If you could only fuck one celebrity for the rest of your life, who would it be?
If you could only fuck one celebrity for the rest of your life, who would it be?
Adam Smith
Luke Johnson
looking at that image just gives my cock depression fucking ugly bitch on the right
Nolan Ward
Bridget Powers
Samuel Nguyen
Anthony Thompson
Betty white
Nolan Phillips
Someone's into gilfs
Carson Edwards
Selma Hayak
Zachary Cooper
Gggilf
Justin White
Isaiah Jenkins
Marisa tomei
Christian Perry
That bitch has like a billion dollars and looking like Marlon brando at 37
Owen Campbell
Gabriel Wilson
Nathan James
Adam Edwards
check her now though.
Asher Robinson
Jose Reyes
I want to blunt Emily
Eli Morris
Preferably a threesome
Owen Taylor
Nathaniel Carter
Ethan Nelson
This milf
Xavier Gonzalez
Billie Elish as a slave.
Jonathan Powell
Ageless freak.
Wyatt Walker
AGE 54
Kayden Reyes
what? Learn how to write before posting your shit in here, you fucking faggot.
Parker Fisher
Has consistently looked to be in her mid 20s
Matthew Morgan
fridge pic inc
Nathaniel Baker
Go away with this nigger lover.
Wyatt Sanders
Nolan Peterson
Honestly, ya, good pick.
Julian Lee
Suck a dick bitch
Adrian Carter
Dylan Cox
Gotta be someone Asian and fit. They tend to age VERY well. Pick someone with big tits and they will be down to her waist by age 40. Just look at before and after pics of Susan Sarandon.
Aiden Anderson
test
Oliver Wood
Yes wow did she age well. Still looks very good. Susan Sarandon too of course.
Tyler Martin
Jesus Christ
Nathaniel Cruz
unironically Dakota, I would wife and breed this princess
Ian Johnson
I will be happy to answer that question with a definitive and informed answer if you would kindly arrange it so I may first spend a month with and have sex with my top 50 celebrity candidates. Sometimes the best looking women are the most annoying and the worst in bed.
Also, check out the huge spider I saw in the bathroom today!
Mason Peterson
william defoe
Christian Diaz
I want to be Nicki's sex slave for the rest of my life
Joshua Reyes
Eli Perry
Bump for moar
Robert Sullivan
Willem Defoe you fucking chimp
Justin Torres
Lol that's exactly why I don't like women with big tits, if I were in a relationship with them the tits would be a mess by 35. Do you think latinas age well too? I guess the best way to find out how your gf will look is to look at their mother.
Grayson Ward
Dominic Jenkins
Who dat?
Grayson Hughes
Matthew Diaz
Kate Beckinsale
Michael Long
Great choice
Sebastian Torres
Kate Beckinsdale
Camden King
As long as I can be her toilet slave
Brandon Jackson
Patricia Heaton
Samuel Jenkins
goddamn blondes are putrid. never seen one over the age of 35 I wanted to fuck.
Colton Thompson
Not sure who she is but that is fucking nasty!!
Isaac Powell
Gay.
Luke Gomez
Fergie
Camden Thomas
Noah Walker
Hngggg Christina Hendricks is so hot I would fuck the shit out of her every day forever
Elijah Bell
This bitch has looked 25 for the last 25 years.
Kevin Reed
She got hotter. I would fuck the tits off that cumslut piggy
Jonathan Sanchez
Willem Dafoe you stupid troglodyte
Adrian Ramirez
you need to get your eyes checked, boomer
Kayden Gray
like in dog years?
Camden Jones
Zooey Deschanel
>39
Austin Reyes
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Taylor needs to be held down and given a hard dry anal while she screams, maybe that will cool her stuck up ass down.
Lucas Rivera
I bet that basic bitch reeks of tap bath water.
Xavier Torres
None of them. Absolutely none of them.
Luke Sanders
Owen Anderson
She looked old af for a 22 year old
Luis Kelly
Jacob Jones
"Heres what I want you to do, just keep looking at the ground for no fucking reason and also look disinterested"
Nathan Cruz
Kek
Christian Collins
blondes are only good for BLACKED porn.
Evan Mitchell
Shakira in her prime
Eli Young
Austin Perry
Fuck it, she's still smoking. Shakira now
Camden Harris
Nah, now she just looks like a 50 year old trying to look 20
not hot
Samuel Peterson
Are you fuckin kidding me? I defy anyone to find one woman who went from early 20s to late 40s and looks this good. Jessica Simpson, who was arguably hotter in her prime, was just on this board. In fifteen years she looks like a melted snowman. Jennifer Aniston looks really good, but thats probably the only comparable celeb with 25 years still hot. Courtney Cox looks like shit. Every single porn star from 1995 looks like roadkill. Cindy Crawford still looks good, but starting to fade. Mariah Carey looks like a bloated corpse. J Lo is barely holding it together. Pam Anderson is completely fucked up. Drew Barrymore looks like a bag of wet dogs. And for the record, most of them were on the cover of Playboy in 1995. The only girl from that era, probably the top of the heap, was Kathy Ireland, and you can include Christy Brinkley in there, too. But they're officially old. You think Taylor Swift will hold up, maybe. Miley Cyrus has the right bone structure to have a nice face for a long time. But your current slam pigs, they'll be lucky to make thirty. Look at Demi Lovato. She flamed out from eating a fucking donut and a hundred pounds of heroin at 26. You people don't know what the fuck you're even talking about.
Mason Myers
Check the nudes. Her body is fucking nasty and she’s a filthy Jew. Into the oven she goes.
Anthony Hill
Mah man!
Michael Davis
user that's sad dream bigger dude
Eli Jenkins
Hudson Ross
Bro, Hallee looks like a used up pajeet, you fucking X-Men Logan cuck faggot!
Easton James
39 and still going strong
Parker Gonzalez
This looks like the kind of shit they find when they finally catch serial killers
Nathan Taylor
Mindy my Queen. Would be her slave forever!
Carter Reed
I don't watch your superhero faggot movies, they're made for confused twinky poofs experiencing their first boner.
Henry Edwards
When was this? is there more?
Carter Lopez
Not famous, retard
Alexander White
Jessica Nigri isn't famous?
Jose Young
I'm not gay but I would lick superman's shaft on meth.
Jack Hernandez
Eww, Jesus. She was fugly fifteen years ago. Theres a reason chicks like her were genetically built to shit while squatting.
Isaiah Torres
Some of us prefer smaller tits. I'd take kstew over this walking pillow any day.
Robert Adams
Would then, would now.
Ian Diaz
You're as gay as a pink Schwinn.
Jonathan Russell
I concur
Camden Mitchell
I respect this pick
Eli Mitchell
Would'ja?
Joseph Phillips
Since this gentleman of taste and character already put forth the name I would have chose, I have decided to go another route:
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Austin Roberts
yea