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no curling thread? really lads?

>Women's Round Robin Session 6
>11:05 - 14:00 GMT

>Session 6 - Sheet C KOR V GB
>Session 6 - Sheet D US V CAN
>Session 6 - Sheet A OAR V JPN
>Session 6 - Sheet B CHN V DEN

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new thread??

Good shot by OAR

do we have a chance?
Korea just seem to have a knack at cucking UK this time

>JPN/OAR
>Just keep putting stones in the house

Haha poor Russia that was so bad.

this match is so even wtf

>not rooting for objectively superior OLYMPIC ATHLETES FROM RUSSIA

thatll shut those fucking gooks up

>jacking off to Anna Sloan as i hear about Elise Christie crashing out again and again

literally the same as 4 years ago, lads

hope you lads have your hats on too.

how do they work out accuracy percentages in curling? wouldn't that imply knowing where they were aiming before the shot?

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also wondering this

SATSUKI
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FUJISAWA
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they are getting BTFO lol

anna!

hate her meme glasses desu

EVE
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A ELITE!

ANNA LAUREN VICKI A CUTE!!!

NAISU DOUBLE

>Angry Anna

Hawt

Someone in an older thread said they have three or four judges who deem it to have hit the mark or not.

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MAD AS FUCK

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fucks sake anna

Anna's gonna piledrive Vicky

Lovely Lauren
Victorious Vicki
Astonishing Anna
Elite Eve

i dont know why japan is even thinking about this shot. play the goddamn double, even if ti kills your own stone. they can score 2 at most, at which point you win. they arent thinking big picture.

Chinese team looks much better in these red shirts.

BASED

Bong in nau

What is south korea's masterplan in this end?

whats with the russians team/flag?

That's cute as hell.

They tend to overthink things

Send It!!!

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Sloan is such a slag

there are 4 shot judges. each shot is rated on a scale of 0 to 4. 0 is miss, 4 is a perfect shot of what they intended. 4s are 100%s

You got this Eve!

That's debatable

There is no Russian team. There's just some Olympic Athletes from Russia.

delete this mate

pipe blower

For me, it is Lauren

>Eve trying to do a men's double

Always think this as well

NAISU SHOTTO DESU

how do they know what they intend to do

Damn. This end is Korea's by the looks of it.

How the fuck is Canada last lmfao

Just blank out the game Fujisawa!

You get the reference? Nice one Ameribro

homan too busy making commercials for pintys chicken to train

Because of a real Homan bean

Russia was banned from this Olympics. Some of the athletes were still allowed to compete, but can't represent Russia. So they are the Olympic Athletes from Russia (OAR).

>worst corea being able to not choke

gonna miss you after the olympics ;_;

>We're level again

Most of the GB games so fucking tight. This one in particular has been a dogfight the entire time

i assume they're people who know the game inside and out and can tell what they intended from what they actually did

We want to blank this one, right?

Bongs gonna choke

banned by the FBI as punishment for election tampering

curling scoring makes no sense

thats after the match
on jamaican bobsled bbc

could be secret strats to miss intentionally to throw off the opponent lad
aus tier shitposting strat though

Unless Korea fuck it and we can score 3

how does it not make sense you brainlet

>burgers

>"NOT SO FAST,BONGS!!"

You started this years ago, how do you seriously not know

one point for each stone closer to the center than the opponents closest.
its not that hard.

it only doesn't make sense to idiots

imagine the stones are burgers then you might understand

Pray for Lizzie, lads

dont spoonfeed
just ignore and he'll eventually leave

do you think Anna is in a long-term relationship with Eve's brother, because she subconsciously wants to be with Eve?

Why isn't she skipper bros?

That entire series is great. Sir Digby Chicken Caesar being one of my personal favorites

Anna has a lovely body, you can see it from the above shot wehn she's sweeping

Oh Maddie... what are you doing

>Leaving China with a shit so they can clean out all your stones and maybe get a 4 instead of playing it safe and just guarding

You shouldn't have bothered explaining it. You only have to watch one match to understand it, that's what I did back in Sochi, that guy is just retarded.

>At least silver confirmed

NAISU

Eve doesn't have a brother
That's just her without the wig and makeup

>DENMARK
DANGER ZONE

you can pretty much tell what was intended from the board situation and the speed the rock is thrown. also, you get to see where the player in the house puts their broom as the aiming point for the thrower. thats a lot of information to deduce the intended shot from.

>american flag
>trying to fit in
please stop

This is somehow hotter

How did China do this?

>DENMARK

ban the muirheads from the UK team already

someone has to be gilligan

thanks canadanon

You mean she duplicates herself and pretends to be two men playing at the same time?

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>american flag
>trying to fit in
>please stop

>american flag
>trying to fit in
please stop

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HOLY JESUS CHINA WTF

They're still gonna choke this somehow tho

Denmark literally had the match in sort of control
>losing 4 in the 9th end