12:15 Men's 15km Mass Start
>20.02 12:15 Mixed Relay
>22.02 12:15 Women's 4x6km Relay
>23.03 12:15 Men's 4x7.5km Relay

Last chance for BASED Kaisa to win a well deserved Gold medal.

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Gimme gold in reparation for Fourcade choke pls

Start list:

>1 DAHLMEIER Laura GER 1
2 OEBERG Hanna SWE
3 OLSBU Marte NOR
>4 KUZMINA Anastasiya SVK 2
5 VITKOVA Veronika CZE
6 BESCOND Anais FRA
>7 KAISA FIN 3
>8 WIERER Dorothea ITA
>9 DOMRACHEVA Darya BLR
>10 HERRMANN Denise GER 4
>11 BRAISAZ JUSTine FRA
12 SEMERENKO Vita UKR
>13 VITTOZZI Lisa ITA 5
14 SEMERENKO Valj UKR
>15 HONZ Vanessa GER
>16 FIALKOVA Paulina SVK 6
17 BRORSSON Mona SWE
>18 ECKHOFF Tiril NOR
>19 SKARDINO Nadezhda BLR 7
20 CADURISCH Irene SUI
>21 DORIN HABERT Marie FRA
22 AKIMOVA Tatiana OAR 8
>23 HAECKI Lena SUI
24 CHEVALIER Anais FRA
25 PERSSON Linn SWE 9
26 KRYUKO Iryna BLR
>27 GASPARIN Elisa SUI
28 PREUSS Franziska GER 10
29 DAVIDOVA Marketa CZE
30 HOJNISZ Monika POL

>marit björgen
nothing to see here folks. no doping here whatsoever

Nth for Kaisa

Good day to you other biafags also

Don't mind if I do.

Mass start hell yeah

Last chance for olympic medal for Kaisa in her career.

*blocks your path*

Dubs and Öberg medals, trips and poor Mäkäräinen doesn't choke horribly as per usual

wtf i love sweden now

>kaisa missarainen

Can I get a basic gestalt on the rules?

Finland for gold. Hopefully Norwegian silver and swedish qt bronze.

Can't wait for the men's relay.

ski fast, shoot good

>kaisa ramlarainen

Serious question, how do I get a Dorothea-esque gf?

I speak Italian

Be Chad

Just be yourself

Find one with a brain damage

Take a shower

Tiril is weird

she's not that hot, she's just a slut who craves attention.

and cute

FUCKING LOVE THESE SPORTS

*wins gold in mass start*

>a choker
>strange, and not the good kind of strange
If she wasn’t kind of cute she’d have no redeeming qualities

Mass start is the best

What is a Goldhamster called in your language?

any qts I should be aware of?

post link to 1080p/4k iterviews of Stina and Oberg, ALL YOU HAVE
now you remmeber kaidas

Guldhamster

How many shots will kaisa miss today?

How the hell does this work? How can 30 people be starting at the same time? There aren't enough shooting stalls?

qt's are memearrow'd

Öberg, Domracheva, Dorothea Wierer, Öberg

Too many to mention desu

eurosport.se/os/

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Wow did Vonn get completely cucked out of a medal at super G earlier?

>Dahlmeier and Kuzmina
>not Oeberg

just like in real life

ÖBERG
B
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G

No she fucked up badly

And the fact that she seriously fucked up and went off course and still manage to come 6th shows how much faster than the rest she must've been going

this OG spoiled Oberg to casuals like you, sad
but happy for her gold

>Akimova

I said qts are memearrow'd not all memearrow'd are qts.

Can't wait till they shoot lying. AMAZING ass shots.

>öberg is suddenly the most popular
I have no problem with this tbqh

How long does this last?

more like mASS start amirite

If Kaisa chokes I will kys.

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CASUAL BUD

Is Kuzmina the biggest choker of the olympics?

By far and long the quickest times every race yet chokes it away at the shootings every single time. She should be absolutely dominating this sport but somehow manages not to.

what do you lot see in her?

>B O O T Y S H O T
>O
>O
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kaisa is up there, she has 2 overall titles and is currently 2nd place and 0 Olympic medals.

>get new job
>work 4pm to 0.30am but takes 30 mins to get there and back
>fall asleep at 1.30am-2am after watching a bit of TV
>wake up at 10am
>have barely over 5 hours of actual free time to use for something, make food, shower, do groceries, clean, etc.
So this is life as a wage slave. At least I can watch Biathlon right now I guess.

rip in peace bro
u will b missed 5-ever

Just don't let the krauts get another gold tbqh

She's cute

I like her hair

>DAVIDOVA Marketa
The cutest competitor here.

Honestly, I even found Anja Paerson qtier before she went whale mode.

Finland pls

My cock if you know what i mean

This.

Prepare your noose

rip

Remember to call someone before you do so they can clean up the mess.

>Is Kuzmina the biggest choker of the olympics?

That would be Kaisa.

Kaisa plz

PRONE SHOOTING
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what the fug kuzmina

NOOO LAURA

kuzmina no

Wew kuzmina

>Honz

Ivan on suicide watch

>Kuzmina

WTF give others a shot at least

BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS BE LA RUS

ÖBERG

Davidova and Vitkova CLEAR
also
>Anastasia Kuzmina
>slovakia

>DAHLmeir

WTF, everyone's so clean

Go Norway
Go Sweden
Go Finland
NO Germany

>dat shooting by Kuzkuz

>finnish system the Kurvinen system

more like a Finnish-Polish co-production.

>Anastasia Kuzmina
>slovakia
Shesnt?

Šipulins sister

she was born in Russia
you tell me

go kaisa

I really hope Kaisa finally gets a medal.

All the top qts are in front chasing Kuzmina this is great.

aka Magic Unicorn Rifle Girl.

singles and kuzmina wins

It's nice at least one Polish biathlete managed to qualify to a mass start event.

I miss Sikora.

Calling a LATE Kuzmina choke

srsly?

Didn't you know? She's way hotter than him though.

Imagine having one of the best biathlon courses in the world and not producing a single top athlete.

Hamster is toast, so Herrman will win

>dahlmeier

for fucks sake you are ruining my gold predictions

we are gonna get only maybe 11 or 12 golds at this rate

She had been competing for russia until 2010 i think.