2019

>2019
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?
>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.
>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?

Attached: UFC 244.png (665x465, 122K)

>>I-Its expensive!!!
>Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?
A pack a week is still too much money. That's what, $7? There are so many things in the world I'd rather put $7 towards. Especially since, and this is what smoketards don't understand, smoking does nothing for people who don't smoke. It's only when you've become addicted to them(yes, five decades of conclusive research trumps your one sentence on an anime image board) that you actually get enjoyment from them. No one likes their first cig. No one likes their second, but they want it. It's okay, and it scratches that itch by the third, and by the fourth, you like it. Then you forget the first. You never wonder why you started. You just know you like it now, and you feel better smoking than when you aren't. Truth is, you felt better every moment of your life before you started than the brief relief you get when you take a drag now, and you can never go back to that. Your mental well being is in a worse place for smoking, and that knowledge is what keeps you going. As you said, it does kill you, and deep down, you want out of the hell you put yourself in as fast as possible.

You want me to waste my money on a tube of carcinogen filled tobacco when i Could be sipping on some grade A booze?

No thanks faggot,enjoy the cancer.

Attached: 1527993847302.png (989x665, 628K)

Maybe because it makes you smell like a dump truck

>same thread
cringe. if u don't smoke Cigars you're not even close to being a chad.

Shitty stuff dont get you high

>wasting money on paper and brown plant that makes you smell like human garbage
>not wasting it on choppers and pizza

yer fuckin up nerd

Tobacco smoke gives me a headache and the stench sticks to fucking everything.

Lots of money to smoke something that doesn't do anything to you, no thanks. If I'm going to smoke something, I'd much rather get high. I used to smoke a carton a week back when it was about 20 bucks for the name brands.

Men smoke tobacco. Faggots like you smoke cock.

Faggot.

Man enjoys drink AND smoke.

Faggot.

Tobacco is for man. Dope is for faggot.

Faggot.

Putting large things in mouth is gay

>putting phalic objects to your lips
Its 2020. Stop being a fag

Attached: 20191220_184520.jpg (1754x2160, 1.9M)

>Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
It is tho

And the prize is disease and dying alone in a nursing home.
No thank you, I want cancer quick so I can shoot myself

>Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
No, but you have more time to enjoy it, and I'm certain you can enjoy it more without mouth, throat, and lung cancer.
>No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.
Or you could just not take the chance or accidentally smoking too much and becoming addicted.
>Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?
Going back to the previous point, it's easy to become addicted, and once you are, you end up wanting more. And even if you don't, that's still 5-15 cucks you could be spending on something better.

Not to mention that it makes you smell like burning garbage.
But even without all the downsides that you claim don't matter, what exactly are the up sides?

Why wait?

Ypu cant just suddenly kill yourself, that's selfish. Ypu need a reason, so people understand it wasnt "the big sad" turning you into a pussy, but rather a noble mercy kill

>5-15 cucks to spend
They may not be considered people but I dont think they can be used as currency

Just fake the diagnosis, than faggot. No one's going to think you're faking cancer.

It must be nice being fucking rich enough that people think you actually could afford to go to a doctor to get a cancer diagnoses. Fuck off with that bougoise shit

Attached: 258-1520756197-1906098575.png (670x378, 76K)

Naw, just free healthcare, boy.

I'd rather be depressed then communist.
Remember, marxism killed millions

Sounds like you'd rather live then die then. Don't be a faggot saying you want to kill yourself if you don't.

When whole districts of cities ban you like your niggers in South Africa.

Communism isnt living. You're an overglorified slave to the welfare state.

Are you actually fucking retarded? Cigarettes rewire your brain entirely, developed or not. I'm a pack a day smoker, and cigarettes are lame. Do yourself a favor and just stop now since you're "Not addicted."

Imagine it being 2019, and you're smoking tobacco and not cannabis.

>Was life a competition about who lives the longest?

Yes.
Yes it is. Shame you're gonna be a loser. No great loss I guess tho.

Attached: darwin.jpg (300x375, 16K)

You can smoke both retard.

>implying I'm not trailer trash that got my first girl pregnant at 16
>now I'm 31 with 7 kids
>smoke a pack and a half a day
My Gene's have been spread. The flame lives

Why the fuck would you care if someone else smokes cigarettes. Kys.

Ha, fuck off. I make basically no money. I have big businesses taxes paying for all my shit.

Ohhhhh a nigger. Sad!

Not even close, but if I can take advantage of a retarded system, and I get to cuck some rich fucks, great.

To cuck someone youd actually have to fuck someone over. The taxes they pay are insignificant, but since you would rather sit on your ass and let Uncle Sam shove his star spangled banner down your national anthem emmiter than fix the problem and work to overthrow the upper class I assume you just dont care.
Cucking millionaires by 2 million dollar taxes they will make back in a month by fucking everyone over. Fucking hilarious.

Oh hey look, this thread again, cig fag looking for emotional support and validation for his unhealthy habit

Yes. Your "Gene's" have. And its a shame

Nope. It's a beautiful thing. My sons and daughters will multiply even further, while you try to get your pillow pregnant my bloodline will overtake the world

Oh look! The token straight edge fag that cant have fun because it's bad for you.

I would love to give you a couple hits of acid. Not that it has to do with smoking, it'd just be funny to watch you freak out.

Overthrow the upper-class? Sounds awfully communistic to me...

It's not communism if the wealth is never redistributed. I just want to start riots.

Wait OP is trolling, yeah? I've been smoking for 7 years now and even I know it is a disgusting habit with little to no benefits anymore. Yeah it was kind of cool when I was in high school as it was in an in with more types of woman but now it is fucking stupid lol. Just a gross habit.

>putting phalic objects to your lips
Your bowl is the testicles, your mouthpiece is the penis. Good try fag in 2020

If your penis is as flat as the mouthpiece on my pipe, see a doctor. They may be able to hit it with the bicycle pump to fluff it up.
The bowl being like balls is fair though. It's made worse since the texture sometimes reminds me of a ballsack on a cold winter's eve

no

Attached: ice_screenshot_20191220-203200.png (1213x703, 690K)

I smoke like 2 nights a week when I drink. I enjoy it but I never smoke when I'm sober

How do I stretch "shoveling snow around apartment complex so I could look into windows and pretend it was me with the happy family while wondering what's under Barbara's robe without attracting attention" into 500 words teacher?

I smoke. Too depressed about everything including, no gf..

Ilmeeni kun suomalaiset pastat ihan paskoja käännettynä. Ei sillä röökijäbä muutenki paska mene. Melkein hieno get btw.

Smoking cigarettes wont help. Smoking pole at your local gay bar will. More dicks blowing thick loads in you means more free x

>smoking in almost 2020
you should also stop washing yourself and stop brushing your teeth you smelly bastards

Attached: 1273398684162.jpg (900x726, 94K)

Kill yourself. lmao

The mouthpiece may be flat but that curve is built for hitting the g spot. Not saying you're worse than cigar/cigarette fags, but you sure as hell aren't any better

It ain't gay to suck a dick homophobe. Plus, it's free x. And you fucking know X gon give it to ya.
Give ya the fucking serotonin your brain refuses to make

So I should be sticking it in my ass? Dam, I've been doing it wrong. I thought I smoked it with my mouth while your dad cock went in my mouth. Is that backwards?

deink bleach you unfunny 2014 kike

>Wait OP is trolling, yeah?
Yeah. What OP posted is just a translated bait copy pasta. Translation of...surprise surprise...finnish pasta.

>deink bleach
It's hard typing while you're stroking your cock to your secret fantasies of sucking your friend off isnt it user?

>It ain't gay to suck a dick homophobe.

Literally the gayest thing I've heard in a long time.

Yea I wouldn't recommend both in your mouth at once but feel free to experiment, report back with results

Here's a (you), queer :))))))))

Attached: dc7ae58daa182606.png (409x589, 254K)

>"I'll do that after this cigarette"
>"I'll do that, I have to smoke another cigarette first"
>"Oh fuck, I am dying for a cigarette right now"

Another reason not to smoke, smokers are annoying about always needing a cigarette.

Alright, give me a min. I've got to wake Aaron up, and hes usually grumpy in the mornings

How the fuck did you hear text user?

Thanks Sup Forumsro.
Now let me get that fat dick in the cavities where my tonsils used to be

>Thanks Sup Forumsro.
>Now let me get that fat dick in the cavities where my tonsils used to be

Attached: 335b61c59c3f9ed0.png (682x900, 401K)

Have you ever had a post cummy cigarette user? It will put the w in UwU

I wish there was a hole on my temple. Then I could take more dick

>I wish there was a hole on my temple. Then I could take more dick

Attached: c7f7b763b2477238.png (550x543, 19K)

Why would you remove the hole? Now I got to shove them in through my ocular cavity, and I'll see 50% less dick. That's fucking gay

kill yourself you stupid NIGGER

Attached: f0bd964a13287c8d.png (474x711, 74K)

I do believe you have a mild insecurity

If I do that I wont be able to suck more dick. You have terrible ideas user

I am obviously not insecure about taking random mens cock down my throat pussy. The semen gives me sustinence

I SAID FUCKINBG KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Attached: df0777c48b65e74b.png (812x760, 120K)

the expresion face of the man looks like he mentaly never went above 14 years of age.

If you want me dead why dont you cum kill me with your fat cock user. Or does the thought of my throat pussy intimidate you?

>expesion
>expresion face
I see youre a man who loves fat cock in his mouth as well.

Well it's expensive, it kills you and you are addicted. You know it do, the denial of addiction is a part of it. It's okay if you want to buy them, pardon me, have to buy them to satisfy your addiction. You cost the health care system money when your cancer comes out, but if you die early this might be OK in return.

>Imagine the kind of person that actually sat there to write this reply

>you know it do
Mmmm a cocksucker of the dark chocolate variety. A rarity to see you this far from your natural habitat.

>imagine sitting there replying to the reply
Stop wasting time user. If you dont get a salty spear in your mouth soon you'll die from cumless throat

Just smoke a juul. This isn't the 1960's anymore, boomer. Cigs make you and your breath smell like shit. Plus they have higher nic.

>2020
>smoking juuls
>wasting the moistness of their mouth
Move the juul and get some cock on those lips. If you cant go without the juul, find an experienced sounder and stick the juul in his cum dispenser so you get the mix of nicotine and cum after you've finally pleasured him enough to release his love on your tongue

Kek ok boomer.
And you wonder why your wife doesn't kiss you back anymore. Absolutely disgusting.

Imagine unironically smoking and thinking that poisoning yourself slowly on purpose makes you anything but a retarded cunt.

Attached: 1575536181284.jpg.jpg (1944x2592, 199K)

>ok boomer
I dont think you understand what that means, but it's ok. Like sucking dick, we all start somewhere
>that's why your wife doesnt kiss you you queer
>your wife
>queer
I font think you know what these words mean and are just throwing them out there. But since its officially been 7 minutes since I've last choked down a throbbing hot gogurt, I'll come show you free of charge

>smoking is poisoning yourself
>post fat bitch that shoots the grease from the local A&W
Just suck cock instead. Semen is neutral in the body and the bobbing motion burns caliries

>ENUUUGGGHGHGHHHHHHH
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Attached: 1571917190117.gif (216x261, 229K)

How is smoking fun

Yes baby. Cum for me. Shoot that Ghostbusters brand ectoplasm by bill Murray's right into my posotron trap. Plzzzzzzzz

Smoke rings are fun to do.
Gargling semen is also a very underrated skill

My wife is allergic so I had to stop.

Attached: wallpaper.png (492x854, 5K)

>2020
>being so beta that you have a wife
The real reason you quit is because your bitch ass lungs couldnt handle the smooth rich taste of a Marlboro red. Fucking poser. Not even a has been, you're a never was you filthy fucking animal

Fuck. I forgot

I just smoke weed
Cigarette smoke I can't deal with shit is gross, and it tastes disgusting, cigars are a bit more alright.
Beer is disgusting, most whiskey is gross but a stone sour is nice. Vodka with orange juice is great but it's waste.

>cant smoke cigs
>cant shoot whiskey
>cant drink vodka, the tasteless liquor, straight
Be honest user, how often do you shop for avacodos?

Attached: 1574902778813.jpg (645x412, 81K)