Wizard here. Did all you normies get some good sex for Christmas? How do you find someone to have sex with?

Wizard here. Did all you normies get some good sex for Christmas? How do you find someone to have sex with?

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of course, we fuck every night
it's easy man
just be yourself and you'll find the right person

I've tried being myself for 34 years and so far it hasn't worked...

3 years off wizardhood myself, but ive been heavily flirting with this fat girl and i think it might happen soon friends

it's overrated. you will have sex eventually and you'll be disappointed

We're beta cucks user. I've accepted it. My buddies aren't a self loathing depressed faggot like me and actually go outside everyday, finished school young and applied themselves in life. Ive been told I'm good looking by quite a few women and catch them rubber necking but it's literally pointless if you can't talk to them through text for 10 minutes without feeling drained and tired. Every time I get there number they ghost me after a few days because I don't want to text bomb and honestly don't care about it enough

Best of luck. Last time I tried flirting with a fat girl she ghosted me and left the country.
>you will have sex eventually
I hope so, but I'm not so sure of that. Every year that goes by the probability that I'll die a virgin increases.

>>Best of luck. Last time I tried flirting with a fat girl she ghosted me and left the country.
well, im from arizona and she's mexican, so i wont deny that this could possibly happen to me as well

Wouldn't "cuck" imply we have gfs who fuck other men? Certainly not ideal, but a gf who fucks other men is definitely an improvement over no gf.
Also
>talk to them through text
Wtf is up with society and texting these days? Texting is no way to hold a conversation. Use texting to find out when/where to meet, and then do it. I can't believe people use texting as a primary source of communication.

How's the flirting working out for you? I still have no clue how to flirt. How do you do it?

Are you the faggot with a good body but the personality of a bar of dial that won't get a prostitute because she won't want to be there?

Back to your usual shenanigans I see.

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after getting familiar a bit with her through whatever dating app i met her, i held off on anything that was directly flirting until after the first meeting in person with her
im still a virgin so obv. this doesnt mean much but i think its important that you meet in person within the first week of talking or plans to meet really soon otherwise you both just stop talking to eachother and it fizzles out, after you meet up first and hopefully atleast get to holding her hand once or maybe hugging (i said it was cold and joked that her hands looked warm) i texted after calling her cute and just kind of keep doing that a bit, met her again for a movie (joker) and we made out the entire time and it wasnt even a big deal
i had a perma boner the entire time both times so that also helps get you in the mood

What is flirting?

Close, but my body isn't that great. Working on it though.
>meet in person within the first week
I've never really been into the dating app thing. It just seems crazy to me that people would talk for a week over text before even meeting. So for the sake of this thread lets assume that everyone I'm interested in I've already met in person at least once.
That said, I still have no clue how to get the interest beyond basic friendship. I'm to the point where I can make new platonic friendships with women, but still nowhere near a romantic relationship.
Talking to her while being hot. I think.

Zoomer here. Sadly, that's how it is with texting. My ex always wanted to text a lot and only told me important things through texting. Then she wandered why we can't find stuff to talk about when we hung out. I thought it can't be like this with everyone, but I also noticed it's something of a new norm, especially with the younger people. Fucking hate it

Ugh, this doesn't make any sense. Texting is one of the least efficient ways of communication. Not only is it hart to transmit emotions through text, but the input method is worse than even a basic keyboard, which reduces communication speed. Face to face conversation is so much better.

>I've never really been into the dating app thing. It just seems crazy to me that people would talk for a week over text before even meeting. So for the sake of this thread lets assume that everyone I'm interested in I've already met in person at least once.

little dry in this area myself user, i think this is something that requires a lot of confidence that you and i are missing, find someone actively (either you already know by her presence on a dating site like me or she talks about it or ...) looking for a relationship or you might be stuck here wasting a LOT of time doing it the normal way
you also need some kind of pretext to flirt or it looks creepy so invite her out for something simple but not in a group setting, have it be safe and quick for her to escape or leave if she wants to, then psyops yourself into believing you dont want to fuck this woman so you can make casual conversation, if she's at all into you and you dont have diagnosed autism you should be able to kind of pick the hint up and proceed with caution, then actually flirt after (still with caution) like complimenting her hair or something

I didn't have sex at christmas, i was at my family and my gf was with hers. The "just go to the gym" and "just be yourself" is a odd statement because its much more complicated than that. I think the issue with wizards and such stems from this ideology, because its easy to think theres just something inherently wrong with you if it is so simple for everyone else. If you want to have sex like just to have sex, call a prostitute. If more, then you need to start investing your time in hobbies you can get good at and be intresting and have something to talk about. Cooking is a great one, girls love men who can cook. And its really easy to learn. If you are obese, then lose some weight. If overly skinny, gain some. This is just a dietary question. Your clothing is a big deal. And also a easy fix. Look at the people in your city who dress nice, and at first, just copy & paste according to your body size ofc. Shave your beard. Go to shower everyday. Get haircut. If you are bad at social situations, consider a therapist. Usually social problems are caused by childhood. If not, take up on some volunteer work. People there are kind, and you can learn to talk to people. If you follow these steps, i can guarantee improvement for the year 2020. Its all in you, mate. Small steps.

Also sorry for bad english, not a native speaker. I responded before reading the thread, so take these as general guidelines. I was once a bullied lonely man. I feel u.

What kind of pretext do you need to flirt? I'm not very good at reading situations, but it seems like if she's having fun being with you then you're good to go, no?
>psyops yourself into believing you dont want to fuck this woman
Let's be real user. As a 34 year old virgin, I want to fuck every woman. All it takes is for her to so much as suggest that she might also want to fuck, and we'd be in my bed. So far, such a thing has never happened, and so I remain a virgin.
>start investing in your hobbies
That's the only way I've managed to stay sane though my endless virginity. I've been going skiing a lot this winter, which is awesome. Also enjoy cooking, but cooking is hard when you're single. A standard recipe is like 4 days worth of food for a single guy.
I'm considering getting a roommate to move into an extra room in my house to help with the loneliness and so I don't have to wait as long to finish the leftovers from cooking. Is this a good idea or should I continue to live alone if I want to ever attract a partner?

>What kind of pretext do you need to flirt? I'm not very good at reading situations, but it seems like if she's having fun being with you then you're good to go, no?
flirting without there being history of her flirting is a dangerous game so i would say just after any shared experience should be fine here
people who arent fucking virgins can chime in here but imo the entire first meeting you shouldnt flirt unless you know what youre doing or she is really fucking openly admiring the shape of your cock or something, only on reflecting the time you had with her should you actually drop hints like "yeah i had a really good time, i hope i wasnt too boring talking about music haha, i really liked what you were talking about" or something equally vacuous either through text or in person again

>Let's be real user. As a 34 year old virgin, I want to fuck every woman. All it takes is for her to so much as suggest that she might also want to fuck, and we'd be in my bed. So far, such a thing has never happened, and so I remain a virgin.
ofcourse, i masturbate all the time to the girl im talking to before and after we meet but im not there staring at her tits, we obviously really want to fuck but some level of you has to actually be on the same level as her while you communicate because otherwise it looks not very good, its stupid and we all know two people are meeting to eventually fuck but it sells the picture and makes her not feel like a whore

Absolutely get a roommate. Key to getting women is socializing. Start with getting friends, because having friends is your gateway to meeting new people.

I don't masturbate to people I met during the day. I've got porn for that. Sure, I might fantasize, but my imagination isn't that great.
I'm far more interested in sex in the context of a real relationship, so that's the goal. But a man in my position can't really be too choosy.
Don't know if this makes any difference, but the potential roommate is a woman. We get along well, so no issue there, but I'm worried about awkwardness if by some miracle I do manage to get someone interested in me and bring her home to introduce her to my purely platonic female roommate.

everyone has sex on christmas
you didn't? hahaha
dude, grow some balls and get laid

Gee, thanks... I don't know how to get laid. I don't know how to start a relationship. That's why I started this thread.
Congrats on the sex though.

yep
met family and then fucked for hours
what did you do?

its easy bro
just be yourself

>I'm far more interested in sex in the context of a real relationship, so that's the goal. But a man in my position can't really be too choosy.
so start with the real relationship without being too forward about sex despite it being obviously your goal, if there's any signs sex isn't something that might happen be sure to bail (e.g. she's "asexual", "not quite looking for something right now" and whatever else damaged women say) but ultimately, women get extremely horny too, she knows that if you guys talk more she will fuck you, so if it keeps happening then your chances only go up

This is how I approach all relationships. We talk, have fun, and sex is neither on the table nor off the table. It's just completely tangential to our relationship. But if this continues for a while, sex continues to slip further and further from the realm of possibility. I don't know how to course correct when this happens.

I really dont think you had sex on christmas. Or ever.

Oh look its this guy again. Lemme guess your not gunna post face but if asked will post that shitty dark photo of your shirtless dad bod again?
Do I have the correct user?

Regular women dont mind about men having female friends. It will be alright man. Remember, just make this your year. I believe in you. Im dedicating myself for studying and cooking this year, i hope we make it. Im 22 and im still studying and alot of my friends are already working and stuff. I got lot of catching up to do.

Yep, congrats. You obviously spend a lot of time on Sup Forums. Since we last talked, a girl held my hand, and we're hanging out on new years. I wouldn't expect much, but progress is progress, right?

Well whats so wrong about dude trying to get some help on his issues ? Idontgetit. And he does it very respectfully.

Well fuck now I feel kinda bad. Glad you're making progress. What has worked for you?

>everyone has sex on christmas

>house full of family members
>sleeping on the floor in someone else's house
keep dreaming bud

well, it sounds like you start out fine with these women but either they dont understand what your goals are or are confused, taking your flirting/fun time together as just part of your personality because you don't get another chance to flirt and get literally friend zoning you because they think you want to be friends
in some capacity you need to be active about wanting it to be a relationship like by asking about meeting up again / talking to them a lot more often, throw out the signal, because you (and i) dont actually want to be only friends with any women we are pursuing

if youre holding hands and already arranged to meet up again with that attitude (its the correct one) i think youre actually doing good, im eventually meeting my fat girl by suggesting we meet to snuggle because it's so cold and the only place we can really do that is at her house, if i go over there and DONT fuck her i might kill myself

A girl held your hand ? Thats a big signal. Put your A game on in new years eve. And try some speed. It really really helps with confidence

He posts all the time and Generally acts like a wooden door. He doesn't respond well to advice and just wants to make excuses.
That said he just said he did make some progress recently so maybe I am an asshole.

Hmm...how about something more casual, like you wanna watch a movie with her, and then when its over you snuggle. Saying i want to snuggle is kind of...odd. its like saying i wanna fuck you (which is not bad, in certain situations) but milder. Grab a few beers with you when you meet up

Met her on a lift while out skiing and we hit it off. Went down a few trails together and we seem to have a lot in common. She's hosting a new years party and invited me to join. Not going to get my hopes up, but still, not too shabby, right?

Okay this is my first time reading this, i dont think you are an asshole. To OP, if people gives advice try to be flexible, if this is the case.

This is for women you know in real life. Basically tell them what you think of them, like you're attractive I want your number that sort of thing.

Be friends with them first.

I know. I wish I had an A game to put on. The last time a girl held my hand was over a decade ago. Aaaahhhh. I hope I don't fuck it up too badly.

Thats...man. that is THE situation. Do you dabble in the drug territory ?

Good job man.

You're a fooking wizard, harry!!

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believe it or not, even in my extremely fortunate circumstance that i can openly ask a girl to cuddle and she says yes, you STILL have to be active to initiate sex because girls can still like cuddle buddies that they dont want to ultimately fuck
im definitely not saying you should ask to cuddle if it hasnt been said in your talking with her already, everything is very specific to your circumstances and how you talk/joke with her, i was able to introduce cuddling because again, its cold out so i say something like "i dont mind walking around out here, though i might have to hold you against me because its so fucking cold lol" or something retarded, so the same kind of playful flirting might be helpful for you to use

but this shit right here
this is beyond my territory user, more normie people will have to give you advice here, thats some playa shit

This is how to A game. Buy a nice shirt and jeans, like a really nice button up shirt (again sry for english) good cologne, a haircut. Eat a good healthy breakfast. Do some push ups, to get the testosterone going. Eat again before you go so you dont get piss drunk. Tell yourself in the mirror you will succeed.

For women I know in real life, there's a pretty good chance I already have their number. I don't really have an issue exchanging numbers and hanging out at some point afterwards. The problem is going from a friendly relationship to a sexual relationship. That has never happened.
Oh, I've considerably more than dabbled. I don't know if she's interested in that sort of thing though.
Thanks. I don't want to get my hopes up though. Last time something like this happened was over a decade ago and absolutely nothing happened.
damn straight

>not into dating aps
i mean, it's literally something people use to meet people they might want to have a relationship with. you may want to re-think, tinder for example you're matching with people who have seen you're profile and think they might be interested. that's a bit less stressful than just approaching random women. you know they're somewhat interested at least.

Dude. Its absolutely okay if nothing happens. Back off on pressuring yourself.
The point is you are making steady and incremental changes to make your situation better.
In all likelihood, this relationship will end at some point. There are many people out there. As long as you are actively working on the situation as well as yourself, you will succeed with someone.

Yeah okay, i thought you were just gonna say it out of the blue. Nice move man.

I work as a manager. Managed to carry home one of my employee, 26yo, fucked her brains out, she swallowed all my fucking cum, she had a tongue piercing, fucking slut.

Im asking the drug thing because altough i can get laid with or without, man, when i take some speed before the bar im unstoppable. A one itsy bitsy line can help before the party. Dont tell her though.

I have a hard time with fashion. Like I can see what might look good on Chad, but on me it looks more tryhard. I usually dress in fairly bland clothing. Which might be my problem, but I feel uncomfortable when I try to dress up.
I hope I can succeed. I've never kissed someone at midnight on new years, and this is probably the closest I've ever been.
I mean, if they match with me, great. But from the data I've seen nobody is going to match with an average guy on dating apps. It would kill my self esteem to put all the work into taking good pics, writing a profile, and then have zero matches.
Congrats, but that sounds like an hr nightmare waiting to happen. Careful man.
I'm not comfortable being around sober(ish) people when I'm on drugs. I get paranoid. It's really only enjoyable if I'm alone or with others who are also partaking.

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Yeah dude I fucked my wife silly.

Don't trip bro you will find something soon. I'm a straight up nerd and I feel like I just got lucky.

Keep your head up bro!

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I seriously hope you're right, but
>you will fine something soon
I've been hearing that since about 19
Now I'm 34
It's hard to keep motivated

Go to a clothing shop with good customer service, they give great advice and also give you a shirt that will fit great

Got any places you'd recommend? Most of my clothes are from Target and similar. I've never been to a store that actually gives you advice on what would look good.

Yooo this thread is depressing man. Why don't you just come out as gay already. All of the women around you know and naturally deter you due to this unspoken, widely known knowledge. The fact that you're on here often solidifies that fact. Just think, man. Every girl you get by your thirties is going to be washed up, beaten down and full of other guys cum. You're a walking paradox because all you need to do is have some balls and a sense of humor. You could live in a cardboard box, never shave and as long as you clean your cock and make a chick laugh you can get it in. Wake up man. This shit is depressing for real. Man up and go get some ass before your ancestors realize they fought for nothing. Self loathing son of a bitch you got this we believe in your faggot ass. Get a woman or be a faggot already.

Start by improving yourself. Are you ugly in the face? Make your body look great. Get fit. Work and make money. Make male friends, that way you'll get exposure to more females. Women are much more likely to want to be in a relationship with a friend of a friend. Join a club if you need to. Just not a cult. Some cults give mad pussy but you're just as likely to have your throat slit in your sleep.

Projecting this much

Man just be yourself and be confident. Have a purpose in life. That's all you need to get pussy. Seriously.

39 years checking in.
It's miserable. Spending all your time on Sup Forums doesn't help either.

Like i said, im not from us, so i dont really now. In here we have a shop dedicated for formal clothing, post a google pic that resembles most your body type then i can recomend something maybe.

It was pretty weird with family around but all in all I'd say letting my uncle fuck my ass was pretty worth it.

Gotta disagree with you there. Sex is fucking amazing. Especially with someone you love and loves you back.

>why don't you just come out as gay?
Because I'm not gay? It would be so much easier if I were. I've got gay friends and they're much more open to casual sex, but I'm just not interested.
>as long as you clean your cock
I don't think a woman has seen my cock since I was in diapers. I do clean my cock, but it doesn't exactly matter as far as getting someone in bed with me, since they won't know until we're already naked.
Relatively average face. Been working on my bod. Not great, but not too shabby either. I also make good money, which people have mentioned is important, but for me it hasn't really mattered.
Thanks, I'll see if I can find something.

You sound like a neckbeard who larps

I wish there was a way I could clone myself so I could give me to all these lonely anons. No one deserves to be alone

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I say hi, would u.like to go out sometime and get to know each other. Unless your fuck all ugly it'll work eventually

if i reply to you first does that i mean i get the original

Don't have a neckbeard, and haven't larped before, though I do know a few people who are into reenactment style martial arts who are happily married. Why does larping get so much hate?
I've gotten to know a number of women. Never as more than friends. How do you make that distinction when you're out together?

i thought the same thing, but i've had 5-10 matches in a week.

How physically attractive are you?

It doesn't help to be yourself if you're a pile of shit. You have to be someone you like and respect first. Go volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

It doesn't matter if I like and respect me. What matters is if women like and respect me.

wizard as in "homosexual"? or as in kkk member trying reaaaally suspiciously hard not to be "homosexual"?

I'm a geeky nerd and so is my sister. She kept complaining about no guys taking her out. So I did and then she offered sex. It was good enough that she keeps wanting to do it. Why would I try to stop her?

wizard as in "get the fuck out newfag"

You're new here, aren't you?
Welcome to Sup Forums. It'll take time to acclimate to our strange ways.

because it's incest and incest is illegal, so set me up instead

Stop being a beta fag and ask her out. She's a slut wants to fuck other guys but you should remember she still comes home to fuck me.

ok, this is a message to anons sister then

anons sister, do you want to go out

She said yes. Just come pick her up.

alright sure, where you at

88202

nice, im only one state away, but google routes me at about a 10 hour drive one way

QUESTION: if I’m a freshman in college and I’m a kissless virgin, am I fucked? Is all hope lost?

Yep. Well NM sucks so yeah. She said only one state away better be Texas cause she doesn't want to go to Mexico or AZ. She plans on going home with you if you can make her cum.

That's entirely up to you. I spent my time in college studying, so I ended up with a good career and no sex. You can choose to spend your college time learning to get laid and not worrying too much about academics. I'd highly recommend that approach.

fuck, im arizona
but im tall and white with a pretty alright dick, doesnt that count for anything

Absolutely not. Just dont wait too long. Every year it will get tougher.

Sorry. She said if she cared about dick size she wouldn't be fucking her brother. Ha ha. She's a total butch sometimes.

paid for it but it was better than sex i got without paying

i really wanna know why some of you virgins wont just bite the bullet and go see a pro
more for the life experience than anything, you'll get past that mental hurdle and if you ever do find a girl who you could have sex with you wont have the awkward first time experience

>tfw you get rejected by another virgins made up incest fantasy sister

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I lost my v card when i was 13. I started my sex life so young so im a bit fucked up sexually. Another end of the spectrum i guess.

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Thats sad