What would you do on the holodeck?

What would you do on the holodeck?

>computer, generate clones of the last 50 winners of Colombia's under-14 pageants
>computer, disengage safety protocols

>computer, inform everyone of my creepy foot fetish
>computer, disengage safety protocols, I don't care if noone wants to hear it

>>computer, generate clones of the last 50 winners of Colombia's under-14 shemale pageants
>computer, disengage safety protocols

>Computer, generate a an octopus with tentacle dicks and heighten sexual aggressiveness by 5000%
>Computer, replicate a holo-emitter and transfer the program to it.
>Open the holodeck doors
>Disengage safety protocols
>Run program

computer, distort my sense of time so I experience a two-week vacation on pre-colonization Maui services by pleasure slaves, all in the span of my lunch break

>Computer generate 30 8ft tall Amber Heards with 10 inch dicks
>Disengage all safety protocols

>computer, simulate the gentle repose of death
>disengage safety protocols

Prolly a whole lot with seven of nine :D.

something sex related

Live my entire life as my ultimate fantasy: being conjoined to a cute girl.

>Computer generate a a clone of me
>finish program only when one of use fuck the other
>disengage safety protocols

I would use my holodick

Two chicks at the same time

I like this post

I would never leave

create alternative versions of star trek episodes

>Computer, give me 100 Chowders capable of eating all of Marzipan City.
>Disengage Flibber Flabbers

>last 50 winners of Colombia's under-14 pageants
pics?

wtf are you doing

Simulate a star ship and I'm the captain.

>computer, please generate a guillotine with a rope attached to its release mechanism
>computer... disengange the safety protocols..

>Computer, create a scenario so that anyone leaving the holodeck enters a simulation of the universe except that if chance were to factor into an event, the least optimal and most annoying outcome would occur. In all other ways this simulation is indistinguishable from the authentic universe. Summon all crew now and run program when I leave the holodeck
>Disable safety protocols

>tfw I really just said computer end program irl

>computer, simulate the early 21st century video game developer Todd Howard
>computer? did you receive my request?
>Todd Howard has been created.
>i can't see him...
>Todd Howard is too small for the human eye to perceive.

You could just reprogram it so that phrase would not work

>Computer, engage safety protocols
>Disengage safety protocols

All of this 'disengage safety protocols' could be a problem if your were a Barclay type character which is probably the case. On TNG i think only the captain could do it, I think officers had to get another one of similar rank to ask the computer. That being the case, it begs the question who youd pick to join you. I think Riker would be game for most things probably.

>you are now stuck in an enclosed space with Todd Howard
>you cannot see him
>he know's you did not buy Fallout 4
>you hear a miniscule voice say "Computer, disable safety protocols "

>What would you do on the holodeck?

Horses.

you could do better

Riker canonically uses the Holodeck to masturbate .
He'd be down for fucking anything.
The only downside is that he may be disappointed if you're depraved enough and not invite you back again

>tfw you had reprogrammed it to shut down on the phrase "finally I'm happy"

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>computer, simulate yourself, and have that simulation simulate itself, ad infinitum

I would visit stormwind or elwynn forrest

Remember that time when Data wanted to recreate the Borg trying to kill him and couldn't just because LaForge decided to be a faggot and not give his authorization to the computer so the safety protocols could be disengaged?

Woud YOU give your authorization?

My grandpa.

obviously that place is pure filth

Sure. If Data dies I'd just make the computer simulate Data.

>disable safety protocols

>computer, create a suicidal and depressed captain picard
>computer, place him in a room with every lethal weapon you got in your data banks
>and computer? engage safety protocols

>computer, generate a holodeck
>computer, generate a holodeck
>computer, generate a holodeck

The replicators on the Titan must be working overtime.

computer create voyager but make the crew massive beta losers that know me.

>computer, divide one by three
>show me all the decimals

Computer, distort my sense of time and force me to live 10,000 years in this featureless room.

Disengage all safety protocols and ability to masturbate.

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>computer, analyse all archive images filed under "candy doll"
>generate a hologram in the likeness of "laura B", personality: highly seductive
>choose at random ten holodeck programmes and replace one female hologram in each with this new hologram
>computer, should you detect any sexual contact between this new homogram and a crewman, send an immediate silent alert to the acting chief of security, summoning him or her to the engaged holodeck
>save programmes

>Computer, create a scenario where I can live happily ever after with her

>Computer, generate 4 completely nude Worfs in heat
>Computer, generate Lal
>Computer, call Data to holodeck 4
>Disengage safety protocols

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>computer, create a small room with only door and place a fishing rod equipped with a hook on the floor
>generate one of the crewmen, one random, to be put in the room
>make a sign that says the the key for the door is placed in the person's throat and make the room slowly fill up with water
>and computer? disengage safety protocols

>Lal
>not spot

you were so close

>computer load up celery man, please.

basically just simulate all the wars, one after another, from Alexander the Great, to Napoleon, Vietnam, etc etc etc.
Probably take a few years.

After that, I guess just go to different planets

>computer, load up Khe San 1968
>it ain't me starts playing

hahayahahaha

>computer load tasha yar's farewell message program
>computer, halfway through the duration of the message, load four fully engorged antedian adult males, in a state of supreme arousal, each with the strength of five hardened klingon warriors
>equip each of these antedians with atypically large klingon penises, extra barbs
>allow them to only interact with the hologram of lieutenant yar
>disengage safety protocals
>run simulation
>computer, replace all instances of yar's message with this new program

>computer, engage sage protocols
>turn on spoiler requirements
>initiate OP's homosexuality programming

>computer, create two elevated platforms with a five metre distance between them
>make a rope between the two platforms and place a generated William T. Riker, naked, on one of the platforms
>make a fire slowly rise climb up to the platform that he's on
>and computer? coat that rope in glass shards and disengage safety protocols

I'd have it create three, one hundred foot tall Judy Hopps, have them drunk, in heat, high off carrot powder, and have me covered in rabbit pheromones, and then disable safety protocols.

>The real father of Spot's litter is Worf

I highly doubt for the cat to survive the ordeal