Chelsea vs Barcelona

So what's going to happen?

Barcelona are running away with their league.

Chelsea have been out of form for 2 months but have been heavily injured and not had a proper striker for a month, now look like they're getting back at it and almost their whole squad is fully fit.

Barcelona are favourites based on form but Chelsea have a lot of tools to hurt Barca and are consistently their bogey team.

Thoughts?

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skysports.com/football/news/11668/2368373/angry-messi-we-hate-chelsea
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dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3640062/European-draws-rigged-Ex-FIFA-president-Sepp-Blatter-claims-seen-hot-cold-balls-used-aid-cheats.html
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Giroud vs Messi

I don't know, you tell me

the ref won't give any yellow to chelsea players, then a barça player will be sent off for no reason and then chelsea fans will cry refball cause the ball touching an armpit wasnt a penalty

Is this from opposite world?

fucking kek

this

It only fits the narrative of the assmad customers.
No one talks about Inter-Barca or Malaga-Dortmund, ever.

>Malaga-Dortmund
They both had an offside goal, what's there to talk about?

I love that y'all still are this butthurt about that. I remember it as one of the best nights in my life as a Barcelona supporter. I really liked how the Spanish commentator in the video I link below put it after Iniesta's goal

>Goal by Andres! The God of football has just come down to Stamford Bridge! That wasn't Andres Iniesta! It was the God of football justice! Because mezquindad (something like nastiness, maliciousness) cannot be rewarded, but Barcelona's faith and bravery can!

youtube.com/watch?v=Iay8NAtW5hY

Basically, Chelsea's scummery, especially when playing at Camp Nou, made lose the round. A great goal, a great narration and a great butthurt.

That's exactly my point, you only saw the those "goals", not everything else.

Both legs will be 0-0. Conte will play some madman defensive formation, but Barca will still go through on pens after Morata bottles it in the shootout

>spanish rose-tinted specs

Everyone knows that the Spanish teams get the 'rub of the green' when it come in European competitions. it's been going on for over a decade now (at least blatantly), do you even
watch football?

>Bravery

you mean diving and cheating? kek

comes to*

and all this british butthurt just makes it better

btw, we are Catalans

You shouldn't make images like this if you don't know the rules.

On just the handball, it doesn't matter if it was unintentional, the rule is having your arm in an unnatural position, otherwise players would just stick their arms out whilst defending in those situations. The ref saw it (the entire stadium too) and chose to ignore it because UEFA wanted a Messhit Penaldo final.

But chelsea were the ones that got a barça defender sent off by blatantly diving.

el meu negre

The FIFA rule book (Laws of the Game 2014/2015) defines it as:

“Handling the ball involves a deliberate act of a player making contact with the ball with his hand or arm. The referee must take the following into consideration:

• the movement of the hand towards the ball (not the ball towards the hand)

• the distance between the opponent and the ball (unexpected ball)

• the position of the hand does not necessarily mean that there is an infringement

• touching the ball with an object held in the hand (clothing, shinguard, etc.) counts as an infringement

• hitting the ball with a thrown object (boot, shinguard, etc.) counts as an infringement”

chelshit BTFO

>btw we are catalans
Top kek soyboy

messhit btfo

I said it in a thread yesterday, Conte will act like a retard and start Bakayoko and Morata despite the fact that the former is horrible and that Giroud was involves in 3 goals vs Hull while Morata was virtually invisible when he came on as a sub. This will lead to Chelsea losing. At least he might not start Cahill

>So what's going to happen?
chelsea are going to get smashed to fucking pieces obviously

Bakayoko will play and lose chelesa both games

Involved*

I don't know why you think this disproves anything. Pique had his arm sticking out for 3 seconds, any other ref would deem it deliberate. You'd have a lot more credibility if you didn't deny the most obvious penalty in the history of football was a penalty, it just makes you look stupid

quite hilarious it's usually a clueless mong that goes around telling others they don't know the rules before getting btfo

btw check these rocchi refballed halal dubs

AND THE CHELSEA FANS COVER THEIR EYES IN HORROR!

>check the rules!
>rules say something different
>I don't see how it disproves anything!
sad

>the position of the hand does not necessarily mean there is an infringement

The key word is necessarily. The ref would use their discretion to make the call and that ref ignored it. Maybe try and comprehend the rules you quote

>Handling the ball involves a deliberate act of a player making contact with the ball with his hand or arm.

Zero credibility, but you can say refs always get it right when you benefit from the for 10 years

yes, it's all to refs discretion while you said it was a clear penalty according to the rules, which it is not

Stop pretending you have a clue about the rules (you don't) and you didn't say it was a clear penalty according to the rules (you did), you fucked up and were wrong both times

What butthurt? I just laugh at your delusion, it's pathetic.
Catalan mean shit to me until you gain independence mate, you're Spanish as far as the rest of the world are concerned :)

Btw 5 teams still in Europe, Paco

Literally Spanish

>Btw 5 teams still in Europe, Paco
?
just for all of them to get BTFO again?

Literally Spanish

lmao fuck farca but I wouldn't mind them winning its about time we have a Barca - Madrid final

yeah I fuck the eplel pls win farca

It's always funny how Mexiroaches are so pro Spain when Spaniards see them as filthy parasites no matter how much they kiss their ass
Filthy brown beaners

draw in the first leg
home win in the second

i hate chelsea so i hope they get a good dicking

t. el ogro de las Américas

giroud and hazard are going to tear apart that backline

just imagine hazard up against Sergi Roberto?

HAHAHAHAHHAH

this is quite true

>btw, we are Catalans
keep telling yourself that

What's your favorite goal Messi scored against Chelsea lads?

I like that one where it hit the bar

>Unintentional handball. Arms are extended in order to protect one's own head

If that were true I would be a halal bandwagoner like the parasites who are here and should be in your shithole
Filthy spic

john terry used to do this like 5 times a game and get away with it

La creatura autistica...

portuguese are spanish too

t.

does scotish and english means shit too cause they are not independent nations?

scotland is englands rightful clay desu

If we're going to do the microanalysis bullshit

Defender's entire leg collides with Drogba's leg that's controlling the ball forcing him into a mistake before the defender's taken the ball. Drogba touches the ball first knocking it to his right so he's definitely the one who had possession of the ball. Foul and so penalty.

Defender's pushing Anelka's back with his hand. Defender literally grabs Anelka's shirt pulling it taut in second frame. Foul and so penalty.

Ball travels a large distance towards Pique, satisfying the • the distance between the opponent and the ball (unexpected ball) rule. Since Anelka's flicking the ball around the player, Pique's hand is also therefore moving towards the ball, satisfying • the movement of the hand towards the ball (not the ball towards the hand). Outstretching only one hand that far for that long when it's the hand between the ball and the goal is also plenty of case to say it was a deliberate attempt.

So 4 penalties out of 6 should have been given. Pique's handball is actually one of the most obvious incidence of handball you'll ever see.

what's with Cubans and their hatred holy shit

Such bravery and heart, true gentlemens :'^)

>reddit spacing
back to where you came from

cry more alfonso

this is what PEAK qatar delusion looks like

Bakayoko is confirmed injured for the first leg, so Chelsea's chances are improved dramatically. Chelsea's only real injury.

metro.co.uk/2018/02/16/chelsea-fans-rejoice-antonio-conte-confirms-tiemoue-bakayoko-not-ready-barcelona-clash-7319737/

Is Chelsea - Barcelona a proper rivalry? They always provide very memorable games

kek, by who?

Finally, the top teams from England are actually representing the country for the first time in over a decade and the rest of Europe are quaking in their boots as a result. use the Juve vs Tottenham game for citation.

its one of those one sided ones. chelsea despise barca but barca dont care about it

skysports.com/football/news/11668/2368373/angry-messi-we-hate-chelsea

its become an european classic cause we have fight each other almost every year
madrid for example has never faced chelsea

It riles Barcelona up a lot but Chelsea don't particularly care much about it.

it's the same you do every world cup, you think that "this year is our year, la" and then cry and look for excuses when you get BTFO

it seems liverpool supporters are a good representation of every english supporter

>Madrid has never faced Chelsea

This is really remarkable actually that they've never clashed.

Good post

Yeah. Incredibly surprising, too
eurosport.es/futbol/champions-league/2014-2015/reconocen-ayudas-al-real-madrid-en-las-primeras-copas-de-europa_sto4676119/story.shtml
dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3640062/European-draws-rigged-Ex-FIFA-president-Sepp-Blatter-claims-seen-hot-cold-balls-used-aid-cheats.html

our year is a meme m8

well, madrid has only had to fight one real team in 4 years, guardiola's bayern, that was the key to win three champions

madrid was out of the round of 16 for five straight years and then they only fought literal whos like shalke or bremen

>schalke
>literal whos
I remember that match in the 2014-15 season when madrid won 2-0 to schalke away then lost 4-3 at home. They advanced all the same but that was surreal.

Yeah, a struggling Halal being a fucking shit that needed to refball against the japanese Kashima Antlers turns the fourth team in Germany a good team of Premier top 4 level

racism has no place on my spee!
catalonia dindu nuthin!

Don't forget about Lampard not having a red card since way early on the Camp Nou match

Chin pin nik dok small chink dong Halal gook good pon

...

sorry i dont speak muslim, long live catalonia btw!

Lol fuck off, Tebas, you fat fuck

All I have to say is: Thank fucking christ Bakayoko is injured, because you know Conte would fuck up and include him in the starting 11.

I could see Conte going with this line-up:
Courtois
Azpilicueta Christensen Rüdiger
Moses Fàbregas Kanté Alonso
Willian Morata Hazard

>1-3
>4-1

easy barca win

Can Courtois pull a Cech in this tie, lads?

Bitch, please. Everyone said that same shit in 2012, and look how that turned out for Barca... Messi crying like a little girl.

Chelsea through is the result Sup Forums deserves.

Hands!!!

chelsea had players like lampard and drogba back then

now they have hazard and little else

i unironically hope pakilona slides into the sea with all its residents and tourists, and that they die in horrific pain while being eaten by sharks

>Banter
>Going over your head

Pick two.

CHEALTSI FAGs BTFO

lmao I can imagine the glorious butthurt Chelsea caused you in 2012 when they got their sweet revenge against muh best side ever

the absolute STATE of barcafags.

just admit that we have ALWAYS been the good guys, REGARDLESS of our actions.

Messi crying was quite fun to see.

Is Kante back? If so Messi will be somewhat neutralized (if Kante doesn't have one of his increasingly frequent stinkers).

On the whole though, Chelsea really seem hopeless. Man to Man they're worse. Team vs Team they're way worse. Suarez will toy with Cahill and Luiz, and can just stay away from whichever side of the field Azpi is in. If Baka starts then Chelsea might as well have no midfield. Barca's attacking fullbacks have much more pace and threat than Chelsea's wing-backs so Chelsea might as well have no width going forward.

It's looking really grim for Chelsea. I'd say they should set out to keep their dignity let alone get through to the QF.

>is kante back

yes

>suarez will you cahill and luiz

wrong, Suarez never played good against them and besides, they will start with Azpie, Rudiger and Christensen - all top defenders

>if baka starts

injured

See suarez nutmeg on Luiz, and repeated powering through cahill.

Baka's injury is good news. Rudiger is a meme. He was recked against barca when at Roma and will be rekt again. Christensen is an unknown quantity. Still, with no baka, maybe the tie will be worth watching.

La liga is a mickey mouse league populated by retards, retards and cringeworthy foreigners like ray hudson fawning over "le best league in le world"

Total joke of a league not to mention rigged given the state aid provided by the spanish govt to farcelona and halal

Chelsea have been wank but i still back them to go through against these clowns