Starts in 10 bings, get in here boys
Starts in 10 bings, get in here boys
You have many competitors in this meme event, Stralia?
Did someone win with Ales Valenta's jump (triple back flip with five twists) since he did in 2002?
>winter olympics
>snow nogs countries not shutting out every other country from even being able to compete
pretty bad tbqh
Not as many as the women.
Hes the Sochi Silver medallist so he has a shot
Just David Morris IIRC
If the aussie makes the top 6 hes going for it. He did it in the practice session beforehand.
Just another ez bronzah for OAR
>American is the world champion and number 1 qualifier
HAHA TIME TO CHOKE
STARTING
I don't agree with you cunts being shoah'd from the Olympics Russia bro
want you to know that
>Our guy is the world champion
We're gonna fuck this up aren't we
jeez have a little faith
>Chinese athletes hand reared from birth in chosen discipline
make them all lose lord
who else comfy af
I'll be comfy if Morris doesn't choke
>got digits
>mirin yours
comfy lad
here's hoping
checked
Here la
MORRIS
D A V O
>tfw still haven't left the bed this morning.
what a rippa
BASED neet
>Landing his jumps
I'm worried, lads. He's probably going to choke like the sheila.
Or he's going to pull off his 10x twist, 5x backflip jump and win gold.
David FUCKING Morris
Hm, good enough?
It's fucking Sunday
>tfw have no idea what's good or not other than the landing
>111
might not be enough ;_;
cric site down. destination unknown. requesting backup stream ASAP.
Steam maybe?
Bloody bent BBC are showing the bobsleigh
Just 3 eliminated in the first round?
Worried lads, was 111 enough
111 is trash for a landed jump. Needs someone to blow it to go through.
how many flips and spins you can do basically, probably not much else to it
He'll have to hope someone falls.
that robinson interviewer is a curse to all of our athletes.
fuck him off
believe so
When the coach get's an erection it's good.
When the coach looks angry it's bad.
>9 go through
>finish 10th
JUST
LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE ALL LANDING IT LADS ;_;
1 guy has to fuck up for us to go through
How did he stuff it up? It seemed clean.
one of the upcoming chinese jumpers has a higher degree of difficulty
hopefully he's the one that fucks up
Almost lost it foward
WORRY
bent the knees and lost points on form
Snow sports are for rich cunts in Australia
hope someone gets a bad injury
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>CHINESE CHOKE
Thank you based China.
kek that's the latest fall I've ever seen.
B R A D B U R Y
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Do you get extra points for bunny hopping before the jump?
will that be our saving grace?
>Learning your stream is on delay by a shitpost
>99 problems
>literally forgetting to teach your aerial guys how to actually ski.
That was the most recoverable bump ever.
FUCK YES CHINA HOPEFULLY THAT'S ENOUGH
also, told you so :)
>not going up with the double bird
no flare tbqh
Channel 7 stream has a 20 second delay. Just turn on the tv.
...
FUGGG
I don't understand how he actually fell. Seems like there was super soft snow and his skis got buried?
>Chinese judge gives perfect landing score
WHAT THE FUCK
>CONTROLLED LANDING
FUCKING RIGGED
RIGGED
Looks like it's gonna be an early night boys ;_;
Don't worry Australia, we'll fuck up for you.
R E F J U M P
REFJUMP
ARE YOU KIDDING
>Chinese guy made a telephone hand gesture
Rigged as fuck.
you literally have to fail for us to go through
don't care who wins, hope it isn't the chinese lads
>9
we never had a realistic chance did we lads
HAHA JUST KIDDING AUSTRALIA GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>It's another Ausfailia chokes episode
USA USA USA
please defeat the yellow man, for all of us
>Same landing Score as someone who fucking crashes
Fucking refjump
never underestimate the power of aussie meme victories.
I'm just glad he didn't explode desu
welp, rip
absolute semen slurping sport
>Coaches told me to give up gymnastics as I'll never amount to anything
They were right.
give all your power to the amerilad \o/
SIRVER INC?
based david, you did well
you did this user, this is on your head
there is no way that chinese cunt should have gone through after falling
\o/
love me some refball
Thinking of going pig hunting soon then putting her on the lite n easy program
Will she leave when she turns QT lads? that shit doesn't look cheap
lite n easy is an absolute meme
>judges sucking tiny chinese dick this hard
deserve to be shot
Execute all Chinese.
Execute all these meme """judges""".
Olympic Athletes from China when?
Olympic judges from China lad