Personally looking back at everything, I appreciate Clerks for what it contributed, and how it really highlighted that indie films can be successful but I find the movie to be overall messy and the plot is really hard to focus on because shit just happens, I don't hate on that too much but why does it get a pass but Mallrats is shat on just because its dumb stupid fun with some gross out humor, looking at reviews at the time its constantly compared with Clerks, that's not really fair in my eyes because shouldn't you critique a film by itself? At least Mallrats had a beginning, and middle and a end.
He dresses and acts like such a fucking queef that I never want to see anything he's ever made.
Camden Taylor
I like his daughter
Thomas White
Don't even a little bit believe you. Even if you're telling the truth I don't care.
Leo Miller
He should have spent more than one semester at the vancouver film school.. but then he flunked out because all he did was smoke pot.
Dominic Lee
>if the creator looks like shit, that means everything he makes is shit and im not gonna watch it
Kayden Fisher
Well I mean OP asked for my opinion, and I gave it.
And I guess it was sort of a lie in that I watched twenty minutes of Jay and Silent Bob before turning it off
Camden Lewis
idk chasing amy was cool i guess
Jose Murphy
>wears nothing but XXXXXXXXXXL hockey jerseys and jorts >eats entire blocks of cheese (probably really shitty cheap stuff like cheddar too) >named his daughter after a comic book character >cries over movies and tv shows >bought his daughter the baseball bat from Suicide Squad™(2016) and called it a powerful totem >talks about his wife's asshole on twitter >DUDE WEED LMAO yeah no I'm sure this guy is actually really clever and makes some thought provoking films. Definitely.
Sebastian Smith
Smoking in 2017 is he a retard? or just stupid?
A few years ago a few friends of mine gathered and we started discussing smokikng and we all came to the same conclusion, everyone we ever knew who smoked are either sick or dead.
So why does so many young star smoking? is it to hide marihuana or hasch smoking?
Have you ever heard of dying in your 30s and 40s because of smoking? or do you still think you will live forever?
Daniel Davis
Don't like his movies, but his videos where he talks about stuff (from his live appereances, I mean, not the "reacting to CW shows" kind of shit) are funny and kinda comfy.
Wyatt Foster
I watched the beginning of dogma. I deleted that shit from my computer
Luis Sanders
As director the movies are fine I think, are part of the 90's and early 2000's culture, the channel that he has in youtube is pure reddit cancer
Brandon Powell
I find him to be the epitome of 90s pseud American culture along with Bill Hicks.
Aiden Richardson
Is this fake pidgin English? Do you really not understand how to use commas? What's the real story behind this post? Why are you posting in this fashion? Is it a put-on or is this genuine expression?
Leo Lopez
I would like him if he wasnt such a try hard. like i tried watching his yt videos but had to turn off after 5 minutes.
Sebastian Anderson
I hate him and I hate how people think he's relevant at all. He's a literal manchild now. Sure he may have been cool in the past but I think he's severely and extremely overrated. Everything he does now is too cringy for me to watch, like that Episode 8 trailer reaction where he acts like every little detail is so awesome and epic. I really really hate how he's considered to be like the voice of all Star Wars fans. He's also a rich entitled fuck.
Robert Fisher
You call him a manchild, but what you've posted seems like a child's reaction to an adult's oeuvre.
Landon Martin
>gets to visit the Star Wars set and pretends to be an average nerd >using the cliche "the force is strong with this one" to shill for the next Star Wars product I hate celebrity """"""nerds"""""" so fucking much you have no idea
Camden Bailey
>I hate celebrity """"""nerds"""""" so fucking much you have no idea me too. i hate most nerds these days because they all act like special snowflakes.
Michael Watson
Honestly, If he stops opening his eyes so fucking much everytime he's photographed, I would like him a lot more.
Nolan Mitchell
this. i hate all nerds. i love sports.
Gavin Campbell
it just annoys me when they are like "oh i'm such an outsider because i love got/star wars/TWD" like reall?! you like something that is fucking MAINSTREAM? OH YOU POOR OPPRESSED PERSON YOU!
Jaxon Taylor
After Clerks, critics expected somethinf artsy fartsy, and they just got fartsy. For what it's worth, if Mallrats didn't bomb, Chasing Amy wouldn't have been so good.
Christopher Allen
>implying Kevin Smith isn't a nerd
What? I mean, there are plenty of legitimate criticisms against Kevin Smith, but your take is that he's not really a nerd?
i assumed he meant celebs who scream about being nerds
Michael Lopez
Chasing Amy is his best film. Yoga Hosers is the worst.
Cameron Carter
>Harley Quinn Smith Yes he actually named his daughter Harley Quinn He is a 'lmao geek-culture' fuckface who made two okay films out of more than a dozen. What an embarrassment
Kayden Lee
its creepier that he named her after a character he wants to fuck.
least thats the rumour.
Nolan Hughes
>>eats entire blocks of cheese (probably really shitty cheap stuff like cheddar too)
oh shut the fuck up
Wyatt Gray
This. But if you really think about it a lot of men like to choose the name of their daughter. By naming something you claim ownership over it (that's the old meaning of naming something as a symbolism). And some men want to "own" a woman. That's why they want a daughter, they want their own perfect woman. They know their wife is ultimately someone else, an outsider to their perfect idea of a woman.
Jonathan Cooper
cheddar is shit
Anthony Jones
My 77 year old neighbor just died from lung cancer a couple of months ago and he had been smoking since he was 15.
I started when I was 25 because I hate myself, so you can eat a dick.
Evan James
his movies turn to shit shortly after Dogma. Then he makes very mainstream Hollywood....mediocre shit that most people forget are Kevin Smith Films.
Then spends the next 15 years of his life going around saying things like >Hey remember me? I'm the Clerks guy! Which works for a while until the Clerks generation got over it and moved on. Now no one knows who the fuck he is any longer.
He's just that guy everyone's dad thought was cool back in the day
Julian Myers
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is his best because fuck reality it was fun
Caleb Moore
So how terrible is Clerks 3 going to be?
We get to see late 40's Dante and Randall still working at the quick spot and complaining about their day and talking Star Wars while selling cigarettes to kids and having relationship problems.
Thomas James
She's too much of a potato face.
Joshua Adams
clerks 3 is dead. randall's actor doesn't want to do it. we're getting a new J+SB movie instead.
Isaiah Barnes
Wait a second... this fat obese person made fun of daddy trump? He mocked DADDY? How dare his rotten, obese person make fun of him? Not daddy... not DADDY?!
Ian Richardson
Where did it all go wrong?
Jose Myers
Physiognomy
Juan Hill
I guess Jeff Anderson is too busy doing absolutely fucking nothing at all because he was never in anything not written and directed by Smith.
When only your friends give you roles and you never have any other work in the industry, are you still an actor?
Charles Ramirez
This, nerd genocide when?
Jackson Russell
But Mewes is a toothless bald homeless looking freak now.
And who wants to see two late 40's guys pretend to be edgy cool teens from the 90's in a movie? It was cringe inducing when it was two out of shape dumpy late 20's guys doing it.
Christian Rogers
Is Sofia Coppola a director?
Luke Gomez
he's a poor man's lena dunham with bigger tits
Xavier Reed
He is good at telling his own stories. When you give him someone elses script to work with things start to fall apart.
Ryan Murphy
I like Kevin Smith. He has always just put himself out there, and he's got a good attitude.
I don't get the Comic Book Men show. It's his store and he's in the intro, yet he never actually enters the store. He just appears in the brief talk show segments and tries as hard as possible to sound cool. Though I wouldn't want to hear their obnoxious laughter for long either.
Wyatt Hall
he doesn't want to act anymore. he's literally living in bumfuck nowhere. he had some problems with getting paid with clerks 2.
Asher Russell
His old Fatman on Batman stuff was literally the best Batman discussions you'd find online, with lots of writers and artists having comfy discussions.
Now it's just random pop-culture bullshit with him fawning over everything he's heard of before, and the black dude literally contributing nothing.
It's a shame what it devolved into as soon as the podcast became a video series.
Alexander Allen
he's basically giving his friends jobs and also if it didn't come around, he would've had to close it.
