What's his name again ?

Sandor "If you're Korean you better start fleein'" Shaolin
Sandor "I'll destroy your face if you want first place" Shaolin
Sandor "Ice racer, gook eraser" Shaolin
Sandor "If you're yellow I'll turn you to Jello" Shaolin
Sandor "The Third Reich on indoor ice" Saholin
Sandor "Take the inside , you'll go for a slide " Shaolin
Sandor "If his name's Lim I'll tear him limb from limb" Shaolin
Sandor "Enter the icedrome, end in a mental home" Shaolin
Sandor "If he's from Asia I'll give him Euthanasia" Shaolin

good thread. None of my friends agree with me but I think he has an incredibly punchable face. Also the little shit tried staring down Charles "The Canadian Stallion" Hamelin in a world cup a few years back, the nerve of the Magyar.

K E K

He's a "playboy" douchebag too.

Saw him winking and pointing at the camera every time the camera was on him.

he's got the emelia clarke eyebrows going on too. I really do not care for him and sjinkie knegt at all

Sandor "Represent your nation, get hospitalisation" Shaolin
Sandor "Semen pipeline Korean sidelined" Shaolin
Sandor "I love Kim so you can't win" Shaolin

KEKEKKEEK "Ice Racer, Gook Eraser"

these were all very good. had some good keks.

Toll paid in full by all.

Holy shit excellent post

>Sandor "The Third Reich on indoor ice" Saholin
wasnt hitler a weeb though?

>You gooks are no match for my Shaolin style

i get madder each time it loops

cheeky grabbing the last skater while falling

>mfw the white men teamed up to block out the gooks from gold
BASED

>United States
>Canada
>Hungary
>White

if Hitler was a friend of the Japs, and the Japs were the enemy/overlord of the gooks, Hitler should be an enemy of the gooks

I wish Mark Cavendish was competing in speed skating

And you people tell me there is skill involved literally have to just avoid getting knocked the fuck out and you get a gold

There is chance involved but a lot of it is up to strategy as well, since positioning yourself in the front will move you away from the fray. There is a tradeoff though because the person in front uses more energy because they don't get the draft. Of course, the whole sport would be much improved if dirty skaters like Elise Christie just got banned from the sport

he's elise christies BF
they both are cheating fuckers

How would there be a draft if it's indoors? Or do you mean the skaters behind literally trace the lines of the first goy?

*teleports behind you*

nothing personal, kid

gook fucks liu
liu fucks other gook
now everybody dead

Sandor "Hold my beer, Mark" Shaolin

Based hapa, truly an ally of wypipo

when you trail right behind another skater you the wind resistance you work against is greatly reduced, which saves you about 25% of your energy. Which is why a lot of Korean skaters just stay in the back drafting off the bigger Euros and North Americans, and passing in the last few laps.

But wind resistance can't be that much of a factor in an indoor race is it

as someone who's actually done the sport, yes it is. those skaters are going at like 50-60km/h so they do build up wind resistance

who knows if the koreans could have made the pass, guess we'll never know

it's the same effect like in cycling the gooks have the natural height advantage as long as africans and south americans can't figure out ice scating

>scating
*skating