VAMOS

VAMOS

Watch the game and you don't see him clapping

Watch him clap and you see the whole game

*grinds teeth*

*chews Wrigleys Extra*

*looks around like a senile old man*

forgot pic

*barks*

*itches temple and sips on some water*

*slowly turns red as the game goes on*

Scratches it’s called scratches.

You scratch something that itches.

You don’t itch and scratch

Fucking Brits

*stays*

>loses

‘Am so happy for the guys, they play so well. This is the best they play all season’

Go make your own language m8

*applies pressure*

You ever heard of the saying “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours”?

Now replace that with itch and realize how dumb it sounds.


Fucking Brits

*praises OP's character*

>You ever heard of the saying “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours”?

I'm not privy the conversations you have with your boyfriend m8

*privy to

underrated

>I don’t have a rebuttal and realize I was wrong so I’ll respond with a gay joke

gg Mohamed

>eden wassa matta with you, whas you mean you didn't see da goal

is that pirlo's quote?