(poner gatos gordos en mi culo) or hello how are you...

(poner gatos gordos en mi culo) or hello how are you? I need help with my Spanish to impress my co worker what are some things I can say?

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Bumping

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I've found that Spanish chicks love when you say their name +ita after it (turn Laura into Laurita for example) or just call her chiquita (chickita)
Call her that always
Or you could say "tu eres la luce de mi vida" (you are the light of my life) it's gay but if you speak 0 spanish she might love it

Ok that sounds like good advice her name is Carla so how do I do it?

Carlasita

Tú eres la luz de mi vida.

Carlita. Beware, some girls don't like to make their names "smaller" (eg: Carlita means "little Carla")

tú eres la luz de mi vida

Carlita

Ok cool anything on the flirty spicy side I can say?

déjame decirte que eres muy bonita
or just
eres muy bonita

they just fucking love gringos trying to say that kind of stuff in english

more of her?

Cool I write it down and yeah here's more

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she's goddamn hot

I know that's why I need the help haha

I'm a native spanish speaker so you can ask me anything

mexicanon here fucker, don't be fancy or akyrhing, just call her by a diminutive like, Alejandra, Alejandrita or just say something nice like, estas bonita sabes?

Say chupa mi polla puta
It means you stole my heart

Ok what does it mean?

Ok I'll write it down too thanks

nah, it means "suck my cock slut"

"estás bonita, sabes?" means "you're really pretty, you know?"

>(poner gatos gordos en mi culo)
Literally "put fat cats in my arse".

I recommend you to do the spanish course on Duolingo, it is a language learning app. It helps me a lot with my spanish so it may work with you as well.

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Dile cualquier cosa que no este relacionada con poner gatos gordos en tu culo, consejo de amigo.

Based amigo

Just say to her "quiero lamerte to el coño hasta dejartelo en carne viva"
I'm pretty sure that would work

you only have to say:Eres una zorra, comeme el ojete