/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Back On Track Edition

>Car launch dates:
Red Bull RB14 - 19 February (online)
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)
Haas VF18 - EXPOSED
Williams FW41 - EXPOSED

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>Michael Schumacher Status
Bellpepper

>WAGlad driving license status
Still no license

>News:
Toto claims they are falling for the "McLaren is good" meme
Verstappen says HALO is very ugly
Bottas doesn't care about HALO

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Gimi

Not a sport, WEC is better.

nth for spicwheel!

Nice Thread

>I entre a thread of a sport I hate to talk about how I hate the threads of that sport.
Seems retarded to me.

>one of those four will be dead in 2 years

Below this post only countries with a team or a driver in F1 are allowed to comment.

Halfwheel isn't a sport
Snoozewheel isn't a sport

Only 1 spic, wow

>Snoozewheel

I like endurance races but this made me do a little laugh

An LMP1 sprint series would be worth watching desu.

Would have to be one driver per car and max 2 hour races though.

Feels good.

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>RedBullMechanicsMonaco16.webm

>you now realise baha doesn't have a license either due to being underage

delet this.

exposed

...

Out

>save it. just save it.
also get out of here, BaHOMOs, you are not an F1 country.

>Tfw every regular poster here fits to this rule except Baha

There is one other frequent poster I can think of that doesn't.

Not greece greece and the turkfag

delete

And Hungary

QT Max

i posted my car here like 2 months ago or something

a car doesn't drive on a license, so post that shit and then get out

do you even need a licence or car in the bahamas? none of the islands are really big.

That doesn't really prove anything, you live in a third world country where rules don't apply

Only posts I remember are the ones about your love of eating ass

I'm Indian, but still allowed :^)

Greece is the main problem with this new rule, he's a good lad.

Who is the most in denial?

>A) Ricky is better than Max
>B) Gimi is still good
>C)McLaren will suddenly be good with a 3rd tier power unit against a team with the same power unit that has a bigger budget and arguably the greatest active car designer designing the RB car

You'd be allowed under your own flag too, I'd think.

B for sure

>D) Someone who believes none of those things

In seriousness though, Gimi is only any good as a number two now.

Is Formula E any good this year? Haven't watched any of the new races, is it still pure BWL

That's what I meant. Based Foreskindia. Just making sure it gets mentioned

All I know is De Grassi is getting BTFO

Buemi won 1 iirc.
DiGrassi hasn't finished a race yet

M8 buemi hasn't won a race.

Renault fucked up the car as did Audi. Techeeta are the "best" team at the moment with JEV and Lotterer.
Last race was great, they nearly took each other out racing for the win because their radio was broken.

I'll do it when Simon finds out my actual address and wheels his way to my front door
>"lmao dude third world"
the only third world thing about the traffic system here is that apparently cops can fucking hit you because they cant drive for shit and get away with it
fucker wont even start

>the only third world thing about the traffic system
>left hand traffic
>import LHD cars from yankeedoodlestan
what could go wrong?

Its the other Italian thats zoning in on your location. Thanks for the invite but I'm not into getting my arse licked.

I don't think it's too hard to figure out Kimi is kept at Ferrari because he is a non-confortational persona for Vettel and because he has absurd levels of marketing capability just because he is... nonchalant. Especially in Asia, but yea its funny to always see these international reactions to Kimi being "epic" or whatever when from a Finnish perspective all his reactions read as "I don't care and I wouldn't be here if someone didn't pay me for it" and then his blunt and "fully epic" responses get memed to death.

What I think Ferrari needs to realize is that Vettel is no Schumacher and Ferrari doesn't have a Todt/Byrne/Brawn. What they do need to realize maximo pronto is that there are drivers who can and have beaten Vettel in the same car. I honestly don't doubt that Hamilton or Alonso would have gotten a title out of 2018 with that car.

>>import LHD cars
we can drive either
the force's Taurus' and my car are LHD tho
I'm still seething

I agree, they wouldn't have sperged out at Baku and would have played the longer game at Singapore.

I drove a LHD camaro here once. Nearly had a fuckin panic attack whenever I had to turn or pass on a highway and couldn't see the oncoming traffic. Not doing that again if I can help it.

I've driven LHD for 3 years in Italy, really isn't hard or even that different. Only issues are you have to back off before you over take people on single lane roads because you can't see the opposite land of traffic, and some junctions its a bit tricky to see whats on the right. Take tickets at the toll is a cunt as well.

Schumi Internet Defense Force Pajeet, is that you?

RHD obviously not L

>not learning to drive in both

Yes m8

dubs and gimi win :DDD

Dubs and Ocon wins a race after crashing out Sergio

inb4 Merc wins all but two races

grosjean will spin and crash more this year than he did last year

Nice one Simon

Keep at it

How will Liberty try to """""fix""""" qualy this year?

>half-hour sprint race starting from randomized grid positions

>Reminder Ricky is going to Ferrari to replace the retiring 2x WDC Gimi.

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Why do German's always lie?

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worse than hitler desu

Reminder

>I've driven LHD for 3 years in Italy
Don't most people in Italy drive LHD?

Fucking toothpastes.

kek coach got sacked won 2/2 since then, concentrating on the league la r year la

Yea I corrected it

most people drive vespas

Baumgartner BOI drives the f1 experiences shitbox 2seater on the race weekends, so I guess we are qualified

Are tracks allowed as well?

Are you likely to play in the UK any time soon?

I'll start to work on the cheerleading costumes.

Yea not sure the date yet though sometime in June I think

how did mana die?

would the cheerleaders have to use wheelchairs too?

Really makes you think.

Qualifying is eliminated and grid order is set by driver points in reverse order as to challenge the leaders.

bukkake misunderstanding

She decided to leave Toyota so she could come public with her marriage and pregnancy to a guy working in Dubai.

She says it on her Instagram.

fake news

I'm surprised WAGlad was able to keep their marriage a secret.

I for one congratulate you with this achievement WAGlad. May you and Mana have a wonderfull future together. Also enjoy the Singapore GP.

Winter Stream: Barcelona 1998

>Mika On Pole
>Diniz Stalled On Grid
>Trulli Shown The Blue Flags In Error

go on

This is pretty much the main thing. Here is the full text:

>Hello,
>Today I want to tell you two very big announcements!!
>
>I finally got married!! Actually, I've been married since late 2017 but I couldn't inform my fans because of the contracts I had with my agency.
>Two weeks after the marriage proposal, I received an angel in my body. Yes, I am pregnant!! My boobs are getting way to big because of the pregnancy. Lol.
>My husband works in a Japanese company in Dubai but turns into a Superman for me like Clark Kent Lol. We met after I decided to retired from my RQ career.
>I’m going to stay as Mana Sugiyama and keep challenging myself to do more artistic work, maybe acting or even singing. I truly appreciate the continuous supports my fans gave me. With much love, the love for my fans never changes.
>#NicoMana #married #marriage #pregnant #pregnancy #baby #結婚 #妊娠 #赤ちゃん #ご報告

>still using the old track layout even though it had been years since it changed

You're deceptive.

they still want to people to bother tuning in

>1998

He is talking about Nissan you pillock.

They got rid of that after 94

...

hes thinking about his loo.

Dubs and VER wins it all

celebrate with me

DUBS and Ver is replaced with the real VERne

oh no no no no

bad post

good post

Tres bien

bad flag

good flag