US VS OAR OLYMPIC HOCKEY BREAD

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GET RECT MURRICANZ
GET RECT MURRICANZ
GET RECT MURRICANZ

first for US never recovering

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ROSIYA

TIRED OF WINNING YET AMERICANS??????

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not memerijg, what was the reason of Crimean annexation?

not memeing*

i had a stroke and still feel shaking when i saw OAR winning 4-0

just fuck hohols

COCATЬ ПEHДOCЫ!!!!!!!!!!!

putin's low ratings

>amerifats

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why are they refs wearing those weird kits?

were all in here lads

WHO CAN STOP US?

H-HOCKEY IS AMERIHATS G-GAME
N-NOT OURS!!!

>those red CCCP unis giving OAR strength
This is plain unfair
Also yesterday an analyst said Russia is a team that can embarrass the USA. Bet he's feeling smug right now.

aren't america supposed to be good at this game. or did they send their amateur players or something

Do the CBC broadcasters know their mics are still on during breaks?

Why do Russian posters hate their country until they start winning in sports

So if the Slovenia-Slovakia game goes into OT we go on unless we lose 6-0 right?

how should this game be called?

>when you lose to a literally non-existent country

I knew this was going to happen as soon as everyone started shit talking Canada last night

I think they know they are hot but sometimes they don't care. I've heard Cassie Campbell singing along to "We Will Rock You" several times now.

Like most countries then

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the minority on ice

America lost the spacerace with the Sputnik just like it's going to lose hockey.

An by this I mean that the USA team is going to go back home, make a dummy tournament, win it and claim global superiority, just like with the Moon landings.

The revenge of the reds

Is that fucking Darude Sandstorm

At which point it gets to 7-1 levels of embarrassing?

These are different posters.

useless
stick
athletes

WORLD CHAMPION AT AMERICAN FOOTBALL AND BASEBALL

USA USA USA

Countries are outdated

going by the amount of scoring normally happens in hockey compared to soccer like 11-0

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selfloathing slavs after kike conditioning

Because Russia is a depressing shithole, so they have to make up excuses to hide their problems.

Furpuck and war are good examples.

HAHAAHHAAH

usa (((((hockey))))

LMAO

kek
KEK
K E K

Which part of OAR are you from lads???

>depressing shithole
do you mean kaunas?

Kike conditioning? What do you mean exactly?

Azisland

East OAR here

riga

soviets

DC

Sevastopol

Even worse than amateurs, these are mostly has-beens and never-weres.

Alaska

ПИHДOCЫ COCATЬ!!!!

Does the US even have tigers?

Mid-west OAR here

north

Belgioar

I forget what the dudes name is but the secondary commentator for this game said "ruh roh", in the age of memes you'd think they wouldn't want to say shit like that

East Kaliningrad

diamond hole city

Who are these losers pretending to be the US national team in the olympics?

Crimea

only in vegas

OAR-gentina

no

I wonder (((who))) made it depressing hmmm

>not a single nigger in this USA team
>still losing

Semengrad

The entire civilised world ses your country as a shithole

Give me one good reason, why I would trade my burgundy coloured passport for a Russian citizenship

Greenway*

living in baltic "country" makes you an expert on inescapable misery and crippling depression :D

Berlin

ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA

I thought he just has degenerate face.

Holy shit, that collision of US players, it's practically women sports tier.

Lower taxes if you are rich.
(Pity you are not.)

and tigers

Nah, USA keeps having commercials congratulating him for being first BLACK in Olympics hockey for USA.

TIME TO 5 - 0

FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
BLOOD ON THE ICE

slo slo game going to overtime
migrate

balts of course. balts are vile tribes that have been ass-fucked by swedes for centuries. being in a permanent state of irrelevance and rectal pain they are hostile and depressed. their language is shit, they are paranoid about russia that would not take them over if they paid and begged putin to annex them. image being so petty and miserable you take a chance to poke at russia in an ice stick thread on cambodian carpet sewing forum. but that's what balts do apparently

SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU

AHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAA


AMERICA SUCKZ BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

South Ossetia.

Russia pease stop hacking our penalty kill.

4 - 0 (ZERO)

Bravo OAR!

We only won by 1 goal against THIS?!?!?!?!?

The brave fingolian warriors and chokers.

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ
GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ

GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ
GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ

GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ
GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ
GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ

GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ
GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ

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I have free health care, a free degree in engineering, freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom to love and marry whoever I want without getting deported to Irkutsk and/or killed.

I'll pay my 40% taxes and live happily, knowing my kids and family are all sage, along with the most unfortunate souls in my country are also taken care of