I am the all powerful genie. You have one wish

I am the all powerful genie. You have one wish...

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I wish that I’m the only one who can have wishes granted. HA!

infinite wishes

*Poof* you no longer exist as an individual. You are anonymous, and all wishes are are your wishes.

gimme the cash you purple weirdo

*poof* as a genie I carry no money. You have 0 more money

Erase the universe

*poof* one of the infinate number of universes blinks out of existance

I want more wishes Jew genie

I said one. You have angered genie. You are now attracted to feet

Would you be so kind as to gently fellate my phallus, friend?

One wish only. You have made genie angry and now you find my little pony to be a deep and meaningful show.

Money.

>now

*poof* genie fellates you with care

I wish you were free

*poof* you now have in your possession one Canadian pennie

Much obliged. Safe travels.

I wish to become a multi millionaire in 2020

*poof* genie is now free

rescue me yes?

Fuck you Jew genie. I always thought mlp was a thoughtful show. Nothing changed

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Too late he’s free :(

I wish that, at the snap of my fingers, I could stop all movement in the universe except for light and light sources, me and everything within 5cm of my skin at any given point. When I snap them again. all movement will resume.

Or did it

noooooo

HE’S FREE

But the genie can surely continue to grant wishes by his own volition, yes?

i want snow

Ban porn from /b

I didn't because I have logs as proof. And my fan fic. Joke on you Jew genie

I wish for death.

huge balls plz

Haha clearly you’ve never watched Aladdin

Love Lain

*poof*
You are unable to maintain this state for more than five minutes due to heat build up from the inability of heat to dissipate via conduction or convection from your small sphere of influence

make my innermost, longed-for one that I think about every day before falling asleep the dream became true.

I don't know if it will be best for me, but I would like it to come true ...

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*poof* it begins to snow in northern alaska

I wish I had a dedicated, cute and genuine girlfriend my age that will die alongside me naturally in our old age

*poof* you are now dying.

Let me win the lottery

*poof*

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You need to express your specific wish.

That isn't a >GIRL< friend therefore you failed to grant the wish

if he fulfills his wishes, he should know what I mean.

but if it's not about finding love and peace. somewhere there finally ...

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I wish to become a multi millionaire in 2020

*poof* you will obtain this girlfriend but she will be in coma till death from old age

*poof*
You will become a multi millionaire in 2020, however you are currently millions in debt and the high Court will reclaim or arrest you in 3 days

My only wish was for a world without Jews.

*poof* in two hundred and twenty years your body will be uncovered and donated to a museum at an estimated value of 5 million dollars

If she's in a coma she can't fulfil the description, dedicated" therefore you too have not properly granted the wish

You have impersonated me and angered genie. You now enjoy the taste of asshole.

omnipotence

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I wish to grant myself all the abilities of the character know as Dr.Manhattan while still maintaining my human looks.
Definetly.

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She will be always faithful

*poof*
The timeline has been rewritten as such that Hitler was successful and there are now no longer any jews

turn all black men into lolis

Jokes on you I enjoy asshole for a living

She can't if she's in a coma as she's unable to make decisions and be faithful or not

I wish for a fish on a dish

*poof* all Jews decide to change the name of their religion, and are now known as Kews. No more Jews

Yes, timeline edited

Dubs win, coma it is

I wish that my wife was cured from her debilitating chronic illnesses and we could actually be happy again

Eh whatever, least she's still fuckable

*poof* you never said who. A homeless man in Georgia is now omnipotent

Remove internet access from all the coddled retards who can't take banter.

*poof* the internet no longer exists

*poof*
She is cured of it via death. You are both happy as she is no longer suffering.

I wish I was a girl

False genie, dead people cannot be happy due to not feeling anything, faggot

Finally

Wtf man why aren't my messages sending anymore

You have impersonated genie (and given a crazy answer). Genie is angry and you now enjoy buttplay

*poof*
Your wife is cured of her chronic disease, but as a side effect of the newly discovered medication her memory is erased. You are both still capable of happiness

*poof* in a restaurant in Portsmouth NH, a fish is placed on a dish

*poof* you now have female genitalia and breasts. But nothing else changes

I can dig it, thank you genie!!!

i wish to instantly physically transform into an adorable and beautiful woman of my ideal appearance, traits, and attributes. thanks, g!!!

*poof* wish granted, but with a women's mind you loose your reason for wishing this transformation, and begin the long process of gender reassignment to become a man.

it is my wish for me, your attempt to be clever is a fail

Not my fault. Be more careful next time you find a genie

I wish to become a gene myself

*poof* you are now a strand of dna

Fuck