>literally the worst looking male in all of trek
>shitty personality
>horrible actor
>still manages to get janeway, torres, seven and seska interested, to the point where seska literally raped him because he is oh so desirable
was he fucking people in charge of this show? How is this possible? This show is okay-ish, but moments with chakotay and full stupidity like in threshold make me question who the fuck as greenlighting all of this
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Great choice for captain. Don't get the alien species though
It's become a meme to hate on Voyager here on Sup Forums
>I h-hate Voyager. Do I belong y-yet?
Fuck off
mild kek
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That's true
Yes, no one hated Voyager before Sup Forums
Quark is growing on me in the sense he's becoming my all-time fave ST persona. Am I turning patrician?
To be fair concerning his performance he had been trying to get fired for years. He was the OG Voyager hater.
Quark is at best 11th favourite ST persona.
From that picture he's pretty good looking desu.
He has a tattoo on his fucking face.
Sorry, not acceptable
I was never into the alien ridges and stuff, call me a humanlover or whatever but to each their own.
>it's an omnipotent alien episode
ever worked at a restaurant? the manager can be as fat and ugly as hell and still bangs and dates the hottest 17 yr old hostesses in the place.
it's about authority and power. women are drawn to that.
I have never worked at a restaurant but I imagine that never happens as you say it does.
that's the funniest thing i've ever heard
What's your top 10?
only because it's true
Only from the main crew, there was Paris, Tuvok and Kim. All much better looking than Chakotay. Come on. No one would seriously go for that guy
Phlox
Empress Hoshi
Malcolm
Archer
Trip
Shran
Maddox
Bones
Okona
Data
they don't have akocheemoya
>i have never worked in a restaurant
then you don't know wtf you are talking about. Trust me user it happens
>not including based Garak or anyone from DS9
>data
personality!!!! fucking kek
Managers in restaurants have sex with employees? I really doubt that happens
Are you mocking Data?
This nigga.
sure, but women throwing themselves at kirk is normal, right? Racist
Garak is in the top 50
I was talking shit about Voyager on the web when it was fucking airing little boy. Go back to where you came from.
your right user, restaurant managers are among the most reputable people on the planet.
sorry, doctors never bang the bajesus out of nurses either, it was silly of me to think this way
I like Quark a lot. He was a self-serving rat who slowly learned that he can't put himself first at the expense of others 100% of the time. Eventually there comes a time he needs to take one for the team. It's a good contrast from the Federation flip side where it's all self sacrifice for the common good. I think he reaches a good medium of putting Quark #1 but to an extent.
are there a lot of 17 year old girls who get starry eyed when the sweaty manager of applebees tries to use their position of authority to fuck them
Well, I never considered that professional people might engage in professional conduct during the execution of their duties. Is it really so unbelievable to imagine that a doctor might not have disgusting sex with nurses on a daily basis? Doctors have high social status and don't need to impugn their reputation or soil their work environment by doing that. Doctors have our pick of mates. Your argument is really weird. Doctors don't do that, and I suspect, so don't restaurant managers.
You're wrong
Acuchimoya is sexy man
umm... duh! absolutely.
it's a subconscious thing. they can't help themselves.
and consider this, can you think of anyone more retarded than a girl under the age of 20?
Not that user and I really didn't want to do this but I must ask that you produce proof of your claims
That's a pretty good list, but one choice I can't understand is Malcolm. I mean, yeah, he's a likable guy, but he hardly measures up as a noteworthy personality.
Can someone explain how the Star Trek economy works.
Say I have a winery on earth and make the best rated champagne in the entire alpha quadrant. I harvest and process my grapes and make a produce my champagne.
Am I required to distribute the champagne to other Federation citizens only? If so, how is it decided who gets a bottle? If not, then am I free to sell my champagne to say a Ferengi for gold pressed latinum?
I love Malcolm because Malcolm is /k/ personified. He's the ONLY Star Trek security officer who has a real passion for weapons and ordinance.
i guess the Unfunny OP had to help with his mother's diabetes yesterday because there was an actual good star trek thread. not this /trek/ general garbage
delete this /who/ faggotry
>Malcolm is /k/ personified
So Malcolm at brownies made with semen from another man?
Increasing testosterone is never wrong
You can choose to distribute it if you want, or not. Your call. Replicators have made money useless, so anything like that is done for personnel satisfaction or "replicator doesn't taste the same". You could sell to Ferengi, but good luck spending it on Earth.
I assume you meant "unprofessional" but why would you assume this? I have a masters in bio and most of my friends are in medschool and have been nerds their whole life. They say nurses throw themselves at them all the time, fuck even Dr. Drew from TV says he banged tons of nurses before he got married.
No, I meant professional but I was utilising sarcasm. Wow, just wow. I don't even care to read what else you had to say because I'm a bit flummoxed that you actually stated that "I assume you meant "unprofessional"" when it was perfectly clear that I was utilising sarcasm.
>Replicators have made money useless
What if I want my own starship? Do I need to save up replicator credits or does everyone get one?
>Okona
This is your final warning.
Tell the truth or pay the price.
Sure, you can have your own ship for free.
But weapons are a restricted technology, so you'll be defenseless if you step outside of Federation territory.
You'd have to convince the government to give you one I guess, by presenting a proposal for its use
Persian flaw, friendo.
What if I get one good ship and 10 cheap shuttles and just use the shuttles to go to warp and ram any hostile ship as a FTL kinetic penetrater?
Enlist, or buy one from a Ferengi. I don't recall many instances of civvies owning starships, or civvies in general, but the Federation probably won't allow some random vinyard owner to own a ship capable of casual planet glassing
Doesn't work. Your velocity reverts to sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-light when your warp field collapses.
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EMH isn't a Doctor, but otherwise very nice
dude we dont have many doctors in trek. I'd have to chose plox as an actual doctor then.
Meh, he's not a bad looking chap. I think you're overreacting because your fat and kissless.
Got enough attention yet, retard?
Motherfucker I was shitting on Voyager in newsgroups while it still aired. Fuck off back to redd.it
>Worf
enjoy getting your starship raped every fucking day
That's exactly what I'm looking for user
He hated the show and was constantly trying to get himself fired.
He constantly made unreasonable demands for increased salary in order for them to fire him, but instead they just kept on giving it to him.
no we just hate it and you're compensating. its fine you like it, but let's not delude ourselves
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>smooth head lover
I guess they liked the guy, unlike that kim fucker.
Hi, William
I just found this silly.
Literally the only reason they kept Kim was because he was voted sexiest man or some shit.
They hated him and were literally about to fire him when that happened. Kek. No wonder he gets shit all over.
>favourites
u wot m8 i'll wreck ur shit n all
what? Who the fucked voted him?
Coochie is a classically handsome cutie. If chins could kill.
Dr. Drew, well known tv doc. Says in his books and on air on loveline that during his residency he plowed through nurses. He admits that it was an alarming dynamic that he looks back on as him taking advantage of the women. but he was 20 and had never gotten laid and he simply couldn't control himself. who could?
I bet some autist like Barclay or Tom Paris has made a starship kit you can replicate in pieces. Or an industrial replicator kit that will allow you to replicate a starship kit.
>It's an episode where they lose control of the ship
>needing a replicator.
>It's a Data has sex episode
what's wrong with that? And he only did it twice in his lifetime, poor fella
>it's a brent spiner actually gets fangirls on cons and I have none episode
I was more just calling out the Naked Now for being a shit episode. It's not like Data really cares about sex anyways.
that episode is really shit, alright. But those were days, with the rape gangs talk and all
Thinking of Tasha getting caught by the rape gangs was enough to get my juices flowin' back then.
Even people who worked on Voyager hate Voyager.
I guess Voyager fans must really hate the Voyager cast and crew.
I've never watched Voyager. What's so shit about it?
Missed potential
>A single Starfleet vessel trapped half way across the galaxy, forced to cooperate with an enemy vessel to survive, with no form of backup
Sounds great, right? Too bad they ignore that all and it can be watched in basically any order except for one character they introduce to stop the ratings decline later.
Why was Yar so bitchy to Data? Was he shit in bed? After that she hit on Riker and Picard. If Data actually cared he would be the greatest cuck aboard the Enterprise
They could've been great. They had some fun ideas for characters, but did fuck all with it. Tuvok was completely wasted on that show.
If he's shit in bed it's not his fault it's Soong's. He should've programmed him with better sex capability
Guess he worked on that program. The borg queen seemed to like it
I think we're done here.
Ridiculous
Why were the TOS Orion slave girls so sexy while the jj ones were so awful?
>horrible actor
You can't blame the actor. He was disgruntled and had a right to be. Chakotay was just the token indian guy. Nothing more. Imagine getting a new script and every one of your scenes starts with "You know, Captain, my people have a story."
Yeah I was always curious on the legality of weapons in the fed. Sulu had a firearm collection and Worf was a weaboo with a katana collection so those must be legal, but what about phasers?
There was a farmer in ENT who blasted the Klingon during the pilot, he had some sort of energy weapon.