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First for Azor Jon. Cunning Of The North Edition.
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First for lady Bear

>sansa is a bad charac-

Well?

>He is my king from this day, until his last day.
So bear loli is planning to kill jon?

>Promise me, Ned!

Robert's Rebellion. Not as costly to make as Aegon's Conquest due to no dragons. And it would give us a look at Westeros under the reign of The Mad King.

Stannis was based

Cancer thread.

>all that hype in season 6 for finding out what she said to Ned and who Jon really is
>tfw we still didn't find out because D&D are fucking faggots

All she said was "PROMISE ME NED PROMISE ME" over and over again, even the whisper was the same

>even the whisper was the same
But it wasn't she was telling him something and at the end said promise me.

man I remember being here when Season 6 episode 10 had a sticky and people was typing OZGE and shit waiting for Lyanna's reveal, only for that sweaty ass bitch to pop up the screen and me wishing the ozge rumors was true

good game user

Sansa is in the top 3 best imho

no user, she was whispering "PROMISE ME NED PROMISE ME" it was autistic af

Fuck off fag, go watch that episode again like I did the other day.

youtube.com/watch?v=r5krxJdnknE

sounds like inaudible PROMISE ME NED PROMISE ME to me

not that user btw

KYS

but we pretty much know everything about it already
the only thing that had potential is the fight at the Tower of Joy, but alas S06 has already fucked that up

They couldn't have her be beautiful; she's supposed to look like Arya.

>sounds like inaudible

no

Ned said her attitude resembled Arya's. Not her looks.

u wot m8, there was nothing in the show mentioning how Lyanna looked like Arya, everything in the show implied that lyanna was qt314

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

So this thread is proof that you guys don't care about pedophilia and only pretend to care when we're talking about a [18 year old] boy. Please attempt to be less obvious about the fact that /got/ is the gathering location for pedo prophet worshipping Muslims from Chechnya.

>this is a 10/10 in Westeros
top kek

Why name both of your characters in Skyrim the same name?

How'd they fuck it up?
There were supposed to be more people?

Little Mormont is minor enough that she doesn't draw the sanctimonious lot like Dafne or Millie do.

Instead of a nice comfy Beric thread, we got this cancer pedo thread.

There was a gravity to that scene that D&D failed to capture. The words were all wrong. Even Dawn was changed to suit their purposes.

Hi newfags. Lyanna Bear posting was largely criticized for some time. I don't know why it's getting a pass now. Maybe people realized that it's not worth getting into a fit over words?

>newfag
She's only been on the show less than a fucking year.

It's never been criticized even during the on season.

that's the least of it

> dialogue is supposed to be delivered in somber way instead of "EY I'LL FUCK YOU UP, WHERE IS MY SISTER YOU CUNT"
> Oskar Whent being an edgelord
> Dayne dual-wielding swords and fucking twirling them mid-battle like a 14 years old's self-insert OC (I admit, it was amusing though)

Also, there's a difference between implying that you want too have relations with a child yourself. And insinuating that the characters should.

All these fags triggered by a strong youg woman.

>b-but muh meme character Beric

pic related

how is it humanely possible to be that ugly?

Well I for one think the jannys should do their fucking job for once and 404 this thread. Cunny threads shouldnt get a pass just because they're disguised as a general.

>It's never been criticized even during the on season.
But it has.

>Promise me, Ned!

>but we pretty much know everything about it already

>he doesn't want to see Robert BTFO some targ shit.

The Tower of Joy scene was meant to depict the end of an era. Ser Arthur Dayne and Ser Gerold Hightower were warriors of legend. It's meant to showcase what a Kingsguard really looked like and the tragedy of their oaths binding them to a lost cause.

No, it hasnt. Of course a few people said something but most people ignored it or wanted people to stop posting lyanna because they hate her (which is justified).

>theres a difference between fantasizing about a child being fucked by a grown man thats not you and fantasizing about a child being fucked by you personally

thats the hill you want to die on huh

to be fair the original cut had

>Arthur Dayne stabs Dawn on the ground, leaving it there
>Uses a a bastard sword instead
>Ned vs Dayne
>Dayne disarms Ned
>Throws his sword at Ned's feet
>"I'm not striking an unarmed man, Lord Stark, pick it up!"
>Ned picks the sword up
>Dayne pulls dawn out of the ground
>"youll die as you lived.. with honor"

what bothers me is there is absolutely no reluctancy to the scene at all, Ned and his men went to specifically destroy Dayne and his men, was there ap articular reason why they removed the dialogue from the books? It felt like it missed the pint of the scene

So I haven't posted in /got/ since last year, what have I missed?

Die? But I have the high ground!

Maybe they thought the actors they cast couldn't deliver the lines well enough?

>From this day, until HIS last day

Bearloli is going to kill Jon.

To be fair I think both fags and pedos should be put in concentration camps.

Because he's a retarded faggot

>Promise me, Ned!

it always continues to baffle me how d&d miss the point of and fuck up the most important scenes, one has to wonder if its more than stupidity and if its outright spite as evidenced by their ass hurt over Orson Scott Card.
youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q

ye, but you don't have to wank Dayne up to anime-levels to showcase his skills.
Especially since, unlike the books, the show doesn't have any true "god-tier" swordsman in it.
Jaime and Barristan were nerfed and the Hound jobbed to fucking Brienne out of all characters.

Under what basis? One is a legit sexual orientation that harms no one and the other is a mental illness.

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>No, nowittenze!
What did he mean by this?

I agree with that. Dawn being a greatsword would have been a start.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>implying there's not a significant overlap between faggotry and pedophilia

These people have been wanting to rape bran since he was 10

Is there something wrong with Beric?

What this about Orson Scott Card?

>to be fair the original cut had

Source?

One does not necessarily mean the other, though. Not all pedos molest children and not all child molesters are pedos.

These same people wanted Arya too. And Tommen. Oddly, no Myrcellafags.

People wanted to fuck the season five Myrcella they just killed her off so fast

thats a cute picture of him

Wasn't she sixteen-eighteen?

>Not all pedos molest children and not all child molesters are pedos.


dude what the hell does this have to do with anything? the conversation was about gays vs pedos

he dumped on their show really hard in the first season when he saw it, so d&d being the bigger men decided to create the beattle conversation about good old retard cousin Orson and his bug obsession (dissing his writing on ender's game)

whats messed up is how the media critics fellated the show as usual and said nothing against it

original myrcella had 2 minutes of screentime so nobody cared about her

They worked on an adaptation of Ender's Game in the noughties that never got made. Why, I don't know.

Queens of Love and Beauty:

>Ashara Dayne (Has 40% chance of killing herself for no reason) [Ned Stark]
>Margaery (pancake tits) [Septa Unella]
>Sansa (Already Broken by Ramsay) [Ramsay Bolton]
>Lyanna Stark (Wont approve of you sleeping around, this includes your priestess) [Rhaegar Targaryen]

1st Row: We'll known legendary fighters and Robert

>Prime-Dayne (Show): Dual Wielding; no Dawn
>Prime-Barristan: Longsword
>Prime-Jaime: Both Hands
>Prime-Robert: 1 hand on 2h Warhammer

2nd Row: Next gen's greatest fighters

>Hound (Very Healthy): Longsword
>Oberyn: Poison tipped Spear
>Brienne: With Oathkeeper
>Mountain: Un-armored, 1 hand on 2h Greatsword (Mountain takes up 2 slots, cant choose 3rd row KG)

3rd Row: Loose cannons

>Bronn
>Karl
>Jaquen
>Daario

4th Row: Priests/Priestess (Note you must sleep with your priest to activate their abilities)

>Melisandre: shadow babbies (can kill 1 kg)
>Red Nigress: Can resurrect 1 fallen Kingsguard
>High Sparrow: Can summon 30 fodder Sparrows
>Kinvara: can coat sword of 1 kg with flames

Claim a Queen
Claim 3 Kingsguard
Claim a Red Priest/ess
1 from each row
You can't pick the guy directly below them
(You cant pick Ashara>Dayne>Hound>Bronn>Melly)
Pick 1 specific KG from your roster to beat suitors of your QOLAB

The rest is out to get you

A shame

all i need is karl fookin tanner

he was the fastest blade in gin alley, a fookin legend.

>anotherstuoid thread without Beric
You guys deserve the hell you just summoned upon yourselves

that body is a shame, yeah.
newmyrcella is an 11/10.

Ashara
Jaime
Oberyn
Bronn
Kinvara

Implying he wouldn't slit your throat then walk off to get a drink.

How can you 'get' a pyre?

i want to ____ that ____

I want to SERVE that KING IN THE NORTH

Post Season 6 memes

forget
shitty character even exists

The same way you 'get' a joke.
You can't.

this

be honest how many of you are tourists from reddit/cancerfolk

Has anyone watched these videos?

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I want to follow that Stannis

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HE COULD TAKE ANY KNIGHT ANY TIME

Would have loved to see him take The Mountain.

cowardly cunt in plate desu

I somehow question his ability of taking any knight any time given that a weakling girl giving him a scratch with her knife made him entirely forget the presence of the guy with a longsword behind him.

just carry a set of keys or something and throw them left to distract him while you strike right.

The ground's full of weaklings who cry "Fight me naked, mate, not in plate, see what happens!"

this.
just like Kraaz or whatever his stupid name is.


>will fight any knight so long as they're wearing smallclothes.

Would Robert have been able to defeat Grigori The Great Dragon if he came to Westeros?

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"Yes"